Lord Dank

"I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully."

—LordDank, General Chat

Lord Dank first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.

Biography

Lord Dank is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep.

One night, he created The Farm in the Cafe's Fluxer server so that he could contain Morii for entertainment. However, Morii was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama.

He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed.

Trivia

Lord Dank has his own personal assistant.

He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.

He ate an entire lion once.

Lord Dank is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox.