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Weeb's Cafe Wiki

2026-07-04T07:31:43Z

Zeus: Added Misc section for some webpages to be listed on the index

'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.

==Prominent Members==

==== Moderators ====
* [[0-Z3U5]]
* [[Bananders]]
* [[Fretro]]
* [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)
* [[Iris-Chan]]
* [[Kirin]]
* [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin (Real)]]
* [[LeafsMatrix]]
* [[Lord Dank]]

==== Subhuman Otakus ====

* [[KonekoCloak]]
* [[MintOmelet]]
* [[Solnyshko]]
* [[Vinci]]

==== Characters ====

* [[GachaDad]]
* [[The Peggler]]

==Lore & Events==
* [[The Great Car War]]
* [[The Files]]
* [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]
* [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]
* [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]

== Miscellaneous ==

* [[Cool websites to browse]]
* [[Zeus' Copypasta corner]]

==Browse==
* [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]

Cool websites to browse

2026-07-04T07:25:20Z

Zeus: Created page with "== Aesthetic Archiving & Internet Culture == === CARI Institute === * URL: https://cari.institute/aesthetics The Consumer Aesthetics Research Institute maps out visual design eras from the 70s to the 2000s, cataloging movements like Vaporwave, Y2K, Frutiger Aero, and Mall Gothic. It holds galleries of retro tech, architecture, and vintage packaging design. === CARI Institute Arena === * URL: https://www.are.na/consumer-aesthetic-research-institute An open-source extens..."

== Aesthetic Archiving & Internet Culture ==

=== CARI Institute ===
* URL: https://cari.institute/aesthetics
The Consumer Aesthetics Research Institute maps out visual design eras from the 70s to the 2000s, cataloging movements like Vaporwave, Y2K, Frutiger Aero, and Mall Gothic. It holds galleries of retro tech, architecture, and vintage packaging design.

=== CARI Institute Arena ===
* URL: https://www.are.na/consumer-aesthetic-research-institute
An open-source extension of CARI hosted on Are.na where a community of users drop specific design artifacts, obscure ephemera, and visual inspirations from past decades.

=== Webdex Y2K20 ===
* URL: https://webdex-y2k20.newmodels.io/
A visual directory tracking modern cyber-aesthetics, theoretical web layouts, and new media subcultures.

=== TV Tropes ===
* URL: https://tvtropes.org
A massive crowd-sourced catalog detailing storytelling devices, pop-culture cliches, and narrative frameworks across anime, manga, games, and films.

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== Music Deep Dives & Sonic Explanations ==

=== Rate Your Music ===
* URL: https://rateyourmusic.com/
A community-driven database where users rate, review, and catalog albums, singles, and bootlegs across every genre imaginable. It is built for finding underground discographies and user-curated charts.

=== Album of the Year ===
* URL: https://www.albumoftheyear.org/
A clean review aggregator that compiles critic reviews and user scores for current and historical music releases.

=== Every Noise at Once ===
* URL: https://everynoise.com/engenremap.html
An interactive scatter plot tracking thousands of hyper-specific music genres. Clicking a genre plays an audio snippet, mapping out how different musical styles branch off from one another.

=== Radio Garden ===
* URL: https://radio.garden/
A 3D interactive globe that allows you to rotate the earth and tune into live, local radio stations broadcasting anywhere on the planet in real-time.

=== 1001 Albums Generator ===
* URL: https://1001albumsgenerator.com/
An automated system that gives you exactly one album to listen to each day from the book ''1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die'', alongside a personal log to save your reviews.

=== NTS Live ===
* URL: https://www.nts.live/
An independent global online radio station broadcasting underground, diverse music sets live from studios in London, Los Angeles, Shanghai, and other cities.

=== Ishkur’s Guide to Electronic Music ===
* URL: https://music.ishkur.com/
A detailed interactive map charting the entire chronology and family tree of electronic music subgenres, complete with audio samples and historical commentary.

=== Lazy Records ===
* URL: https://lazyrecords.app/global-feed
A global feed tracking what music people are listening to and cataloging in real-time without algorithmic interference.

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== Web Toys, Sandboxes & Interactive Spaces ==

=== Neal Fun ===
* URL: https://neal.fun/
A collection of interactive web games, creative sandboxes, and data visualizations, ranging from combining elements in ''Infinite Craft'' to spending fictional fortunes.

=== Sand Spiel ===
* URL: https://sandspiel.club/#
A falling-sand game based on cellular automata where elements like water, fire, sand, acid, and oil interact, react, and destroy each other in a pixel environment.

=== Pointer Pointer ===
* URL: https://pointerpointer.com/
A simple utility where you hold your cursor still on the screen, and the page loads a photograph of a person pointing directly at your exact cursor location.

=== Gam.Onl ===
* URL: https://gam.onl/
A minimal independent hub featuring short, artistic, and experimental web games made by independent developers.

=== Bored ===
* URL: https://bored.com/
A classic portal hosting quick browser games, odd internet utilities, and point-and-click time-wasters.

=== Disney Games Archive ===
* URL: https://www.disney--games.com/
A historical vault hosting old-school Flash and web browser games from the early 2000s era of Disney Channel and Toon Disney platforms.

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== Neo-Cities, Indie Web & Digital Gardens ==

=== Windows 93 ===
* URL: https://www.windows93.net/
A parody operating system running directly inside your browser, filled with playable internal games, retro pixel art tools, glitch art programs, and old internet memes.

=== Itatoys & Alsopato ===
* URLs: https://ita.toys/ and https://alsopato.neocities.org/
Handcrafted personal directories built on Neocities, serving as digital shrines filled with blogs, personal pixel art collections, and quirky web artifacts.

=== Ribozone ===
* URL: https://ribo.zone/
An experimental hypermedia canvas and art project that challenges traditional ways of navigating web spaces.

=== Simplifier ===
* URL: https://simplifier.neocities.org/
A minimalist, text-focused digital garden that showcases personal blog logs and web design experiments.

=== C. Simone’s Lists ===
* URL: https://csimone.me/list-view
A curated personal directory of books, media, software tools, and bookmarks organized manually by an independent creator.

=== PagePact Feed ===
* URL: https://www.pagepact.app/feed
A community feed gathering regular updates, logs, and site changes from independent web builders and indie-web creators.

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== Cinema, Art & Creative Resources ==

=== Film Grab ===
* URL: https://film-grab.com/
An archive of high-quality, perfectly framed film stills from thousands of movies, searchable by director, country, color palette, or aspect ratio.

=== MS Paint Humanhead ===
* URL: https://mspaint.humanhead.com
A multi-user web canvas where visitors can jump in and draw together simultaneously using retro MS Paint tools.

=== Black Artist Database ===
* URL: https://blackartistdatabase.co/#/
A peer-led platform indexing, tracking, and celebrating Black creative talent across the global electronic music and art communities.

=== Muted.io ===
* URL: https://muted.io/
A collection of interactive visual tools designed to teach music theory, chords, scales, and frequencies directly in the browser.

=== FreeSources & FreeSound ===
* URLs: https://freesourc.es/ and https://freesound.org/
Resource directories providing open access to design assets, code libraries, and thousands of field-recorded, user-submitted sound effects.

=== BitFontMaker2 ===
* URL: https://www.pentacom.jp/pentacom/bitfontmaker2/
A browser-based pixel font editor that allows you to draw, edit, and download your own custom 8-bit TTF typography files.

=== Template Maker ===
* URL: https://www.templatemaker.nl/en/
A utility that generates custom, infinitely scalable paper box templates and 3D papercraft layouts for packaging and DIY crafts based on custom measurements.

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== Exploration, Observation & Deep Reading ==

=== Type Lit & TypeRacer ===
* URLs: https://www.typelit.io/ and https://play.typeracer.com/
Type Lit lets you practice typing speed by typing out entire classic novels word-for-word in your browser. TypeRacer matches you against online players in real-time paragraph typing sprints.

=== Library of Short Stories ===
* URL: https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/
A text-only archive housing classic short stories across literary history.

=== Ellipsus ===
* URL: https://ellipsus.com/
A text-first workspace designed for writers to collaborate on text, track detailed revision histories, and build narratives together.

=== Paint Where You Live ===
* URL: https://wplace.live/
A massive canvas tracking where users paint together based on their real-world geographic regions.

=== Retro TV ===
* URL: https://70s.myretrotvs.com/
A simulator of a vintage television set that tracks real television broadcasts, commercials, music videos, and news programs from the 70s, 80s, and 90s based on the chosen year.

=== Flight Radar 24 ===
* URL: https://www.flightradar24.com/
A real-time global flight tracking map showing exact paths, origins, and destinations for commercial and private aircraft currently airborne.

=== Explore.org Live Cams ===
* URL: https://explore.org/livecams
High-definition live streams showing natural habitats and animals around the world, from underwater reefs to wildlife sanctuaries.

=== Wayne’s Word ===
* URL: https://www.waynesword.net/
An older web textbook tracking botany, natural history trivia, and strange plant facts with raw field photography.

=== Falling Fruit ===
* URL: https://fallingfruit.org/
A crowdsourced global map marking the locations of public urban fruit trees, edible plants, and urban foraging spots.

=== Search Whole Earth ===
* URL: https://searchwhole.earth/
A fully digitized, searchable archive of the historical The Whole Earth Catalog, tracing early tools for self-reliance and holistic systems.

=== Switching Software ===
* URL: https://switching.software/
A directory listing ethical, privacy-respecting, and open-source alternatives to major corporate software and applications.

User talk:Zeus

2026-06-20T08:54:04Z

Zeus: Blanked the page

Zeus' Copypasta corner

2026-06-20T08:51:22Z

Zeus: Created page with "__NOTOC__ Below is a collection of '''Zeus' favourite Copypastas''', handpicked from the mortal internet. ---- == 1. The Navy SEAL (The Classic) == <blockquote> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed..."

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Below is a collection of '''Zeus' favourite Copypastas''', handpicked from the mortal internet.

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== 1. The Navy SEAL (The Classic) ==
<blockquote>
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
</blockquote>

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== 2. The Gaming Laptop ==
<blockquote>
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark.
</blockquote>

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== 3. The Walrus Dream ==
<blockquote>
Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.
</blockquote>

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== 4. Home Defense (As the Founding Fathers Intended) ==
<blockquote>
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. Just as the founding fathers intended.
</blockquote>

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== 5. The E-Date Confession ==
<blockquote>
Can we honestly e-date? You're so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i'll always be right there by your side. I love you so much.
</blockquote>

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== 6. The Insane Insult ==
<blockquote>
Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome xy genome monochrome indiana jones overgrown flint stone full blown hormone friend zone sylvester stallone kill zone methadone thunderdome eldritch tome cosmodrome flying drone avantgardengnome face outta here.
</blockquote>

== 7. Incel dating requirements ==
<blockquote>
heya! i am a depressed, suicidal anime boyo, and i am looking for a female to date and have sexual intercourse with. you must be...

under 4’8 please, i am 5’3 and i have trouble finding foids that are shorter than me

look like you’re from an anime please, i don’t date ugly fat “women.” if you are over 80 pounds stay out of my dms please.

must be hourglass body shaped. if you are “apple” shaped you will immediately be blocked. i do not date foids that have gross undesirable bodies.

must have an IQ of under 70. i don’t want a foid that can think for herself, it’s not fun to argue with an impulsive female all day just because you said she can’t get a dildo because it’s cheating.

finally, you cannot have any tattoos, piercings, acne, body odor, hair on body, (MUST) be a virgin, and also have never had anything inserted into yourself. even a tampon, because that’s breaking your hymen before another man can do it for you.

hopefully i get some dms, my standards really aren’t that high. if you believe i’m “sexist” or an “incel” you will immediately be blocked.
</blockquote>

== 8. Fucking your mom ==
<blockquote>
Your mother and I had very loud, long, and passionate sexual intercourse last night. It was so loud, your neighbors called the police to report a noise complaint, the police thought your mother was in danger from how ear piercing her moans were, and ended up breaking down the door to find me shafting my 10.7 inch rock hard penis in and out of her tight vagina. They were so impressed they stayed to watch. I was shanking it, I was cranking it, and finally, I ejaculated so much it splattered throughout your entire house. I performed so well that your mother, the police, and your neighbors tipped me for it.
</blockquote>

== 9. Fuck you, Mod! ==
<blockquote>
*takes a fat shit down your throat*
That's for banning me, you little whore

*has diarrhea on your ugly face*
That's for doing nothing when I was getting bullied

*wipes my arse with your hair*
And that is for making that toxic server in the first place and being a shitty owner.

*shoots your entire family in front of you before slitting your throat*
That one is for me, motherfucker

*dances on your body in a cute way*
OwO

UwU
</blockquote>

User talk:Zeus

2026-06-19T12:10:13Z

Zeus:

User talk:Zeus

2026-06-19T12:09:38Z

Zeus: Favorite Coppypastas

Hightsune Mikush

2026-06-18T23:58:26Z

Zeus:

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on Feb. 22nd 2026. He's been a very prominent figure in the Weeb's Cafe. He is VERY sleep deprived. Also smokes a ton of zaza. He is a [https://the-dere-types.fandom.com/wiki/Tsundere tsundere].

==Biography==

'''Hightsune Mikush''' seems to be homeless. Cars have been heard driving by as he was in voice calls. This could perhaps be related to the [[The Great Car War|"Great Car War"]] but is still undetermined.

==Extra Details==
He seems to have an extremely scuffed and broken laptop that he uses when he's chatting. The "W" key is non-existent.

==Disappearance==

On March 22nd 2026, '''Hightsune Mikush''' has been declared missing with no prior warning or information on where he could have gone. His final message appears to be a reply to a message by LeafsMatrix containing a screenshot of his score on Mission 04 of Devil May Cry 5, showing an "S" rank completion. Mikush's reply simply said: "S".[[File:Stoat-desktop mpJD2LsHKR.png|thumb|Mikush's parting words|none|205x205px]]

On '''4/20''', upon the request of [[0-Z3U5]], [[Fretro]] officially '''killed''' '''Mikush''' by removing his mod privileges. This was a grave insult to do so on the '''Highest of High Holidays.''' The server blazed in his honor.{{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}

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