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Freedom

2026-09-21T19:22:54Z

Zlina:

[[File:Freedom.png.png|thumb|Freedom's pfp]]
{{Character|name=Freedom Mwambazi|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=none|relatives=[[Zlína]] (girlfriend)|occupation=professional rizzmaster|species=human|gender=male|Nation=Zambia|image=}}

{{Quote
| text = "or perhaps she's in your mother"
| speaker = Freedom
| source = Chat
}}

'''Freedom''' is one of the Cafe's newest members and the boyfriend of '''[[Zlína]]''', and joined the Cafe totally not under duress.

==Biography==

Freedom Mwambazi was born in Zambia sometime in the year 2001. In 2024, he left his homeland to seek better opportunities, and later found himself in Poland. It was here that, in August of 2026, he met '''Zlína'''. The two began dating shortly after, and it was thanks to her very polite request that Freedom decided to join the Cafe.

Freedom's addition to the Café was originally met with some skepticism, as both '''[[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]]''' and '''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]''' believed that he did not exist and was in fact just '''Zlína''' LARPing on an alt account. However, these accusations were quickly swept aside, and Freedom was embrace by '''[[Lord Dank]]''' and '''[[Bananders]]''' as a fairly chill person. He has only spoken one single time, in which he promptly told '''[[Lord Dank]]''' several untrue statements about '''Zlína's''' height. He has not since returned.

==Trivia==

Freedom stands at '''6'5''', making him one of the taller member of the Cafe. This also gives him a ridiculous 1 foot, 9 inch height difference over '''Zlína'''

Freedom

2026-09-21T17:48:56Z

Zlina:

[[File:Freedom.png.png|thumb|Freedom's pfp]]
{{Character|name=Freedom Mwambazi|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=none|relatives=[[Zlína]] (girlfriend)|occupation=professional rizzmaster|species=human|gender=male|Nation=Zambia|image=}}

{{Quote
| text = "or perhaps she's in your mother"
| speaker = Freedom
| source = Chat
}}

Freedom Mwambazi, better known simply as '''Freedom''', is one of the Cafe's newest members and the boyfriend of '''[[Zlína]]''', and joined the Cafe totally not under duress.

==Biography==

Freedom Mwambazi was born in the city of Lusaka, Zambia sometime in the year 2001. In 2024, he left his homeland to seek better opportunities, and later found himself in Lublin, Poland. It was here that, in August of 2026, he met '''Zlína'''. The two began dating shortly after, and it was thanks to her very polite request that Freedom decided to join the Cafe.

Freedom's addition to the Café was originally met with some skepticism, as both '''Leaf''' and '''Kirin''' believed that he did not exist and was in fact just '''Zlína''' LARPing on an alt account. However, these accusations were quickly swept aside, and Freedom was embrace by '''Lord Dank''' and '''Bananders''' as a fairly chill person. He has only spoken one single time, in which he promptly told '''Lord Dank''' several untrue statements about '''Zlína's''' height. He has not since returned.

==Trivia==

Freedom stands at '''6'5''', making him presumably the tallest member of the Cafe. This also gives him a ridiculous 1 foot, 9 inch height difference over '''Zlína'''

Freedom

2026-09-21T17:48:33Z

Zlina:

[[File:Freedom.png.png|thumb|Freedom's pfp]]
{{Character|name=Freedom Mwambazi|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=none|relatives=Zlína (girlfriend)|occupation=professional rizzmaster|species=human|gender=male|Nation=Zambia|image=}}

{{Quote
| text = "or perhaps she's in your mother"
| speaker = Freedom
| source = Chat
}}

Freedom Mwambazi, better known simply as '''Freedom''', is one of the Cafe's newest members and the boyfriend of '''[[Zlína]]''', and joined the Cafe totally not under duress.

==Biography==

Freedom Mwambazi was born in the city of Lusaka, Zambia sometime in the year 2001. In 2024, he left his homeland to seek better opportunities, and later found himself in Lublin, Poland. It was here that, in August of 2026, he met '''Zlína'''. The two began dating shortly after, and it was thanks to her very polite request that Freedom decided to join the Cafe.

Freedom's addition to the Café was originally met with some skepticism, as both '''Leaf''' and '''Kirin''' believed that he did not exist and was in fact just '''Zlína''' LARPing on an alt account. However, these accusations were quickly swept aside, and Freedom was embrace by '''Lord Dank''' and '''Bananders''' as a fairly chill person. He has only spoken one single time, in which he promptly told '''Lord Dank''' several untrue statements about '''Zlína's''' height. He has not since returned.

==Trivia==

Freedom stands at '''6'5''', making him presumably the tallest member of the Cafe. This also gives him a ridiculous 1 foot, 9 inch height difference over '''Zlína'''

Freedom

2026-09-21T17:48:11Z

Zlina:

{{Character|name=Freedom Mwambazi|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=none|relatives=Zlína (girlfriend)|occupation=professional rizzmaster|species=human|gender=male|Nation=Zambia|image=}}
[[File:Freedom.png.png|thumb|Freedom's pfp]]
{{Quote
| text = "or perhaps she's in your mother"
| speaker = Freedom
| source = Chat
}}

Freedom Mwambazi, better known simply as '''Freedom''', is one of the Cafe's newest members and the boyfriend of '''[[Zlína]]''', and joined the Cafe totally not under duress.

==Biography==

Freedom Mwambazi was born in the city of Lusaka, Zambia sometime in the year 2001. In 2024, he left his homeland to seek better opportunities, and later found himself in Lublin, Poland. It was here that, in August of 2026, he met '''Zlína'''. The two began dating shortly after, and it was thanks to her very polite request that Freedom decided to join the Cafe.

Freedom's addition to the Café was originally met with some skepticism, as both '''Leaf''' and '''Kirin''' believed that he did not exist and was in fact just '''Zlína''' LARPing on an alt account. However, these accusations were quickly swept aside, and Freedom was embrace by '''Lord Dank''' and '''Bananders''' as a fairly chill person. He has only spoken one single time, in which he promptly told '''Lord Dank''' several untrue statements about '''Zlína's''' height. He has not since returned.

==Trivia==

Freedom stands at '''6'5''', making him presumably the tallest member of the Cafe. This also gives him a ridiculous 1 foot, 9 inch height difference over '''Zlína'''

File:Freedom.png.png

2026-09-21T17:47:46Z

Zlina:

Freedom's pop

Freedom

2026-09-21T17:46:18Z

Zlina: Created page with "{{Character|name=Freedom Mwambazi|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=none|relatives=Zlína (girlfriend)|occupation=professional rizzmaster|species=human|gender=male|Nation=Zambia|image=}} {{Quote | text = "or perhaps she's in your mother" | speaker = Freedom | source = Chat }} Freedom Mwambazi, better known simply as '''Freedom''', is one of the Cafe's newest members and the boyfriend of '''Zlína''', and joined the Cafe totally not under duress. ==Biography== Freedom M..."

{{Character|name=Freedom Mwambazi|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=none|relatives=Zlína (girlfriend)|occupation=professional rizzmaster|species=human|gender=male|Nation=Zambia|image=}}

{{Quote
| text = "or perhaps she's in your mother"
| speaker = Freedom
| source = Chat
}}

Freedom Mwambazi, better known simply as '''Freedom''', is one of the Cafe's newest members and the boyfriend of '''[[Zlína]]''', and joined the Cafe totally not under duress.

==Biography==

Freedom Mwambazi was born in the city of Lusaka, Zambia sometime in the year 2001. In 2024, he left his homeland to seek better opportunities, and later found himself in Lublin, Poland. It was here that, in August of 2026, he met '''Zlína'''. The two began dating shortly after, and it was thanks to her very polite request that Freedom decided to join the Cafe.

Freedom's addition to the Café was originally met with some skepticism, as both '''Leaf''' and '''Kirin''' believed that he did not exist and was in fact just '''Zlína''' LARPing on an alt account. However, these accusations were quickly swept aside, and Freedom was embrace by '''Lord Dank''' and '''Bananders''' as a fairly chill person. He has only spoken one single time, in which he promptly told '''Lord Dank''' several untrue statements about '''Zlína's''' height. He has not since returned.

==Trivia==

Freedom stands at '''6'5''', making him presumably the tallest member of the Cafe. This also gives him a ridiculous 1 foot, 9 inch height difference over '''Zlína'''

Weeb's Cafe Wiki

2026-09-21T17:32:24Z

Zlina:

'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.

==Prominent Members==

==== Moderators ====
* [[0-Z3U5]]
* [[Bananders]]
* [[Eyeflame]]
* [[Fretro]]
* [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)
* [[Iris-Chan]]
* [[Kirin]]
* [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin (Real)]]
* [[LeafsMatrix]]
* [[Lord Dank]]

==== Subhuman Otakus ====

* [[KonekoCloak]]
* [[MintOmelet]]
* [[Che3xy]]
* [[Solnyshko]]
* [[Sora gooner]]
* [[Chemkii]]
* [[Zlína]]
* [[TNTDG]]
* [[Freedom]]

==== Characters ====

* [[GachaDad]]
* [[The Peggler]]

==== Infamous Enemies of the Realm ====

* [[Vinci|Vinci, The Scourge]]
* Morii, The Depraved (or Fluff/Luna)
* Cube, The Clueless

==Lore & Events==
* [[The Great Car War]]
* [[The Files]]
* [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]
* [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]
* [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]

== Miscellaneous ==

* [[Cool websites to browse]]
* [[Zeus' Copypasta corner]]

==Browse==
* [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]

Lord Dank

2026-09-14T06:24:55Z

Zlina:

[[File:Dank.png|thumb|262x262px|Lord Dank's PFP]]
{{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}
{{Quote
| text = "My bussy </3"
| speaker = LordDank
| source = Chat
}}

'''Lord Dank''' first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.

== Biography ==
'''Lord Dank''' is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep.

One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama.

He is known to be everywhere and collects many flies in his evil web. For some reason, sickos seem to love him and think that he is one of them despite not being a gross incel. Do not mistake his relaxed, easy-going demeanor towards common bullshittery as an invitation to bring some actual disgusting fuckery into the server. He will simply make jokes as the other mods ban.

