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She recently held both '''[[Bananders]]''' and '''[[Lord Dank]]''' at gunpoint to force them to purchase the free trial of the critically acclaimed MMORPG '''[https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/ Final Fantasy XIV]''' using the code '''#Kirin_MILFHunter''' for 10% off. | |||
Revision as of 18:18, 23 August 2026
"You brofist a hundred people and nobody bats an eye, and you fist ONE guy and that's all you're known for."—Kirin (She/Her)
Kirin originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.
Biography
Public opinion on Kirin is generally positive. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team. Operating on an internal clock of about 30 hours per sleep/wake cycle, she is constantly ruining her sleep schedule.
It is currently speculated that Kirin works for the USSR given that she was able to seamlessly recreate a known Russian prison apartment complex in the Weeb's Cafe Minecraft server even down to the "Penor Inspection Chamber." When she inevitably makes it big and becomes a millionaire, she promised by buy Bananders a life-sized plushy of Itachi Uchiha (including chicken) so that Bananders can drive in the carpool lane.
0-Z3U5 allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. Kirin vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence Zeus provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement.
What People Have to Say About Kirin:
"I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too good." - 0-Z3U5
"Responsible and also an aunt, has twink stomach disease so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim." - Bananders
"Kirin deserve ketchup roles. (Referring to mod role at the time)" - Cube
"Kirin is 8/10" - 0-Z3U5
"Kirin is giving me a virus" - Sora (Girl)
"Kirin is a lady?" - Gab
"The members here are like - Nicest: gab, kirin, cheems, chel" - Anonymous
"We'll kill you Kirin" - Hightsune Mikush
Trivia
Kirin has a terminal love of MILFs. She has stated that any computer that cannot show her MILFs is useless.
When asked if Kirin would drink breast milk, she has stated that she would "Duel her future child over who gets the milk." And that sometimes children need to make sacrifices for her "gains".
Her special skill is finding niche erotic art, but she cannot look at it; She simply hovers her cursor over it to sense the image like a strange porn jedi.
She recently held both Bananders and Lord Dank at gunpoint to force them to purchase the free trial of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV using the code #Kirin_MILFHunter for 10% off.