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Cool websites to browse

Kirin — Sat, 19 Sep 2026 12:42:23 GMT

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			A list of websites curated by [[0-Z3U5]]

	== Aesthetic Archiving & Internet Culture ==		== Aesthetic Archiving & Internet Culture ==

Weeb's Cafe Wiki

Leaf — Thu, 17 Sep 2026 04:59:24 GMT

Infamous Enemies of the Realm

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	* [[Vinci\|Vinci, The Scourge]]		* [[Vinci\|Vinci, The Scourge]]
	* Morii, The Depraved		* Morii, The Depraved (or Fluff/Luna)
	* Cube, The Clueless		* Cube, The Clueless

User:Che3xy

Kirin — Wed, 16 Sep 2026 13:16:44 GMT

User account Che3xy was created by Kirin

Bananders

Relizon — Tue, 15 Sep 2026 04:42:06 GMT

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	[[File:Itachi chicken.png\|thumb\|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)\|260x260px]]		[[File:Itachi chicken.png\|thumb\|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)\|260x260px]]
	{{Character\|name=Bananders\|aliases=Unc, ban, banban, banan, banana man, bambers, nanders\|gender=Jester\|height=2 inches\|occupation=Moderator\|species=Unc\|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}		{{Character\|name=Bananders\|aliases=Unc, ban, banban, banan, banana man, bambers, nanders\|gender=Jester\|height=2 inches\|occupation=Moderator\|species=Unc\|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}
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			\| text = Sorry I'm already betrothed [to Zeus]
			\| speaker = Bananders
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			\| source = General Chat}}
	Certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone.		Certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone.

Lord Dank

Relizon — Tue, 15 Sep 2026 04:28:36 GMT

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	His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere\|borkdere]]'''. His personality also had a very similar effect on [[Zlína]], who reportedly still cannot remain in chat at the same time as him for too long lest her motor functions shut down entirely.		His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere\|borkdere]]'''. His personality also had a very similar effect on [[Zlína]], who reportedly still cannot remain in chat at the same time as him for too long lest her motor functions shut down entirely.

	He ate an entire lion once.		He ate an entire lion once, and a dragon. Same sitting.

	'''Lord Dank''' is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox. Canonically, he is a yandere as well, it is a shame he wasn't able to make things work with '''Luna'''.		'''Lord Dank''' is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox. Canonically, he is a yandere as well, it is a shame he wasn't able to make things work with '''Luna'''.

Zlína

Relizon — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 10:22:49 GMT

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			{{StructuredQuote
			\| text = Yes it is I, the queen of sex and mental illness, also know as Zlina
			\| speaker = {{PAGENAME}}
			\| source = general chat
	}}		}}
	== Zlína's humble backstory to joining weeb's cafe. ==		== Zlína's humble backstory to joining weeb's cafe. ==

Sora gooner

Relizon — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 08:28:06 GMT

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	~~'''~~Biography~~'''~~		==Biography==
	Sora is the weebs cafe biggest Gooner semi affectionate named by Bananders		Sora is the weebs cafe biggest Gooner semi affectionate named by Bananders

	* Has a beef with Cheexy, Buge(whoever they are) Cube, Mintomlet, and Luna puppy girl		* Has a beef with Cheexy, Buge(whoever they are) Cube, Mintomlet, and Luna puppy girl
	*idk how to make my wiki look good Dank edit it for me		*idk how to make my wiki look good Dank edit it for me

Bananders

Relizon — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 08:27:05 GMT

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	[[File:Itachi chicken.png\|thumb\|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)\|260x260px]]		[[File:Itachi chicken.png\|thumb\|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)\|260x260px]]
	{{Character\|name=Bananders\|aliases=Unc, ban, banban, banan, banana man, bambers, nanders\|gender=Jester\|height=2 inches\|occupation=Moderator\|species=Unc\|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}		{{Character\|name=Bananders\|aliases=Unc, ban, banban, banan, banana man, bambers, nanders\|gender=Jester\|height=2 inches\|occupation=Moderator\|species=Unc\|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}
	~~certified~~ unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone		Certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone.

	'''Bananders: A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.'''		'''Bananders: A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.'''
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	This condition was put upon '''Bananders to ensure that our jester is not too powerful (powerscalers love this.)'''		This condition was put upon '''Bananders to ensure that our jester is not too powerful (powerscalers love this.)'''

	~~notable~~ acts are the slaying of the great Gooners that once inhabited Weebs Cafe and the slaying of the most feral Borkdere known as '''Luna.'''		Notable acts are the slaying of the great Gooners that once inhabited Weebs Cafe and the slaying of the most feral Borkdere known as '''Luna.'''

	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==
	'''Bananders''' is committed to not updating their own page other than to add nicknames (and this blurb), but they did want it noted that this is the reason why this article is not formatted like the others (they are not slacking off).		'''Bananders''' is committed to not updating their own page other than to add nicknames (and this blurb), but they did want it noted that this is the reason why this article is not formatted like the others (they are not slacking off).
	[[Category:Character]]		[[Category:Character]]

Zlína

Relizon — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 08:25:45 GMT

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	\| aliases = Cirno		\| aliases = Cirno

File:Zlina.webp

Relizon — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 08:24:18 GMT

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Zlína

Relizon — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 08:23:03 GMT

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			\| aliases = Cirno
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			\| occupation = Dank Stan
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	== Zlína's humble backstory to joining weeb's cafe. ==		== Zlína's humble backstory to joining weeb's cafe. ==
	'''Zlína''' is a mysterious wanderer of dimensions and one of the more recent souls to enter the realm known as '''Weebs Cafe'''.		'''Zlína''' is a mysterious wanderer of dimensions and one of the more recent souls to enter the realm known as '''Weebs Cafe'''.

