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https://weebscafe.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Relizon Weeb's Cafe - User contributions [en] 2026-09-21T09:51:29Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.43.3 https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Bananders&diff=684 Bananders 2026-09-15T04:42:06Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Itachi chicken.png|thumb|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)|260x260px]]<br /> {{Character|name=Bananders|aliases=Unc, ban, banban, banan, banana man, bambers, nanders|gender=Jester|height=2 inches|occupation=Moderator|species=Unc|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}<br /> {{StructuredQuote<br /> | text = Sorry I'm already betrothed [to Zeus]<br /> | speaker = Bananders<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = General Chat}}<br /> Certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone. <br /> <br /> '''Bananders: A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.''' <br /> <br /> It is to be noted that '''Bananders''' gender is "Banana" and thus is "Banana". <br /> <br /> '''Bananders also has been nerfed by the powers that be, cursed with a most diabolical condition known as LIGMA.''' <br /> <br /> This condition was put upon '''Bananders to ensure that our jester is not too powerful (powerscalers love this.)''' <br /> <br /> Notable acts are the slaying of the great Gooners that once inhabited Weebs Cafe and the slaying of the most feral Borkdere known as '''Luna.'''<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> '''Bananders''' is committed to not updating their own page other than to add nicknames (and this blurb), but they did want it noted that this is the reason why this article is not formatted like the others (they are not slacking off).<br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Bananders&diff=683 Bananders 2026-09-15T04:41:57Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Itachi chicken.png|thumb|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)|260x260px]]<br /> {{Character|name=Bananders|aliases=Unc, ban, banban, banan, banana man, bambers, nanders|gender=Jester|height=2 inches|occupation=Moderator|species=Unc|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}<br /> {{StructuredQuote<br /> | text = sorry I'm already betrothed [to Zeus]<br /> | speaker = Bananders<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = General Chat}}<br /> Certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone. <br /> <br /> '''Bananders: A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.''' <br /> <br /> It is to be noted that '''Bananders''' gender is "Banana" and thus is "Banana". <br /> <br /> '''Bananders also has been nerfed by the powers that be, cursed with a most diabolical condition known as LIGMA.''' <br /> <br /> This condition was put upon '''Bananders to ensure that our jester is not too powerful (powerscalers love this.)''' <br /> <br /> Notable acts are the slaying of the great Gooners that once inhabited Weebs Cafe and the slaying of the most feral Borkdere known as '''Luna.'''<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> '''Bananders''' is committed to not updating their own page other than to add nicknames (and this blurb), but they did want it noted that this is the reason why this article is not formatted like the others (they are not slacking off).<br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Bananders&diff=682 Bananders 2026-09-15T04:41:25Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Itachi chicken.png|thumb|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)|260x260px]]<br /> {{Character|name=Bananders|aliases=Unc, ban, banban, banan, banana man, bambers, nanders|gender=Jester|height=2 inches|occupation=Moderator|species=Unc|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}{{Structured Quote<br /> | text = sorry I'm already betrothed [to Zeus]<br /> | speaker = Bananders<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = General Chat}}<br /> Certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone. <br /> <br /> '''Bananders: A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.''' <br /> <br /> It is to be noted that '''Bananders''' gender is "Banana" and thus is "Banana". <br /> <br /> '''Bananders also has been nerfed by the powers that be, cursed with a most diabolical condition known as LIGMA.''' <br /> <br /> This condition was put upon '''Bananders to ensure that our jester is not too powerful (powerscalers love this.)''' <br /> <br /> Notable acts are the slaying of the great Gooners that once inhabited Weebs Cafe and the slaying of the most feral Borkdere known as '''Luna.'''<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> '''Bananders''' is committed to not updating their own page other than to add nicknames (and this blurb), but they did want it noted that this is the reason why this article is not formatted like the others (they are not slacking off).<br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Bananders&diff=681 Bananders 2026-09-15T04:41:06Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Itachi chicken.png|thumb|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)|260x260px]]<br /> {{Character|name=Bananders|aliases=Unc, ban, banban, banan, banana man, bambers, nanders|gender=Jester|height=2 inches|occupation=Moderator|species=Unc|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}{{Structured Quote<br /> | text = sorry I'm already betrothed [to Zeus]<br /> | speaker = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = General Chat<br /> Certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone. <br /> <br /> '''Bananders: A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.''' <br /> <br /> It is to be noted that '''Bananders''' gender is "Banana" and thus is "Banana". <br /> <br /> '''Bananders also has been nerfed by the powers that be, cursed with a most diabolical condition known as LIGMA.''' <br /> <br /> This condition was put upon '''Bananders to ensure that our jester is not too powerful (powerscalers love this.)''' <br /> <br /> Notable acts are the slaying of the great Gooners that once inhabited Weebs Cafe and the slaying of the most feral Borkdere known as '''Luna.'''<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> '''Bananders''' is committed to not updating their own page other than to add nicknames (and this blurb), but they did want it noted that this is the reason why this article is not formatted like the others (they are not slacking off).<br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=680 Lord Dank 2026-09-15T04:28:36Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Dank.png|thumb|262x262px|Lord Dank's PFP]]<br /> {{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = "My bussy </3"<br /> | speaker = LordDank<br /> | source = Chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Lord Dank''' first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> '''Lord Dank''' is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep. <br /> <br /> One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama. <br /> <br /> He is known to be everywhere and collects many flies in his evil web. For some reason, sickos seem to love him and think that he is one of them despite not being a gross incel. Do not mistake his relaxed, easy-going demeanor towards common bullshittery as an invitation to bring some actual disgusting fuckery into the server. He will simply make jokes as the other mods ban. <br /> <br /> He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed. <br /> <br /> == What people have to say about Lord Dank ==<br /> "Liches get bitches sounds like something dank would say." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br /> <br /> "The court finds Lord Dank not guilty of cuck." -'''Miku-chan, Le Pervert'''<br /> <br /> "I'll overthrow dank." -'''Chemkii'''<br /> <br /> "Dank is not very huggable." -'''Lord Dank''' lying about himself<br /> <br /> "Dank has boobs now." -'''Chel'''<br /> <br /> "My favorite mods are dank, leaf, banan, kirin, and eyeflame." -'''[[Fretro]]'''<br /> <br /> "Bend over for your daily spanking Dank." -'''Zomrife'''<br /> <br /> "From what I'm told about dank in dms, I don't think he'd be typing if he had boobs." -'''Kasane Teto''' (Dank's alter ego)<br /> <br /> "Is there any thoughts in Dank’s head at all or is his brain just a toy monkey banging a cymbal" - [[Zlína]]<br /> <br /> ==Trivia==<br /> '''Lord Dank''' has his own personal assistant.