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Public opinion on '''Kirin''' is generally '''positive'''. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team. Operating on an internal clock of about 30 hours per sleep/wake cycle, she is constantly ruining her sleep schedule. | Public opinion on '''Kirin''' is generally '''positive'''. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team. Operating on an internal clock of about 30 hours per sleep/wake cycle, she is constantly ruining her sleep schedule. | ||
It is currently speculated that '''Kirin''' works for the '''[[wikipedia:Soviet_Union|USSR]]''' given that she was able to seamlessly recreate a known '''Russian''' <s>prison</s> '''apartment complex''' in the Weeb's Cafe '''Minecraft''' server even down to the "'''Penor Inspection Chamber'''." | It is currently speculated that '''Kirin''' works for the '''[[wikipedia:Soviet_Union|USSR]]''' given that she was able to seamlessly recreate a known '''Russian''' <s>''prison''</s> '''apartment complex''' in the Weeb's Cafe '''Minecraft''' server even down to the "'''Penor Inspection Chamber'''." When she inevitably makes it big and becomes a millionaire, she promised by buy '''[[Bananders]]''' a life-sized plushy of Itachi Uchiha (including chicken) so that Bananders can drive in the carpool lane. | ||
'''[[0-Z3U5]]''' allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. '''Kirin''' vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence '''Zeus''' provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement. | '''[[0-Z3U5]]''' allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. '''Kirin''' vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence '''Zeus''' provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement. | ||
[[File: | [[File:Allegations.jpg|none|thumb|Courtroom sketch of the receipts of '''Kirin's''' DM history with '''Zeus''']] | ||
== What People Have to Say About Kirin: == | == What People Have to Say About Kirin: == | ||
Latest revision as of 23:51, 14 July 2026
"You brofist a hundred people and nobody bats an eye, and you fist ONE guy and that's all you're known for."—Kirin (She/Her)
Kirin originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.
Biography
Public opinion on Kirin is generally positive. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team. Operating on an internal clock of about 30 hours per sleep/wake cycle, she is constantly ruining her sleep schedule.
It is currently speculated that Kirin works for the USSR given that she was able to seamlessly recreate a known Russian prison apartment complex in the Weeb's Cafe Minecraft server even down to the "Penor Inspection Chamber." When she inevitably makes it big and becomes a millionaire, she promised by buy Bananders a life-sized plushy of Itachi Uchiha (including chicken) so that Bananders can drive in the carpool lane.
0-Z3U5 allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. Kirin vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence Zeus provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement.
What People Have to Say About Kirin:
"I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too good." - 0-Z3U5
"Responsible and also an aunt, has twink stomach disease so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim." - Bananders
"Kirin deserve ketchup roles. (Referring to mod role at the time)" - Cube
"Kirin is 8/10" - 0-Z3U5
"Kirin is giving me a virus" - Sora (Girl)
"Kirin is a lady?" - Gab
"The members here are like - Nicest: gab, kirin, cheems, chel" - Anonymous
"We'll kill you Kirin" - Hightsune Mikush