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One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama.  
One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama.  
He is known to be everywhere and collects many flies in his evil web.


He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed.  
He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed.  
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He ate an entire lion once.
He ate an entire lion once.


Lord Dank is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox.
'''Lord Dank''' is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox. Canonically, he is a yandere as well, it is a shame he wasn't able to make things work with '''Luna'''.


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[[Category:Character]]

Latest revision as of 23:53, 14 July 2026

Lord Dank's PFP

"I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully."

—LordDank, General Chat


Lord Dank first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.

Biography

Lord Dank is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep.

One night, he created The Farm in the Cafe's Fluxer server so that he could contain Morii for entertainment. However, Morii was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama.

He is known to be everywhere and collects many flies in his evil web.

He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed.

Trivia

Lord Dank has his own personal assistant.

He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.

His visage captivated Luna, who went full on puppygirl borkdere.

He ate an entire lion once.

Lord Dank is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox. Canonically, he is a yandere as well, it is a shame he wasn't able to make things work with Luna.