<br /> <br /> '''Lord Dank''' was offered '''[[wikipedia:Lactation|breast milk]]''' on at least one occasion; He says it is delicious and helped him not feel sore after a workout thus sparking the debate in mod chat over whether or not each of them would try it.<br /> <br /> He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.<br /> <br /> His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere|borkdere]]'''. His personality also had a very similar effect on [[Zlína]], who reportedly still cannot remain in chat at the same time as him for too long lest her motor functions shut down entirely. <br /> <br /> He ate an entire lion once, and a dragon. Same sitting.<br /> <br /> '''Lord Dank''' is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox. Canonically, he is a yandere as well, it is a shame he wasn't able to make things work with '''Luna'''.<br /> <br /> In the critically acclaimed, award-winning MMORPG '''[https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/ Final Fantasty XIV]''' that '''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]''' forced '''Dank''' and '''[[Bananders]]''' to play at gunpoint, he enjoys thrusting as a goon class.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Zl%C3%ADna&diff=679 Zlína 2026-09-14T10:22:49Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Zlina.webp<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Cirno<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Dank Stan<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = Before Time<br /> | deathPlace = Asylum<br /> | species = Polish<br /> | gender = <br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = <br /> }}<br /> {{StructuredQuote<br /> | text = Yes it is I, the queen of sex and mental illness, also know as Zlina<br /> | speaker = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | source = general chat<br /> }}<br /> == Zlína's humble backstory to joining weeb's cafe. ==<br /> '''Zlína''' is a mysterious wanderer of dimensions and one of the more recent souls to enter the realm known as '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> Her arrival was not voluntary.<br /> <br /> Before setting foot within the Cafe, Zlína belonged to the infamous '''Asylum on Stoat''', a realm whose inhabitants were already considered strange by most civilizations. There, she met her grisly fate at the hands of the notorious '''Twink Daze''', who murdered her in cold blood before casting her soul beyond the boundaries of the Asylum.<br /> <br /> Yet death was not the end.<br /> <br /> It was merely the beginning of her legend.<br /> <br /> == The Death of Zlína ==<br /> Little is known about Zlína's life before her death.<br /> <br /> What is known is that her existence within the Asylum on Stoat came to an abrupt and violent conclusion when '''Twink Daze''' struck her down.<br /> <br /> Her physical body perished.<br /> <br /> Her soul, however, refused to accept its fate.<br /> <br /> Banished from the Asylum and left to drift through the endless void between worlds, Zlína wandered through darkness with neither destination nor purpose.<br /> <br /> The laws of reality began to fracture around her.<br /> <br /> Time ceased to move forward.<br /> <br /> Space ceased to have meaning.<br /> <br /> And somewhere beyond the boundaries of existence, something noticed her.<br /> <br /> == The Skeleton Lord's Invitation ==<br /> At the edge of the dimensional abyss stood an ancient figure.<br /> <br /> A towering skeleton clad in the remnants of forgotten royalty.<br /> <br /> His name was '''Dank'''.<br /> <br /> Legends claim that Dank was once a mortal king who sought immortality by sacrificing his flesh to the gods. The ritual succeeded—but only technically.<br /> <br /> Now an immortal Skeleton Lord, Dank possessed forbidden knowledge of the pathways between realities.<br /> <br /> And when he sensed Zlína's wandering soul, he opened a portal.<br /> <br /> Not merely a portal through space.<br /> <br /> Not merely a portal through time.<br /> <br /> But a portal through '''the very concept of where someone is supposed to exist'''.<br /> <br /> Through the swirling gateway came a voice:<blockquote>''“You have nowhere left to go.”''</blockquote>Zlína stared into the portal.<blockquote>''“So?”''</blockquote>Dank extended a skeletal hand.<blockquote>''“Then come somewhere you were never meant to be.”''</blockquote>And so Zlína stepped through.<br /> <br /> == Arrival at Weebs Cafe ==<br /> Zlína emerged within a strange new realm.<br /> <br /> It was called '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> Unlike the Asylum on Stoat, the Cafe was not governed by ordinary laws of reality. Beautiful beings walked alongside terrifying ones. Ancient entities casually discussed the most insignificant topics imaginable. Warriors, degenerates, scholars, creatures, and forces that probably should not have been given internet access all coexisted beneath the same roof.<br /> <br /> For the first time since her death, Zlína had found something resembling a home.<br /> <br /> Unfortunately, she also found the inhabitants.<br /> <br /> The moment she entered the Cafe, she encountered beings whose appearances ranged from ''“mysteriously beautiful”'' to ''“this creature should not legally exist.”''<br /> <br /> Yet among all these beings, there was one creature that would become her greatest rival.<br /> <br /> A creature seemingly harmless.<br /> <br /> Small.<br /> <br /> Yellow.<br /> <br /> And possessing wings.<br /> <br /> == The Bee Incident ==<br /> Its name has been lost to history.<br /> <br /> Its motives remain unclear.<br /> <br /> Its crimes are numerous.<br /> <br /> It is simply known as '''the Sentient Bee'''.<br /> <br /> Nobody knows why Zlína and the Bee began their feud.<br /> <br /> Some historians claim it was an argument.<br /> <br /> Others claim the Bee insulted her honor.<br /> <br /> One forbidden manuscript claims that Zlína simply looked at the Bee once, and the Bee took that personally.<br /> <br /> Whatever the truth may be, the result was inevitable.<br /> <br /> '''Zlína declared war.'''<br /> <br /> What began as a minor disagreement rapidly escalated into one of the most pointless conflicts in Weebs Cafe history.<br /> <br /> The two have since engaged in countless verbal battles, psychological warfare, and increasingly elaborate acts of petty retaliation.<br /> <br /> Neither has surrendered.<br /> <br /> Neither intends to.<br /> <br /> And neither appears capable of remembering what the original argument was about.<br /> <br /> == The Prophecy of the Exiled Soul ==<br /> Ancient records recovered from Dank's dimensional archives contain a disturbing prophecy:<blockquote>''When the soul of the slain returns from beyond the void, the Cafe shall tremble.''<br /> <br /> ''The Skeleton Lord shall open the gate.''<br /> <br /> ''The beautiful shall witness her arrival.''<br /> <br /> ''The terrifying shall recognize her.''<br /> <br /> ''And the Bee shall know fear.''</blockquote>Whether this prophecy refers to Zlína or was simply written by Dank because he thought it sounded cool remains disputed by scholars.<br /> <br /> Nevertheless, Zlína's presence within Weebs Cafe has already begun to alter the balance of power.<br /> <br /> She is no longer the soul banished from the Asylum on Stoat.<br /> <br /> She is no longer the victim of Twink Daze.<br /> <br /> She is no longer a wandering spirit lost between realities.<br /> <br /> She is '''Zlína of Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> The Exiled Soul.<br /> <br /> The Dimensional Wanderer.<br /> <br /> The Unwilling Disciple of Dank.<br /> <br /> And, most importantly—<br /> <br /> '''The sworn enemy of the Bee.'''<br /> <br /> Her story has only just begun.<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> '''Zlína''' is mostly known for getting railed in a meat locker at her place of work.</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Zl%C3%ADna&diff=678 Zlína 2026-09-14T10:22:35Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Zlina.webp<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Cirno<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Dank Stan<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = Before Time<br /> | deathPlace = Asylum<br /> | species = Polish<br /> | gender = <br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = <br /> }}<br /> {{StructuredQuote<br /> | text = yes it is I, the queen of sex and mental illness, also know as Zlina<br /> | speaker = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | source = general chat<br /> }}<br /> == Zlína's humble backstory to joining weeb's cafe. ==<br /> '''Zlína''' is a mysterious wanderer of dimensions and one of the more recent souls to enter the realm known as '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> Her arrival was not voluntary.