TNTDG

Relizon — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 08:19:33 GMT

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	{{Character\|name=TNTDG\|aliases=TNT~~\|relatives=~~\|occupation=GIF Giver\|gender=klipy}}		{{Character\|name=TNTDG\|aliases=TNT\|occupation=GIF Giver\|gender=klipy}}
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	== Biography ==		== Biography ==
	If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNTDG is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.		If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNTDG is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. He is a master of the art of GIF spam: a true savant of image-based conversation. TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.

			On rare occasions, he has broken the text silence to wish a very heartfelt birthday to lucky individuals, such as [[LeafsMatrix]] and [[Bananders]]

TNTBG

Kirin — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 08:09:04 GMT

Kirin deleted page TNTBG content before blanking was: "{{Character|name=TNTBG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}} {{StructuredQuote2 |text=$m |speaker=TNTBG |image=Hb47n5uG.gif |width=170px }} == Biography == If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as a..."

Weeb's Cafe Wiki

Relizon — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 08:08:48 GMT

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	* [[Chemkii]]		* [[Chemkii]]
	* [[Zlína]]		* [[Zlína]]
	* [[~~TNTBG\|~~TNTDG]]		* [[TNTDG]]

	==== Characters ====		==== Characters ====

TNTDG

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		== Biography ==
		If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNTDG is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.

Weeb's Cafe Wiki

Relizon — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 08:07:08 GMT

Subhuman Otakus

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	* [[Chemkii]]		* [[Chemkii]]
	* [[Zlína]]		* [[Zlína]]
	* [[TNTBG]]		* [[TNTBG\|TNTDG]]

	==== Characters ====		==== Characters ====

Bananders

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	'''Bananders: ~~<small>~~A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.~~</small>~~'''		'''Bananders: A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.'''

	It is to be noted that '''Bananders''' gender is ~~<small>~~"Banana" and thus is "Banana".~~</small>~~		It is to be noted that '''Bananders''' gender is "Banana" and thus is "Banana".

	'''Bananders also has been nerfed by the powers that be, cursed with a most diabolical condition known as LIGMA.'''		'''Bananders also has been nerfed by the powers that be, cursed with a most diabolical condition known as LIGMA.'''

Lord Dank

Relizon — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 07:07:15 GMT

What people have to say about Lord Dank

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	"From what I'm told about dank in dms, I don't think he'd be typing if he had boobs." -'''Kasane Teto''' (Dank's alter ego)		"From what I'm told about dank in dms, I don't think he'd be typing if he had boobs." -'''Kasane Teto''' (Dank's alter ego)

	"Is there any thoughts in Dank’s head at all or is his brain just a toy monkey banging a cymbal" - Zlína		"Is there any thoughts in Dank’s head at all or is his brain just a toy monkey banging a cymbal" - [[Zlína]]

	==Trivia==		==Trivia==

Weeb's Cafe Wiki

Relizon — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 07:00:31 GMT

Subhuman Otakus

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	* [[Chemkii]]		* [[Chemkii]]
	* [[Zlína]]		* [[Zlína]]
			* [[TNTBG]]

	==== Characters ====		==== Characters ====

TNTDG

Relizon — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 06:59:33 GMT

Blanked the page

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	~~{{Character\|name=TNTBG\|aliases=TNT\|relatives=\|occupation=GIF Giver\|gender=klipy}}~~

	~~<div style="background-color: #ddf5eb; border-style: dotted;">~~
	~~[[File:Hb47n5uG.gif\|- TNTBG\|frame\|none]]~~
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	~~== Biography ==~~
	If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.

	~~https://fluxerusercontent.com/attachments/1505043527897494600/1548205169869590528/indeed-gandalf.mp4~~

	~~https://klipy.com/gifs/border-collie-danny~~

	~~https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-my-honest-reaction~~

	~~https://klipy.com/gifs/captain-jack-sparrow-7~~

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Zlína

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	Her story has only just begun.		Her story has only just begun.

			== Trivia ==
			'''Zlína''' is mostly known for getting railed in a meat locker at her place of work.

TNTDG

Relizon — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 06:41:25 GMT

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			== Biography ==
			If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.

			https://fluxerusercontent.com/attachments/1505043527897494600/1548205169869590528/indeed-gandalf.mp4

			https://klipy.com/gifs/border-collie-danny

			https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-my-honest-reaction

			https://klipy.com/gifs/captain-jack-sparrow-7

File:Hb47n5uG.gif

Relizon — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 06:30:44 GMT

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Lord Dank

Zlina — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 06:24:55 GMT

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	He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.		He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.

	His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere\|borkdere]]'''.		His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere\|borkdere]]'''. His personality also had a very similar effect on [[Zlína]], who reportedly still cannot remain in chat at the same time as him for too long lest her motor functions shut down entirely.

	He ate an entire lion once.		He ate an entire lion once.