0-Z3U5 - Revision history

Bananders at 06:37, 27 August 2026

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	"Who doesn't want to slap Zeus tbh" -'''[[Fretro]]'''		"Who doesn't want to slap Zeus tbh" -'''[[Fretro]]'''

	"Zeus would let anyone smash." -'''Chemkii'''		"Zeus would let anyone smash." -'''[[Chemkii]]'''

	"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''		"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''
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	* When asked the most important question on the server "Would you try breast milk?" He said that he would. His answer was nowhere near as enthusiastic as '''Fretro's''' or '''Kirin's'''.		* When asked the most important question on the server "Would you try breast milk?" He said that he would. His answer was nowhere near as enthusiastic as '''Fretro's''' or '''Kirin's'''.
	* '''Zeus''' had a survivalist phase when he was younger, where he developed a watersports kink.		* '''Zeus''' had a survivalist phase when he was younger, where he developed a watersports kink.
			* When '''Zeus''' found out about '''[[Eyeflame\|Eyeflame's]]''' plan to move in when he and '''[[Bananders]]''' get married, he stormed into general chat and stated "'''Eyeflame''' what is this bro? Are we deadass?" Perhaps there will be a bloodbath in the '''Bananders Household'''.

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Bananders at 18:22, 23 August 2026

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	"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''		"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''

	"Zeus is always open to learning something new, it's pretty respectable." -'''Che3xy'''		"Zeus is always open to learning something new, it's pretty respectable." -'''[[Che3xy]]'''

	"I'm starting to think zeus's obsession with feet isn't ironic." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)\|Kirin]]'''		"I'm starting to think zeus's obsession with feet isn't ironic." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)\|Kirin]]'''

Bananders: /* Trivia */

2026-08-20T23:56:25Z

Trivia

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	* For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.		* For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.
	* He allegedly asked '''[[Bananders]]''' to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover '''Fretro.'''		* He allegedly asked '''[[Bananders]]''' to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover '''Fretro.'''
	* When asked the most important question on the server "Would you try breast milk?" He said that he would.		* When asked the most important question on the server "Would you try breast milk?" He said that he would. His answer was nowhere near as enthusiastic as '''Fretro's''' or '''Kirin's'''.
	* '''Zeus''' had a survivalist phase when he was younger, where he developed a watersports kink.		* '''Zeus''' had a survivalist phase when he was younger, where he developed a watersports kink.

Bananders: /* What people have to say about 0-Z3U5 */

2026-08-20T23:55:04Z

What people have to say about 0-Z3U5

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	"Zeus is pretty eloquent." -'''[[Bananders]]'''		"Zeus is pretty eloquent." -'''[[Bananders]]'''

	"Who doesn't want to slap ~~zeus~~ tbh" -'''[[Fretro]]'''		"Who doesn't want to slap Zeus tbh" -'''[[Fretro]]'''

			"Zeus would let anyone smash." -'''Chemkii'''

	"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''		"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''

Bananders: /* What people have to say about 0-Z3U5 */

2026-08-20T23:53:41Z

What people have to say about 0-Z3U5

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	"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''		"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''

			"Zeus is always open to learning something new, it's pretty respectable." -'''Che3xy'''

	"I'm starting to think zeus's obsession with feet isn't ironic." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)\|Kirin]]'''		"I'm starting to think zeus's obsession with feet isn't ironic." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)\|Kirin]]'''

Bananders at 05:15, 17 August 2026

2026-08-17T05:15:44Z

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	* For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.		* For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.
	* He allegedly asked '''[[Bananders]]''' to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover '''Fretro.'''		* He allegedly asked '''[[Bananders]]''' to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover '''Fretro.'''
			* When asked the most important question on the server "Would you try breast milk?" He said that he would.
	* '''Zeus''' had a survivalist phase when he was younger, where he developed a watersports kink.		* '''Zeus''' had a survivalist phase when he was younger, where he developed a watersports kink.

Bananders at 05:09, 17 August 2026

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	According to the oracle '''Nevi''', his is most compatible with '''Snaps''', his mortal enemy. Perhaps this is the reason he has been so obsessed with where Snaps is located... because he needs to find his most compatible lover when '''[[Fretro]]''' inevitably becomes a famous movie director and leaves the Cafe behind for good. Who will take care of '''Zeus''' then? Who will fuck him the way he needs? Snaps may fill the hole that '''Fretro''' leaves behind.		According to the oracle '''Nevi''', his is most compatible with '''Snaps''', his mortal enemy. Perhaps this is the reason he has been so obsessed with where Snaps is located... because he needs to find his most compatible lover when '''[[Fretro]]''' inevitably becomes a famous movie director and leaves the Cafe behind for good. Who will take care of '''Zeus''' then? Who will fuck him the way he needs? Snaps may fill the hole that '''Fretro''' leaves behind.