<br /> <br /> Before setting foot within the Cafe, Zlína belonged to the infamous '''Asylum on Stoat''', a realm whose inhabitants were already considered strange by most civilizations. There, she met her grisly fate at the hands of the notorious '''Twink Daze''', who murdered her in cold blood before casting her soul beyond the boundaries of the Asylum.<br /> <br /> Yet death was not the end.<br /> <br /> It was merely the beginning of her legend.<br /> <br /> == The Death of Zlína ==<br /> Little is known about Zlína's life before her death.<br /> <br /> What is known is that her existence within the Asylum on Stoat came to an abrupt and violent conclusion when '''Twink Daze''' struck her down.<br /> <br /> Her physical body perished.<br /> <br /> Her soul, however, refused to accept its fate.<br /> <br /> Banished from the Asylum and left to drift through the endless void between worlds, Zlína wandered through darkness with neither destination nor purpose.<br /> <br /> The laws of reality began to fracture around her.<br /> <br /> Time ceased to move forward.<br /> <br /> Space ceased to have meaning.<br /> <br /> And somewhere beyond the boundaries of existence, something noticed her.<br /> <br /> == The Skeleton Lord's Invitation ==<br /> At the edge of the dimensional abyss stood an ancient figure.<br /> <br /> A towering skeleton clad in the remnants of forgotten royalty.<br /> <br /> His name was '''Dank'''.<br /> <br /> Legends claim that Dank was once a mortal king who sought immortality by sacrificing his flesh to the gods. The ritual succeeded—but only technically.<br /> <br /> Now an immortal Skeleton Lord, Dank possessed forbidden knowledge of the pathways between realities.<br /> <br /> And when he sensed Zlína's wandering soul, he opened a portal.<br /> <br /> Not merely a portal through space.<br /> <br /> Not merely a portal through time.<br /> <br /> But a portal through '''the very concept of where someone is supposed to exist'''.<br /> <br /> Through the swirling gateway came a voice:<blockquote>''“You have nowhere left to go.”''</blockquote>Zlína stared into the portal.<blockquote>''“So?”''</blockquote>Dank extended a skeletal hand.<blockquote>''“Then come somewhere you were never meant to be.”''</blockquote>And so Zlína stepped through.<br /> <br /> == Arrival at Weebs Cafe ==<br /> Zlína emerged within a strange new realm.<br /> <br /> It was called '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> Unlike the Asylum on Stoat, the Cafe was not governed by ordinary laws of reality. Beautiful beings walked alongside terrifying ones. Ancient entities casually discussed the most insignificant topics imaginable. Warriors, degenerates, scholars, creatures, and forces that probably should not have been given internet access all coexisted beneath the same roof.<br /> <br /> For the first time since her death, Zlína had found something resembling a home.<br /> <br /> Unfortunately, she also found the inhabitants.<br /> <br /> The moment she entered the Cafe, she encountered beings whose appearances ranged from ''“mysteriously beautiful”'' to ''“this creature should not legally exist.”''<br /> <br /> Yet among all these beings, there was one creature that would become her greatest rival.<br /> <br /> A creature seemingly harmless.<br /> <br /> Small.<br /> <br /> Yellow.<br /> <br /> And possessing wings.<br /> <br /> == The Bee Incident ==<br /> Its name has been lost to history.<br /> <br /> Its motives remain unclear.<br /> <br /> Its crimes are numerous.<br /> <br /> It is simply known as '''the Sentient Bee'''.<br /> <br /> Nobody knows why Zlína and the Bee began their feud.<br /> <br /> Some historians claim it was an argument.<br /> <br /> Others claim the Bee insulted her honor.<br /> <br /> One forbidden manuscript claims that Zlína simply looked at the Bee once, and the Bee took that personally.<br /> <br /> Whatever the truth may be, the result was inevitable.<br /> <br /> '''Zlína declared war.'''<br /> <br /> What began as a minor disagreement rapidly escalated into one of the most pointless conflicts in Weebs Cafe history.<br /> <br /> The two have since engaged in countless verbal battles, psychological warfare, and increasingly elaborate acts of petty retaliation.<br /> <br /> Neither has surrendered.<br /> <br /> Neither intends to.<br /> <br /> And neither appears capable of remembering what the original argument was about.<br /> <br /> == The Prophecy of the Exiled Soul ==<br /> Ancient records recovered from Dank's dimensional archives contain a disturbing prophecy:<blockquote>''When the soul of the slain returns from beyond the void, the Cafe shall tremble.''<br /> <br /> ''The Skeleton Lord shall open the gate.''<br /> <br /> ''The beautiful shall witness her arrival.''<br /> <br /> ''The terrifying shall recognize her.''<br /> <br /> ''And the Bee shall know fear.''</blockquote>Whether this prophecy refers to Zlína or was simply written by Dank because he thought it sounded cool remains disputed by scholars.<br /> <br /> Nevertheless, Zlína's presence within Weebs Cafe has already begun to alter the balance of power.<br /> <br /> She is no longer the soul banished from the Asylum on Stoat.<br /> <br /> She is no longer the victim of Twink Daze.<br /> <br /> She is no longer a wandering spirit lost between realities.<br /> <br /> She is '''Zlína of Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> The Exiled Soul.<br /> <br /> The Dimensional Wanderer.<br /> <br /> The Unwilling Disciple of Dank.<br /> <br /> And, most importantly—<br /> <br /> '''The sworn enemy of the Bee.'''<br /> <br /> Her story has only just begun.<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> '''Zlína''' is mostly known for getting railed in a meat locker at her place of work.</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Zl%C3%ADna&diff=677 Zlína 2026-09-14T10:22:03Z

<p>Relizon: added quote</p> <hr /> <div>{{StructuredQuote<br /> | text = yes it is I, the queen of sex and mental illness, also know as Zlina<br /> | speaker = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | source = general chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Zlina.webp<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Cirno<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Dank Stan<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = Before Time<br /> | deathPlace = Asylum<br /> | species = Polish<br /> | gender = <br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = <br /> }}<br /> == Zlína's humble backstory to joining weeb's cafe. ==<br /> '''Zlína''' is a mysterious wanderer of dimensions and one of the more recent souls to enter the realm known as '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> Her arrival was not voluntary.<br /> <br /> Before setting foot within the Cafe, Zlína belonged to the infamous '''Asylum on Stoat''', a realm whose inhabitants were already considered strange by most civilizations. There, she met her grisly fate at the hands of the notorious '''Twink Daze''', who murdered her in cold blood before casting her soul beyond the boundaries of the Asylum.<br /> <br /> Yet death was not the end.<br /> <br /> It was merely the beginning of her legend.<br /> <br /> == The Death of Zlína ==<br /> Little is known about Zlína's life before her death.<br /> <br /> What is known is that her existence within the Asylum on Stoat came to an abrupt and violent conclusion when '''Twink Daze''' struck her down.<br /> <br /> Her physical body perished.<br /> <br /> Her soul, however, refused to accept its fate.<br /> <br /> Banished from the Asylum and left to drift through the endless void between worlds, Zlína wandered through darkness with neither destination nor purpose.<br /> <br /> The laws of reality began to fracture around her.<br /> <br /> Time ceased to move forward.<br /> <br /> Space ceased to have meaning.<br /> <br /> And somewhere beyond the boundaries of existence, something noticed her.<br /> <br /> == The Skeleton Lord's Invitation ==<br /> At the edge of the dimensional abyss stood an ancient figure.<br /> <br /> A towering skeleton clad in the remnants of forgotten royalty.<br /> <br /> His name was '''Dank'''.