Bananders

Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)

Sorry I'm already betrothed [to Zeus]

—Bananders, General Chat

Certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone.

Bananders: A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.

It is to be noted that Bananders gender is "Banana" and thus is "Banana".

Bananders also has been nerfed by the powers that be, cursed with a most diabolical condition known as LIGMA.

This condition was put upon Bananders to ensure that our jester is not too powerful (powerscalers love this.)

Notable acts are the slaying of the great Gooners that once inhabited Weebs Cafe and the slaying of the most feral Borkdere known as Luna.

Trivia

Bananders was committed to not updating their own wiki page, but few others did. Their page is not one that is robust or filled with many jokes or quotes or trivia. For a long while, it had simply been a single sentence written by their samurai niecephew Sol. They consistently ranked as one of the most active members and when Leaf made a poll to rank the mods, Bananders was ranked the highest.

It would be easy to assume Bananders shared little of their life, interests, or hobbies... and easy to assume that their absence would be felt.

Bananders left the cafe on October 3rd, 2026.