	A little known fact about '''Zeus''' is that he is cursed and haunted by his '''evil dead baby uncles''' on his father's side. They supposedly cursed his academics according to a local priest when his parents consulted them. He went through several intricate rituals in order to break the curse, but we are still awaiting to see if they worked.		A little known fact about '''Zeus''' is that he is cursed and haunted by his '''evil dead baby uncles''' on his father's side. They supposedly cursed his academics according to a local priest when his parents consulted them. He went through several intricate rituals in order to break the curse, but we are still awaiting to see if they worked.

	== What people have to say about 0-Z3U5 ==		== What people have to say about 0-Z3U5 ==
			"Zeus is sweet." -'''[[LeafsMatrix\|Leaf]]'''

			"Zeus is pretty eloquent." -'''[[Bananders]]'''

			"Who doesn't want to slap zeus tbh" -'''[[Fretro]]'''

			"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''

			"I'm starting to think zeus's obsession with feet isn't ironic." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)\|Kirin]]'''

			"Why are you such a coward Zeus" - '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]'''

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Bananders at 04:59, 17 August 2026

2026-08-17T04:59:56Z

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	According to the oracle '''Nevi''', his is most compatible with '''Snaps''', his mortal enemy. Perhaps this is the reason he has been so obsessed with where Snaps is located... because he needs to find his most compatible lover when '''[[Fretro]]''' inevitably becomes a famous movie director and leaves the Cafe behind for good. Who will take care of '''Zeus''' then? Who will fuck him the way he needs? Snaps may fill the hole that '''Fretro''' leaves behind.		According to the oracle '''Nevi''', his is most compatible with '''Snaps''', his mortal enemy. Perhaps this is the reason he has been so obsessed with where Snaps is located... because he needs to find his most compatible lover when '''[[Fretro]]''' inevitably becomes a famous movie director and leaves the Cafe behind for good. Who will take care of '''Zeus''' then? Who will fuck him the way he needs? Snaps may fill the hole that '''Fretro''' leaves behind.

			A little known fact about '''Zeus''' is that he is cursed and haunted by his '''evil dead baby uncles''' on his father's side. They supposedly cursed his academics according to a local priest when his parents consulted them. He went through several intricate rituals in order to break the curse, but we are still awaiting to see if they worked.

			== What people have to say about 0-Z3U5 ==

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Bananders at 04:39, 17 August 2026

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	* For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.		* For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.
	* He allegedly asked '''[[Bananders]]''' to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover '''Fretro.'''		* He allegedly asked '''[[Bananders]]''' to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover '''Fretro.'''
			* '''Zeus''' had a survivalist phase when he was younger, where he developed a watersports kink.

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Bananders at 04:37, 17 August 2026

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	==Biography==		==Biography==
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	'''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying "Goodnight" ~~about~~ 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server.		'''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying "Goodnight" roughly 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server.

	Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat.		Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat.

	Zeus recently shaved his beard which has earned apparently earned him quite a bit of attention from the ladies. In real life, when he is not being a chud online, he is being a chad.		Zeus recently shaved his beard which has earned apparently earned him quite a bit of attention from the ladies. In real life, when he is not being a chud online, he is being a chad. This surprised many of the cafe denizens to hear given his track record of chudery.

			According to the oracle '''Nevi''', his is most compatible with '''Snaps''', his mortal enemy. Perhaps this is the reason he has been so obsessed with where Snaps is located... because he needs to find his most compatible lover when '''[[Fretro]]''' inevitably becomes a famous movie director and leaves the Cafe behind for good. Who will take care of '''Zeus''' then? Who will fuck him the way he needs? Snaps may fill the hole that '''Fretro''' leaves behind.

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	* He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''"cut them off"'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as "'''The Kira of Feet."'''		* He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''"cut them off"'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as "'''The Kira of Feet."'''
	* Admitted to liking "'''tall women with tight abs"''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''"edited to make him look bad"''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''.		* Admitted to liking "'''tall women with tight abs"''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''"edited to make him look bad"''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''.
	* On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, i cite : '''''"YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE"''''' to [[Kirin (She/Her)\|Kirin]] as he realized that such "compromising" informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''<!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.-->		* On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, I cite : '''''"YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE"''''' to [[Kirin (She/Her)\|'''Kirin''']] as he realized that such "compromising" informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''<!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.-->
	* '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.		* '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.
	* '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.		* '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.