<br /> <br /> Legends claim that Dank was once a mortal king who sought immortality by sacrificing his flesh to the gods. The ritual succeeded—but only technically.<br /> <br /> Now an immortal Skeleton Lord, Dank possessed forbidden knowledge of the pathways between realities.<br /> <br /> And when he sensed Zlína's wandering soul, he opened a portal.<br /> <br /> Not merely a portal through space.<br /> <br /> Not merely a portal through time.<br /> <br /> But a portal through '''the very concept of where someone is supposed to exist'''.<br /> <br /> Through the swirling gateway came a voice:<blockquote>''“You have nowhere left to go.”''</blockquote>Zlína stared into the portal.<blockquote>''“So?”''</blockquote>Dank extended a skeletal hand.<blockquote>''“Then come somewhere you were never meant to be.”''</blockquote>And so Zlína stepped through.<br /> <br /> == Arrival at Weebs Cafe ==<br /> Zlína emerged within a strange new realm.<br /> <br /> It was called '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> Unlike the Asylum on Stoat, the Cafe was not governed by ordinary laws of reality. Beautiful beings walked alongside terrifying ones. Ancient entities casually discussed the most insignificant topics imaginable. Warriors, degenerates, scholars, creatures, and forces that probably should not have been given internet access all coexisted beneath the same roof.<br /> <br /> For the first time since her death, Zlína had found something resembling a home.<br /> <br /> Unfortunately, she also found the inhabitants.<br /> <br /> The moment she entered the Cafe, she encountered beings whose appearances ranged from ''“mysteriously beautiful”'' to ''“this creature should not legally exist.”''<br /> <br /> Yet among all these beings, there was one creature that would become her greatest rival.<br /> <br /> A creature seemingly harmless.<br /> <br /> Small.<br /> <br /> Yellow.<br /> <br /> And possessing wings.<br /> <br /> == The Bee Incident ==<br /> Its name has been lost to history.<br /> <br /> Its motives remain unclear.<br /> <br /> Its crimes are numerous.<br /> <br /> It is simply known as '''the Sentient Bee'''.<br /> <br /> Nobody knows why Zlína and the Bee began their feud.<br /> <br /> Some historians claim it was an argument.<br /> <br /> Others claim the Bee insulted her honor.<br /> <br /> One forbidden manuscript claims that Zlína simply looked at the Bee once, and the Bee took that personally.<br /> <br /> Whatever the truth may be, the result was inevitable.<br /> <br /> '''Zlína declared war.'''<br /> <br /> What began as a minor disagreement rapidly escalated into one of the most pointless conflicts in Weebs Cafe history.<br /> <br /> The two have since engaged in countless verbal battles, psychological warfare, and increasingly elaborate acts of petty retaliation.<br /> <br /> Neither has surrendered.<br /> <br /> Neither intends to.<br /> <br /> And neither appears capable of remembering what the original argument was about.<br /> <br /> == The Prophecy of the Exiled Soul ==<br /> Ancient records recovered from Dank's dimensional archives contain a disturbing prophecy:<blockquote>''When the soul of the slain returns from beyond the void, the Cafe shall tremble.''<br /> <br /> ''The Skeleton Lord shall open the gate.''<br /> <br /> ''The beautiful shall witness her arrival.''<br /> <br /> ''The terrifying shall recognize her.''<br /> <br /> ''And the Bee shall know fear.''</blockquote>Whether this prophecy refers to Zlína or was simply written by Dank because he thought it sounded cool remains disputed by scholars.<br /> <br /> Nevertheless, Zlína's presence within Weebs Cafe has already begun to alter the balance of power.<br /> <br /> She is no longer the soul banished from the Asylum on Stoat.<br /> <br /> She is no longer the victim of Twink Daze.<br /> <br /> She is no longer a wandering spirit lost between realities.<br /> <br /> She is '''Zlína of Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> The Exiled Soul.<br /> <br /> The Dimensional Wanderer.<br /> <br /> The Unwilling Disciple of Dank.<br /> <br /> And, most importantly—<br /> <br /> '''The sworn enemy of the Bee.'''<br /> <br /> Her story has only just begun.<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> '''Zlína''' is mostly known for getting railed in a meat locker at her place of work.</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Sora_gooner&diff=676 Sora gooner 2026-09-14T08:28:06Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>==Biography==<br /> Sora is the weebs cafe biggest Gooner semi affectionate named by Bananders <br /> <br /> * Has a beef with Cheexy, Buge(whoever they are) Cube, Mintomlet, and Luna puppy girl <br /> *idk how to make my wiki look good Dank edit it for me</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Bananders&diff=675 Bananders 2026-09-14T08:27:05Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Itachi chicken.png|thumb|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)|260x260px]]<br /> {{Character|name=Bananders|aliases=Unc, ban, banban, banan, banana man, bambers, nanders|gender=Jester|height=2 inches|occupation=Moderator|species=Unc|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}<br /> Certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone. <br /> <br /> '''Bananders: A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.''' <br /> <br /> It is to be noted that '''Bananders''' gender is "Banana" and thus is "Banana". <br /> <br /> '''Bananders also has been nerfed by the powers that be, cursed with a most diabolical condition known as LIGMA.''' <br /> <br /> This condition was put upon '''Bananders to ensure that our jester is not too powerful (powerscalers love this.)''' <br /> <br /> Notable acts are the slaying of the great Gooners that once inhabited Weebs Cafe and the slaying of the most feral Borkdere known as '''Luna.'''<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> '''Bananders''' is committed to not updating their own page other than to add nicknames (and this blurb), but they did want it noted that this is the reason why this article is not formatted like the others (they are not slacking off).<br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Zl%C3%ADna&diff=674 Zlína 2026-09-14T08:25:45Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Zlina.webp<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Cirno<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Dank Stan<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = Before Time<br /> | deathPlace = Asylum<br /> | species = Polish<br /> | gender = <br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = <br /> }}<br /> == Zlína's humble backstory to joining weeb's cafe. ==<br /> '''Zlína''' is a mysterious wanderer of dimensions and one of the more recent souls to enter the realm known as '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> Her arrival was not voluntary.<br /> <br /> Before setting foot within the Cafe, Zlína belonged to the infamous '''Asylum on Stoat''', a realm whose inhabitants were already considered strange by most civilizations. There, she met her grisly fate at the hands of the notorious '''Twink Daze''', who murdered her in cold blood before casting her soul beyond the boundaries of the Asylum.<br /> <br /> Yet death was not the end.<br /> <br /> It was merely the beginning of her legend.<br /> <br /> == The Death of Zlína ==<br /> Little is known about Zlína's life before her death.<br /> <br /> What is known is that her existence within the Asylum on Stoat came to an abrupt and violent conclusion when '''Twink Daze''' struck her down.<br /> <br /> Her physical body perished.<br /> <br /> Her soul, however, refused to accept its fate.<br /> <br /> Banished from the Asylum and left to drift through the endless void between worlds, Zlína wandered through darkness with neither destination nor purpose.<br /> <br /> The laws of reality began to fracture around her.<br /> <br /> Time ceased to move forward.<br /> <br /> Space ceased to have meaning.<br /> <br /> And somewhere beyond the boundaries of existence, something noticed her.<br /> <br /> == The Skeleton Lord's Invitation ==<br /> At the edge of the dimensional abyss stood an ancient figure.<br /> <br /> A towering skeleton clad in the remnants of forgotten royalty.<br /> <br /> His name was '''Dank'''.<br /> <br /> Legends claim that Dank was once a mortal king who sought immortality by sacrificing his flesh to the gods. The ritual succeeded—but only technically.<br /> <br /> Now an immortal Skeleton Lord, Dank possessed forbidden knowledge of the pathways between realities.<br /> <br /> And when he sensed Zlína's wandering soul, he opened a portal.<br /> <br /> Not merely a portal through space.<br /> <br /> Not merely a portal through time.<br /> <br /> But a portal through '''the very concept of where someone is supposed to exist'''.<br /> <br /> Through the swirling gateway came a voice:<blockquote>''“You have nowhere left to go.”''</blockquote>Zlína stared into the portal.<blockquote>''“So?”''</blockquote>Dank extended a skeletal hand.<blockquote>''“Then come somewhere you were never meant to be.”''</blockquote>And so Zlína stepped through.<br /> <br /> == Arrival at Weebs Cafe ==<br /> Zlína emerged within a strange new realm.<br /> <br /> It was called '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> Unlike the Asylum on Stoat, the Cafe was not governed by ordinary laws of reality. Beautiful beings walked alongside terrifying ones. Ancient entities casually discussed the most insignificant topics imaginable. Warriors, degenerates, scholars, creatures, and forces that probably should not have been given internet access all coexisted beneath the same roof.<br /> <br /> For the first time since her death, Zlína had found something resembling a home.<br /> <br /> Unfortunately, she also found the inhabitants.<br /> <br /> The moment she entered the Cafe, she encountered beings whose appearances ranged from ''“mysteriously beautiful”'' to ''“this creature should not legally exist.”''<br /> <br /> Yet among all these beings, there was one creature that would become her greatest rival.<br /> <br /> A creature seemingly harmless.<br /> <br /> Small.<br /> <br /> Yellow.<br /> <br /> And possessing wings.<br /> <br /> == The Bee Incident ==<br /> Its name has been lost to history.<br /> <br /> Its motives remain unclear.<br /> <br /> Its crimes are numerous.<br /> <br /> It is simply known as '''the Sentient Bee'''.<br /> <br /> Nobody knows why Zlína and the Bee began their feud.<br /> <br /> Some historians claim it was an argument.<br /> <br /> Others claim the Bee insulted her honor.<br /> <br /> One forbidden manuscript claims that Zlína simply looked at the Bee once, and the Bee took that personally.<br /> <br /> Whatever the truth may be, the result was inevitable.<br /> <br /> '''Zlína declared war.'''<br /> <br /> What began as a minor disagreement rapidly escalated into one of the most pointless conflicts in Weebs Cafe history.<br /> <br /> The two have since engaged in countless verbal battles, psychological warfare, and increasingly elaborate acts of petty retaliation.<br /> <br /> Neither has surrendered.<br /> <br /> Neither intends to.<br /> <br /> And neither appears capable of remembering what the original argument was about.<br /> <br /> == The Prophecy of the Exiled Soul ==<br /> Ancient records recovered from Dank's dimensional archives contain a disturbing prophecy:<blockquote>''When the soul of the slain returns from beyond the void, the Cafe shall tremble.''<br /> <br /> ''The Skeleton Lord shall open the gate.''<br /> <br /> ''The beautiful shall witness her arrival.''<br /> <br /> ''The terrifying shall recognize her.''<br /> <br /> ''And the Bee shall know fear.''</blockquote>Whether this prophecy refers to Zlína or was simply written by Dank because he thought it sounded cool remains disputed by scholars.<br /> <br /> Nevertheless, Zlína's presence within Weebs Cafe has already begun to alter the balance of power.<br /> <br /> She is no longer the soul banished from the Asylum on Stoat.<br /> <br /> She is no longer the victim of Twink Daze.<br /> <br /> She is no longer a wandering spirit lost between realities.<br /> <br /> She is '''Zlína of Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> The Exiled Soul.<br /> <br /> The Dimensional Wanderer.<br /> <br /> The Unwilling Disciple of Dank.<br /> <br /> And, most importantly—<br /> <br /> '''The sworn enemy of the Bee.'''<br /> <br /> Her story has only just begun.<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> '''Zlína''' is mostly known for getting railed in a meat locker at her place of work.</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Zl%C3%ADna&diff=673 Zlína 2026-09-14T08:25:27Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Zlina.webp<br /> | imagecaption = {{PAGENAME}}'s PFP<br /> | aliases = Cirno<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Dank Stan<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = Before Time<br /> | deathPlace = Asylum<br /> | species = Polish<br /> | gender = <br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = <br /> }}<br /> == Zlína's humble backstory to joining weeb's cafe. ==<br /> '''Zlína''' is a mysterious wanderer of dimensions and one of the more recent souls to enter the realm known as '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> Her arrival was not voluntary.<br /> <br /> Before setting foot within the Cafe, Zlína belonged to the infamous '''Asylum on Stoat''', a realm whose inhabitants were already considered strange by most civilizations. There, she met her grisly fate at the hands of the notorious '''Twink Daze''', who murdered her in cold blood before casting her soul beyond the boundaries of the Asylum.<br /> <br /> Yet death was not the end.<br /> <br /> It was merely the beginning of her legend.<br /> <br /> == The Death of Zlína ==<br /> Little is known about Zlína's life before her death.<br /> <br /> What is known is that her existence within the Asylum on Stoat came to an abrupt and violent conclusion when '''Twink Daze''' struck her down.<br /> <br /> Her physical body perished.<br /> <br /> Her soul, however, refused to accept its fate.<br /> <br /> Banished from the Asylum and left to drift through the endless void between worlds, Zlína wandered through darkness with neither destination nor purpose.<br /> <br /> The laws of reality began to fracture around her.<br /> <br /> Time ceased to move forward.<br /> <br /> Space ceased to have meaning.<br /> <br /> And somewhere beyond the boundaries of existence, something noticed her.<br /> <br /> == The Skeleton Lord's Invitation ==<br /> At the edge of the dimensional abyss stood an ancient figure.<br /> <br /> A towering skeleton clad in the remnants of forgotten royalty.<br /> <br /> His name was '''Dank'''.<br /> <br /> Legends claim that Dank was once a mortal king who sought immortality by sacrificing his flesh to the gods. The ritual succeeded—but only technically.<br /> <br /> Now an immortal Skeleton Lord, Dank possessed forbidden knowledge of the pathways between realities.<br /> <br /> And when he sensed Zlína's wandering soul, he opened a portal.<br /> <br /> Not merely a portal through space.<br /> <br /> Not merely a portal through time.<br /> <br /> But a portal through '''the very concept of where someone is supposed to exist'''.<br /> <br /> Through the swirling gateway came a voice:<blockquote>''“You have nowhere left to go.”''</blockquote>Zlína stared into the portal.<blockquote>''“So?”''</blockquote>Dank extended a skeletal hand.<blockquote>''“Then come somewhere you were never meant to be.”''</blockquote>And so Zlína stepped through.<br /> <br /> == Arrival at Weebs Cafe ==<br /> Zlína emerged within a strange new realm.<br /> <br /> It was called '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> Unlike the Asylum on Stoat, the Cafe was not governed by ordinary laws of reality. Beautiful beings walked alongside terrifying ones. Ancient entities casually discussed the most insignificant topics imaginable. Warriors, degenerates, scholars, creatures, and forces that probably should not have been given internet access all coexisted beneath the same roof.<br /> <br /> For the first time since her death, Zlína had found something resembling a home.<br /> <br /> Unfortunately, she also found the inhabitants.<br /> <br /> The moment she entered the Cafe, she encountered beings whose appearances ranged from ''“mysteriously beautiful”'' to ''“this creature should not legally exist.”''<br /> <br /> Yet among all these beings, there was one creature that would become her greatest rival.<br /> <br /> A creature seemingly harmless.<br /> <br /> Small.<br /> <br /> Yellow.<br /> <br /> And possessing wings.<br /> <br /> == The Bee Incident ==<br /> Its name has been lost to history.<br /> <br /> Its motives remain unclear.<br /> <br /> Its crimes are numerous.<br /> <br /> It is simply known as '''the Sentient Bee'''.<br /> <br /> Nobody knows why Zlína and the Bee began their feud.<br /> <br /> Some historians claim it was an argument.<br /> <br /> Others claim the Bee insulted her honor.<br /> <br /> One forbidden manuscript claims that Zlína simply looked at the Bee once, and the Bee took that personally.<br /> <br /> Whatever the truth may be, the result was inevitable.<br /> <br /> '''Zlína declared war.'''<br /> <br /> What began as a minor disagreement rapidly escalated into one of the most pointless conflicts in Weebs Cafe history.<br /> <br /> The two have since engaged in countless verbal battles, psychological warfare, and increasingly elaborate acts of petty retaliation.<br /> <br /> Neither has surrendered.<br /> <br /> Neither intends to.<br /> <br /> And neither appears capable of remembering what the original argument was about.<br /> <br /> == The Prophecy of the Exiled Soul ==<br /> Ancient records recovered from Dank's dimensional archives contain a disturbing prophecy:<blockquote>''When the soul of the slain returns from beyond the void, the Cafe shall tremble.''<br /> <br /> ''The Skeleton Lord shall open the gate.''<br /> <br /> ''The beautiful shall witness her arrival.''<br /> <br /> ''The terrifying shall recognize her.''<br /> <br /> ''And the Bee shall know fear.''</blockquote>Whether this prophecy refers to Zlína or was simply written by Dank because he thought it sounded cool remains disputed by scholars.<br /> <br /> Nevertheless, Zlína's presence within Weebs Cafe has already begun to alter the balance of power.<br /> <br /> She is no longer the soul banished from the Asylum on Stoat.<br /> <br /> She is no longer the victim of Twink Daze.<br /> <br /> She is no longer a wandering spirit lost between realities.<br /> <br /> She is '''Zlína of Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> The Exiled Soul.<br /> <br /> The Dimensional Wanderer.<br /> <br /> The Unwilling Disciple of Dank.<br /> <br /> And, most importantly—<br /> <br /> '''The sworn enemy of the Bee.'''<br /> <br /> Her story has only just begun.<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> '''Zlína''' is mostly known for getting railed in a meat locker at her place of work.</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Zl%C3%ADna&diff=672 Zlína 2026-09-14T08:24:55Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Zlina.webp<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Cirno<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Dank Stan<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = Before Time<br /> | deathPlace = Asylum<br /> | species = Polish<br /> | gender = <br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = <br /> }}<br /> == Zlína's humble backstory to joining weeb's cafe. ==<br /> '''Zlína''' is a mysterious wanderer of dimensions and one of the more recent souls to enter the realm known as '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> Her arrival was not voluntary.<br /> <br /> Before setting foot within the Cafe, Zlína belonged to the infamous '''Asylum on Stoat''', a realm whose inhabitants were already considered strange by most civilizations. There, she met her grisly fate at the hands of the notorious '''Twink Daze''', who murdered her in cold blood before casting her soul beyond the boundaries of the Asylum.<br /> <br /> Yet death was not the end.<br /> <br /> It was merely the beginning of her legend.<br /> <br /> == The Death of Zlína ==<br /> Little is known about Zlína's life before her death.<br /> <br /> What is known is that her existence within the Asylum on Stoat came to an abrupt and violent conclusion when '''Twink Daze''' struck her down.<br /> <br /> Her physical body perished.<br /> <br /> Her soul, however, refused to accept its fate.<br /> <br /> Banished from the Asylum and left to drift through the endless void between worlds, Zlína wandered through darkness with neither destination nor purpose.<br /> <br /> The laws of reality began to fracture around her.<br /> <br /> Time ceased to move forward.<br /> <br /> Space ceased to have meaning.<br /> <br /> And somewhere beyond the boundaries of existence, something noticed her.<br /> <br /> == The Skeleton Lord's Invitation ==<br /> At the edge of the dimensional abyss stood an ancient figure.<br /> <br /> A towering skeleton clad in the remnants of forgotten royalty.<br /> <br /> His name was '''Dank'''.<br /> <br /> Legends claim that Dank was once a mortal king who sought immortality by sacrificing his flesh to the gods. The ritual succeeded—but only technically.<br /> <br /> Now an immortal Skeleton Lord, Dank possessed forbidden knowledge of the pathways between realities.<br /> <br /> And when he sensed Zlína's wandering soul, he opened a portal.<br /> <br /> Not merely a portal through space.<br /> <br /> Not merely a portal through time.<br /> <br /> But a portal through '''the very concept of where someone is supposed to exist'''.<br /> <br /> Through the swirling gateway came a voice:<blockquote>''“You have nowhere left to go.”''</blockquote>Zlína stared into the portal.<blockquote>''“So?”''</blockquote>Dank extended a skeletal hand.<blockquote>''“Then come somewhere you were never meant to be.”''</blockquote>And so Zlína stepped through.<br /> <br /> == Arrival at Weebs Cafe ==<br /> Zlína emerged within a strange new realm.<br /> <br /> It was called '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> Unlike the Asylum on Stoat, the Cafe was not governed by ordinary laws of reality. Beautiful beings walked alongside terrifying ones. Ancient entities casually discussed the most insignificant topics imaginable. Warriors, degenerates, scholars, creatures, and forces that probably should not have been given internet access all coexisted beneath the same roof.<br /> <br /> For the first time since her death, Zlína had found something resembling a home.<br /> <br /> Unfortunately, she also found the inhabitants.<br /> <br /> The moment she entered the Cafe, she encountered beings whose appearances ranged from ''“mysteriously beautiful”'' to ''“this creature should not legally exist.”''<br /> <br /> Yet among all these beings, there was one creature that would become her greatest rival.<br /> <br /> A creature seemingly harmless.<br /> <br /> Small.<br /> <br /> Yellow.<br /> <br /> And possessing wings.<br /> <br /> == The Bee Incident ==<br /> Its name has been lost to history.<br /> <br /> Its motives remain unclear.<br /> <br /> Its crimes are numerous.<br /> <br /> It is simply known as '''the Sentient Bee'''.<br /> <br /> Nobody knows why Zlína and the Bee began their feud.<br /> <br /> Some historians claim it was an argument.<br /> <br /> Others claim the Bee insulted her honor.<br /> <br /> One forbidden manuscript claims that Zlína simply looked at the Bee once, and the Bee took that personally.<br /> <br /> Whatever the truth may be, the result was inevitable.<br /> <br /> '''Zlína declared war.'''<br /> <br /> What began as a minor disagreement rapidly escalated into one of the most pointless conflicts in Weebs Cafe history.<br /> <br /> The two have since engaged in countless verbal battles, psychological warfare, and increasingly elaborate acts of petty retaliation.<br /> <br /> Neither has surrendered.<br /> <br /> Neither intends to.<br /> <br /> And neither appears capable of remembering what the original argument was about.<br /> <br /> == The Prophecy of the Exiled Soul ==<br /> Ancient records recovered from Dank's dimensional archives contain a disturbing prophecy:<blockquote>''When the soul of the slain returns from beyond the void, the Cafe shall tremble.''<br /> <br /> ''The Skeleton Lord shall open the gate.''<br /> <br /> ''The beautiful shall witness her arrival.''<br /> <br /> ''The terrifying shall recognize her.''<br /> <br /> ''And the Bee shall know fear.''</blockquote>Whether this prophecy refers to Zlína or was simply written by Dank because he thought it sounded cool remains disputed by scholars.<br /> <br /> Nevertheless, Zlína's presence within Weebs Cafe has already begun to alter the balance of power.<br /> <br /> She is no longer the soul banished from the Asylum on Stoat.<br /> <br /> She is no longer the victim of Twink Daze.<br /> <br /> She is no longer a wandering spirit lost between realities.<br /> <br /> She is '''Zlína of Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> The Exiled Soul.<br /> <br /> The Dimensional Wanderer.<br /> <br /> The Unwilling Disciple of Dank.<br /> <br /> And, most importantly—<br /> <br /> '''The sworn enemy of the Bee.'''<br /> <br /> Her story has only just begun.<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> '''Zlína''' is mostly known for getting railed in a meat locker at her place of work.