He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed.

== What people have to say about Lord Dank ==
"Liches get bitches sounds like something dank would say." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''

"The court finds Lord Dank not guilty of cuck." -'''Miku-chan, Le Pervert'''

"I'll overthrow dank." -'''Chemkii'''

"Dank is not very huggable." -'''Lord Dank''' lying about himself

"Dank has boobs now." -'''Chel'''

"My favorite mods are dank, leaf, banan, kirin, and eyeflame." -'''[[Fretro]]'''

"Bend over for your daily spanking Dank." -'''Zomrife'''

"From what I'm told about dank in dms, I don't think he'd be typing if he had boobs." -'''Kasane Teto''' (Dank's alter ego)

"Is there any thoughts in Dank’s head at all or is his brain just a toy monkey banging a cymbal" - Zlína

==Trivia==
'''Lord Dank''' has his own personal assistant.

'''Lord Dank''' was offered '''[[wikipedia:Lactation|breast milk]]''' on at least one occasion; He says it is delicious and helped him not feel sore after a workout thus sparking the debate in mod chat over whether or not each of them would try it.

He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.

His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere|borkdere]]'''. His personality also had a very similar effect on [[Zlína]], who reportedly still cannot remain in chat at the same time as him for too long lest her motor functions shut down entirely.

He ate an entire lion once.

'''Lord Dank''' is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox. Canonically, he is a yandere as well, it is a shame he wasn't able to make things work with '''Luna'''.

In the critically acclaimed, award-winning MMORPG '''[https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/ Final Fantasty XIV]''' that '''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]''' forced '''Dank''' and '''[[Bananders]]''' to play at gunpoint, he enjoys thrusting as a goon class.

[[Category:Character]]

Weeb's Cafe Wiki

2026-09-14T02:52:13Z

Zlina:

'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.

==Prominent Members==

==== Moderators ====
* [[0-Z3U5]]
* [[Bananders]]
* [[Eyeflame]]
* [[Fretro]]
* [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)
* [[Iris-Chan]]
* [[Kirin]]
* [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin (Real)]]
* [[LeafsMatrix]]
* [[Lord Dank]]

==== Subhuman Otakus ====

* [[KonekoCloak]]
* [[MintOmelet]]
* [[Che3xy]]
* [[Solnyshko]]
* [[Sora gooner]]
* [[Chemkii]]
* [[Zlína]]

==== Characters ====

* [[GachaDad]]
* [[The Peggler]]

==== Infamous Enemies of the Realm ====

* [[Vinci|Vinci, The Scourge]]
* Morii, The Depraved
* Cube, The Clueless

==Lore & Events==
* [[The Great Car War]]
* [[The Files]]
* [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]
* [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]
* [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]

== Miscellaneous ==

* [[Cool websites to browse]]
* [[Zeus' Copypasta corner]]

==Browse==
* [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]

Lord Dank

2026-09-13T18:49:37Z

Zlina: /* What people have to say about Lord Dank */

[[File:Dank.png|thumb|262x262px|Lord Dank's PFP]]
{{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}
{{Quote
| text = "My bussy </3"
| speaker = LordDank
| source = Chat
}}

'''Lord Dank''' first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.

== Biography ==
'''Lord Dank''' is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep.

One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama.

He is known to be everywhere and collects many flies in his evil web. For some reason, sickos seem to love him and think that he is one of them despite not being a gross incel. Do not mistake his relaxed, easy-going demeanor towards common bullshittery as an invitation to bring some actual disgusting fuckery into the server. He will simply make jokes as the other mods ban.

He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed.

== What people have to say about Lord Dank ==
"Liches get bitches sounds like something dank would say." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''

"The court finds Lord Dank not guilty of cuck." -'''Miku-chan, Le Pervert'''

"I'll overthrow dank." -'''Chemkii'''

"Dank is not very huggable." -'''Lord Dank''' lying about himself

"Dank has boobs now." -'''Chel'''

"My favorite mods are dank, leaf, banan, kirin, and eyeflame." -'''[[Fretro]]'''

"Bend over for your daily spanking Dank." -'''Zomrife'''

"From what I'm told about dank in dms, I don't think he'd be typing if he had boobs." -'''Kasane Teto''' (Dank's alter ego)

"Is there any thoughts in Dank’s head at all or is his brain just a toy monkey banging a cymbal" - Zlína

==Trivia==
'''Lord Dank''' has his own personal assistant.

'''Lord Dank''' was offered '''[[wikipedia:Lactation|breast milk]]''' on at least one occasion; He says it is delicious and helped him not feel sore after a workout thus sparking the debate in mod chat over whether or not each of them would try it.

He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.

His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere|borkdere]]'''.

He ate an entire lion once.

'''Lord Dank''' is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox. Canonically, he is a yandere as well, it is a shame he wasn't able to make things work with '''Luna'''.

In the critically acclaimed, award-winning MMORPG '''[https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/ Final Fantasty XIV]''' that '''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]''' forced '''Dank''' and '''[[Bananders]]''' to play at gunpoint, he enjoys thrusting as a goon class.

[[Category:Character]]