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"I'd suck on that thing till it'd dry up."

—Fretro, chat

Fretro was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the creator and owner of the Weeb's Cafe.

Biography

Fretro is the the most laid-back mod; He is cool, calm, collected, and he is kind to the other moderators and operates the server like a democracy.

With the migration to Fluxer, Fretro now shares the admin role with Leaf who is the owner of the Fluxer instance. This has given him more freedom to pursue other passions such as film-making, and watching movies.

Fretro has directed a short film which apparently was fairly acclaimed. He also worked as an assistant director on a friend's feature film. He said that he hates working nine to fives and cannot imagine spending the rest of his life like that.

He has slowly become less and less active in the Cafe, but whenever he joins, he is the life of the party and we are all very happy.

He uses Arch, by the way.

What people have to say about Fretro

"Whenever I get banned for no reason, I just contact fretro." -Cube

"Fretro, Zeus, and Kirin are in a throuple." -Chemkii

"I wish fretro was real." -Kirin

"Fretro cumdump ts." -0-Z3U5

"I've literally never said anything freaky." -Fretro, telling absolute lies.

"I fucking knew fretro was a freak." -Bananders (Bananders considers this a compliment)

Trivia

Fretro is the order to 0-Z3U5's chaos, though Zeus' antics may one day cause him enough stress to give him an ulcer.

He's an insufferable film nerd. His favorite film of all time is the classic sci-fi movie "2001: A Space Odyssey".

His favorite anime of all time is Perfect Blue.

Vinci The Scourge, successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.

Bananders is convinced Fretro may be one of the freakiest on the server. This was later confirmed in the staff chat. As it has been foretold: Freak sees freak.

0-Z3U5 once got under his skin so badly that Fretro crashed out in main and threatened to leave the server. This led to Zeus being promoted to the role of "Zeus" to contain some of his chaotic powers.

When asked the most important question of all "Would you drink breast milk?" Fretro responded with an enthusiastic affirmation and "I'd suck on that thing till it'd dry up."

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 He has slowly become less and less active in the Cafe, but whenever he joins, he is the life of the party and we are all very happy.
+He uses Arch, by the way.
 == What people have to say about Fretro ==
 "Whenever I get banned for no reason, I just contact fretro." -'''Cube'''
-"Damn fretro a freak." -'''[[Bananders]]'''
 "Fretro, Zeus, and Kirin are in a throuple." -'''Chemkii'''
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 "I've literally never said anything freaky." -'''Fretro''', telling absolute lies.
-"I fucking knew fretro was a freak." -'''[[Bananders]]'''
+"I fucking knew fretro was a freak." -'''[[Bananders]]''' (Bananders considers this a compliment)
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 '''[[Vinci|Vinci The Scourge]]''', successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.
-'''Bananders''' is convinced '''Fretro''' may be one of the freakiest on the server. This was later confirmed in the staff chat. Freak sees freak.
+'''Bananders''' is convinced '''Fretro''' may be one of the freakiest on the server. This was later confirmed in the staff chat. As it has been foretold: '''Freak sees freak'''.
 '''0-Z3U5''' once got under his skin so badly that '''Fretro''' crashed out in main and threatened to leave the server. This led to '''Zeus''' being promoted to the role of "'''Zeus'''" to contain some of his chaotic powers.