</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=File:Zlina.webp&diff=671 File:Zlina.webp 2026-09-14T08:24:18Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>Zlina's avatar</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Zl%C3%ADna&diff=670 Zlína 2026-09-14T08:23:03Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image =<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Cirno<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Dank Stan<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = Before Time<br /> | deathPlace = Asylum<br /> | species = Polish<br /> | gender = <br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = <br /> }}<br /> == Zlína's humble backstory to joining weeb's cafe. ==<br /> '''Zlína''' is a mysterious wanderer of dimensions and one of the more recent souls to enter the realm known as '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> Her arrival was not voluntary.<br /> <br /> Before setting foot within the Cafe, Zlína belonged to the infamous '''Asylum on Stoat''', a realm whose inhabitants were already considered strange by most civilizations. There, she met her grisly fate at the hands of the notorious '''Twink Daze''', who murdered her in cold blood before casting her soul beyond the boundaries of the Asylum.<br /> <br /> Yet death was not the end.<br /> <br /> It was merely the beginning of her legend.<br /> <br /> == The Death of Zlína ==<br /> Little is known about Zlína's life before her death.<br /> <br /> What is known is that her existence within the Asylum on Stoat came to an abrupt and violent conclusion when '''Twink Daze''' struck her down.<br /> <br /> Her physical body perished.<br /> <br /> Her soul, however, refused to accept its fate.<br /> <br /> Banished from the Asylum and left to drift through the endless void between worlds, Zlína wandered through darkness with neither destination nor purpose.<br /> <br /> The laws of reality began to fracture around her.<br /> <br /> Time ceased to move forward.<br /> <br /> Space ceased to have meaning.<br /> <br /> And somewhere beyond the boundaries of existence, something noticed her.<br /> <br /> == The Skeleton Lord's Invitation ==<br /> At the edge of the dimensional abyss stood an ancient figure.<br /> <br /> A towering skeleton clad in the remnants of forgotten royalty.<br /> <br /> His name was '''Dank'''.<br /> <br /> Legends claim that Dank was once a mortal king who sought immortality by sacrificing his flesh to the gods. The ritual succeeded—but only technically.<br /> <br /> Now an immortal Skeleton Lord, Dank possessed forbidden knowledge of the pathways between realities.<br /> <br /> And when he sensed Zlína's wandering soul, he opened a portal.<br /> <br /> Not merely a portal through space.<br /> <br /> Not merely a portal through time.<br /> <br /> But a portal through '''the very concept of where someone is supposed to exist'''.<br /> <br /> Through the swirling gateway came a voice:<blockquote>''“You have nowhere left to go.”''</blockquote>Zlína stared into the portal.<blockquote>''“So?”''</blockquote>Dank extended a skeletal hand.<blockquote>''“Then come somewhere you were never meant to be.”''</blockquote>And so Zlína stepped through.<br /> <br /> == Arrival at Weebs Cafe ==<br /> Zlína emerged within a strange new realm.<br /> <br /> It was called '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> Unlike the Asylum on Stoat, the Cafe was not governed by ordinary laws of reality. Beautiful beings walked alongside terrifying ones. Ancient entities casually discussed the most insignificant topics imaginable. Warriors, degenerates, scholars, creatures, and forces that probably should not have been given internet access all coexisted beneath the same roof.<br /> <br /> For the first time since her death, Zlína had found something resembling a home.<br /> <br /> Unfortunately, she also found the inhabitants.<br /> <br /> The moment she entered the Cafe, she encountered beings whose appearances ranged from ''“mysteriously beautiful”'' to ''“this creature should not legally exist.”''<br /> <br /> Yet among all these beings, there was one creature that would become her greatest rival.<br /> <br /> A creature seemingly harmless.<br /> <br /> Small.<br /> <br /> Yellow.<br /> <br /> And possessing wings.<br /> <br /> == The Bee Incident ==<br /> Its name has been lost to history.<br /> <br /> Its motives remain unclear.<br /> <br /> Its crimes are numerous.<br /> <br /> It is simply known as '''the Sentient Bee'''.<br /> <br /> Nobody knows why Zlína and the Bee began their feud.<br /> <br /> Some historians claim it was an argument.<br /> <br /> Others claim the Bee insulted her honor.<br /> <br /> One forbidden manuscript claims that Zlína simply looked at the Bee once, and the Bee took that personally.<br /> <br /> Whatever the truth may be, the result was inevitable.<br /> <br /> '''Zlína declared war.'''<br /> <br /> What began as a minor disagreement rapidly escalated into one of the most pointless conflicts in Weebs Cafe history.<br /> <br /> The two have since engaged in countless verbal battles, psychological warfare, and increasingly elaborate acts of petty retaliation.<br /> <br /> Neither has surrendered.<br /> <br /> Neither intends to.<br /> <br /> And neither appears capable of remembering what the original argument was about.<br /> <br /> == The Prophecy of the Exiled Soul ==<br /> Ancient records recovered from Dank's dimensional archives contain a disturbing prophecy:<blockquote>''When the soul of the slain returns from beyond the void, the Cafe shall tremble.''<br /> <br /> ''The Skeleton Lord shall open the gate.''<br /> <br /> ''The beautiful shall witness her arrival.''<br /> <br /> ''The terrifying shall recognize her.''<br /> <br /> ''And the Bee shall know fear.''</blockquote>Whether this prophecy refers to Zlína or was simply written by Dank because he thought it sounded cool remains disputed by scholars.<br /> <br /> Nevertheless, Zlína's presence within Weebs Cafe has already begun to alter the balance of power.<br /> <br /> She is no longer the soul banished from the Asylum on Stoat.<br /> <br /> She is no longer the victim of Twink Daze.<br /> <br /> She is no longer a wandering spirit lost between realities.<br /> <br /> She is '''Zlína of Weebs Cafe'''.<br /> <br /> The Exiled Soul.<br /> <br /> The Dimensional Wanderer.<br /> <br /> The Unwilling Disciple of Dank.<br /> <br /> And, most importantly—<br /> <br /> '''The sworn enemy of the Bee.'''<br /> <br /> Her story has only just begun.<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> '''Zlína''' is mostly known for getting railed in a meat locker at her place of work.</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=669 TNTDG 2026-09-14T08:19:33Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTDG|aliases=TNT|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> {{StructuredQuote2<br /> |text=$m<br /> |speaker=[[TNTDG]]<br /> |image=Hb47n5uG.gif<br /> |width=220px<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNTDG is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. He is a master of the art of GIF spam: a true savant of image-based conversation. TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> On rare occasions, he has broken the text silence to wish a very heartfelt birthday to lucky individuals, such as [[LeafsMatrix]] and [[Bananders]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=668 TNTDG 2026-09-14T08:14:33Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTDG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> {{StructuredQuote2<br /> |text=$m<br /> |speaker=[[TNTDG]]<br /> |image=Hb47n5uG.gif<br /> |width=220px<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNTDG is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. He is a master of the art of GIF spam: a true savant of image-based conversation. TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> On rare occasions, he has broken the text silence to wish a very heartfelt birthday to lucky individuals, such as [[LeafsMatrix]] and [[Bananders]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=667 TNTDG 2026-09-14T08:14:05Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTDG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> {{StructuredQuote2<br /> |text=$m<br /> |speaker=[[TNTDG]]<br /> |image=Hb47n5uG.gif<br /> |width=220px<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNTDG is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. He is a master of the art of GIF spam: a true savant of image-based