Lord Dank

"I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully."

—LordDank, General Chat

Lord Dank first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.

Biography

Lord Dank is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep.

He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed.