Freedom

"or perhaps she's in your mother"

—Freedom, Chat

Freedom better known simply as Freedom (Zlína's Alt), is one of the Cafe's newest members and the boyfriend of Zlína, and joined the Cafe totally not under duress.

Biography

Freedom Mwambazi was born in Zambia sometime in the year 2001. In 2024, he left his homeland to seek better opportunities, and later found himself in Poland. It was here that, in August of 2026, he met Zlína. The two began dating shortly after, and it was thanks to her very polite request that Freedom decided to join the Cafe.

Freedom's addition to the Café was originally met with some skepticism, as both Leaf and Kirin believed that he did not exist and was in fact just Zlína LARPing on an alt account. However, these accusations were quickly swept aside, and Freedom was embrace by Lord Dank and Bananders as a fairly chill person. He has only spoken one single time, in which he promptly told Lord Dank several untrue statements about Zlína's height. He has not since returned.

Trivia

Freedom stands at 6'5, making him one of the taller member of the Cafe. This also gives him a ridiculous 1 foot, 9 inch height difference over Zlína