0-Z3U5

0-Z3U5's PFP

"Call my dick a feminist the way it stands up for women."

—0-Z3U5, General Chat

0-Z3U5 was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the co-creator of the Weeb's Cafe.

Biography

0-ZEU5 (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying "Goodnight" roughly 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them fight to the death for verification before gaining access to the server.

Although Zeus is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual children in general chat.

Zeus recently shaved his beard which has earned apparently earned him quite a bit of attention from the ladies. In real life, when he is not being a chud online, he is being a chad. This surprised many of the cafe denizens to hear given his track record of chudery.

According to the oracle Nevi, his is most compatible with Snaps, his mortal enemy. Perhaps this is the reason he has been so obsessed with where Snaps is located... because he needs to find his most compatible lover when Fretro inevitably becomes a famous movie director and leaves the Cafe behind for good. Who will take care of Zeus then? Who will fuck him the way he needs? Snaps may fill the hole that Fretro leaves behind.

A little known fact about Zeus is that he is cursed and haunted by his evil dead baby uncles on his father's side. They supposedly cursed his academics according to a local priest when his parents consulted them. He went through several intricate rituals in order to break the curse, but we are still awaiting to see if they worked.

What people have to say about 0-Z3U5

"Zeus is sweet." -Leaf

"Zeus is pretty eloquent." -Bananders

"Who doesn't want to slap Zeus tbh" -Fretro

"Zeus would let anyone smash." -Chemkii

"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -Lord Dank

"Zeus is always open to learning something new, it's pretty respectable." -Che3xy

"I'm starting to think zeus's obsession with feet isn't ironic." -Kirin

"Why are you such a coward Zeus" - Hightsune Mikush

Trivia

• His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.
• He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for feet pics, adding that he'd like to "cut them off". A recipient of such solicitation described him as "The Kira of Feet."
• Admitted to liking "tall women with tight abs" in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be "edited to make him look bad" He also wants a strong goth woman to get him pregnant.
• On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the #General channel saying, I cite : "YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE" to Kirin as he realized that such "compromising" informations were put in this Trivia section and that they were available publicly on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???
• 0-Z3U5 acts out because he thinks it will make Fretro fuck him, it's foreplay for him.
• 0-Z3U5 thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.
• For all his bluster, 0-Z3U5 is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.
• He allegedly asked Bananders to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover Fretro.
• When asked the most important question on the server "Would you try breast milk?" He said that he would. His answer was nowhere near as enthusiastic as Fretro's or Kirin's.
• Zeus had a survivalist phase when he was younger, where he developed a watersports kink.

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