Kirin

Kirin

"Can you goon me up?"

—Kirin, to 0-Z3U5, general chat

Kirin originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before he left. He rejoined one more on March 8th, 2026.

Biography

Kirin is one of the many uncs in Weeb's Cafe, and was recently promoted to Moderator after offering to perform certain favors of a salacious nature for 0-Z3U5. Kirin denies these claims, and states that the screenshots Zeus had provided were, in fact, doctored.

The verdict on the validity of the documents is still uncertain.

Kirin suffers from a crippling gambling addiction, but GachaDad hates him and often won't work when Kirin attempts to play.

Public opinion on Kirin is generally positive.

What People Have to Say About Kirin:

"I want to hate on the guy, but I can't. He's just too good." - 0-Z3U5

"Responsible and also an unc, has twink stomach disease so he can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim." - Bananders

"Kirin deserve ketchup roles." - Cube

"And [Kirin] eats children." - Anonymous

"I think Kirin is secretly rebuilding Gooner Land but i can't prove it." - Anonymous

"I think Kirin is pregnant." - Anonymous

"The members here are like - Nicest: gab, kirin, cheems, chel" - Anonymous

"We'll kill you Kirin" - Hightsune Mikush

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