conversation. TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> On rare occasions, he is know to break the silence to wish a very heartfelt birthday to lucky individuals, such as [[LeafsMatrix]] and [[Bananders]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=666 TNTDG 2026-09-14T08:13:42Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTDG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> {{StructuredQuote2<br /> |text=$m<br /> |speaker=[[TNTDG]]<br /> |image=Hb47n5uG.gif<br /> |width=220px<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNTDG is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. He is a master of the art of GIF spam: a true savant of image-based conversation. TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> On rare occasions, he is know to break the silence to wish a very heartfelt birthday to lucky individuals, such as [[Leaf]] and [[Bananders]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=665 TNTDG 2026-09-14T08:13:32Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTDG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> {{StructuredQuote2<br /> |text=$m<br /> |speaker=[[TNTDG]]<br /> |image=Hb47n5uG.gif<br /> |width=220px<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNTDG is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. He is a master of the art of GIF spam: a true savant of image-based conversation. TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> On rare occasions, he is know to break the silence to wish a very heartfelt birthday to lucky individuals, such as [[Leaf]] and [Bananders]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=664 TNTDG 2026-09-14T08:10:55Z

<p>Relizon: grammar</p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTDG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> {{StructuredQuote2<br /> |text=$m<br /> |speaker=[[TNTDG]]<br /> |image=Hb47n5uG.gif<br /> |width=220px<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNTDG is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. He is a master of the art of GIF spam: a true savant of image-based conversation. TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=663 TNTDG 2026-09-14T08:09:31Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTDG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> {{StructuredQuote2<br /> |text=$m<br /> |speaker=[[TNTDG]]<br /> |image=Hb47n5uG.gif<br /> |width=220px<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNTDG is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Weeb%27s_Cafe_Wiki&diff=662 Weeb's Cafe Wiki 2026-09-14T08:08:48Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.<br /> <br /> ==Prominent Members==<br /> <br /> ==== Moderators ====<br /> * [[0-Z3U5]]<br /> * [[Bananders]]<br /> * [[Eyeflame]]<br /> * [[Fretro]]<br /> * [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)<br /> * [[Iris-Chan]]<br /> * [[Kirin]]<br /> * [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin (Real)]]<br /> * [[LeafsMatrix]]<br /> * [[Lord Dank]]<br /> <br /> ==== Subhuman Otakus ====<br /> <br /> * [[KonekoCloak]]<br /> * [[MintOmelet]]<br /> * [[Che3xy]]<br /> * [[Solnyshko]]<br /> * [[Sora gooner]]<br /> * [[Chemkii]]<br /> * [[Zlína]]<br /> * [[TNTDG]]<br /> <br /> ==== Characters ====<br /> <br /> * [[GachaDad]]<br /> * [[The Peggler]]<br /> <br /> ==== Infamous Enemies of the Realm ====<br /> <br /> * [[Vinci|Vinci, The Scourge]]<br /> * Morii, The Depraved<br /> * Cube, The Clueless<br /> <br /> ==Lore & Events==<br /> * [[The Great Car War]]<br /> * [[The Files]]<br /> * [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]<br /> * [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]<br /> * [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]<br /> <br /> == Miscellaneous ==<br /> <br /> * [[Cool websites to browse]]<br /> * [[Zeus' Copypasta corner]]<br /> <br /> ==Browse==<br /> * [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=661 TNTDG 2026-09-14T08:07:52Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTDG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> {{StructuredQuote2<br /> |text=$m<br /> |speaker=[[TNTDG]]<br /> |image=Hb47n5uG.gif<br /> |width=170px<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNTDG is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Weeb%27s_Cafe_Wiki&diff=659 Weeb's Cafe Wiki 2026-09-14T08:07:08Z

<p>Relizon: /* Subhuman Otakus */</p> <hr /> <div>'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.<br /> <br /> ==Prominent Members==<br /> <br /> ==== Moderators ====<br /> * [[0-Z3U5]]<br /> * [[Bananders]]<br /> * [[Eyeflame]]<br /> * [[Fretro]]<br /> * [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)<br /> * [[Iris-Chan]]<br /> * [[Kirin]]<br /> * [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin (Real)]]<br /> * [[LeafsMatrix]]<br /> * [[Lord Dank]]<br /> <br /> ==== Subhuman Otakus ====<br /> <br /> * [[KonekoCloak]]<br /> * [[MintOmelet]]<br /> * [[Che3xy]]<br /> * [[Solnyshko]]<br /> * [[Sora gooner]]<br /> * [[Chemkii]]<br /> * [[Zlína]]<br /> * [[TNTBG|TNTDG]]<br /> <br /> ==== Characters ====<br /> <br /> * [[GachaDad]]<br /> * [[The Peggler]]<br /> <br /> ==== Infamous Enemies of the Realm ====<br /> <br /> * [[Vinci|Vinci, The Scourge]]<br /> * Morii, The Depraved<br /> * Cube, The Clueless<br /> <br /> ==Lore & Events==<br /> * [[The Great Car War]]<br /> * [[The Files]]<br /> * [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]<br /> * [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]<br /> * [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]<br /> <br /> == Miscellaneous ==<br /> <br /> * [[Cool websites to browse]]<br /> * [[Zeus' Copypasta corner]]<br /> <br /> ==Browse==<br /> * [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Bananders&diff=658 Bananders 2026-09-14T07:08:57Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Itachi chicken.png|thumb|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)|260x260px]]<br /> {{Character|name=Bananders|aliases=Unc, ban, banban, banan, banana man, bambers, nanders|gender=Jester|height=2 inches|occupation=Moderator|species=Unc|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}<br /> certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone <br /> <br /> '''Bananders: A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.''' <br /> <br /> It is to be noted that '''Bananders''' gender is "Banana" and thus is "Banana". <br /> <br /> '''Bananders also has been nerfed by the powers that be, cursed with a most diabolical condition known as LIGMA.''' <br /> <br /> This condition was put upon '''Bananders to ensure that our jester is not too powerful (powerscalers love this.)''' <br /> <br /> notable acts are the slaying of the great Gooners that once inhabited Weebs Cafe and the slaying of the most feral Borkdere known as '''Luna.'''<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> '''Bananders''' is committed to not updating their own page other than to add nicknames (and this blurb), but they did want it noted that this is the reason why this article is not formatted like the others (they are not slacking off).<br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=657 Lord Dank 2026-09-14T07:07:15Z

<p>Relizon: /* What people have to say about Lord Dank */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Dank.png|thumb|262x262px|Lord Dank's PFP]]<br /> {{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = "My bussy </3"<br /> | speaker = LordDank<br /> | source = Chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Lord Dank''' first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> '''Lord Dank''' is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep. <br /> <br /> One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama. <br /> <br /> He is known to be everywhere and collects many flies in his evil web. For some reason, sickos seem to love him and think that he is one of them despite not being a gross incel. Do not mistake his relaxed, easy-going demeanor towards common bullshittery as an invitation to bring some actual disgusting fuckery into the server. He will simply make jokes as the other mods ban. <br /> <br /> He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed. <br /> <br /> == What people have to say about Lord Dank ==<br /> "Liches get bitches sounds like something dank would say." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br /> <br /> "The court finds Lord Dank not guilty of cuck." -'''Miku-chan, Le Pervert'''<br /> <br /> "I'll overthrow dank." -'''Chemkii'''<br /> <br /> "Dank is not very huggable." -'''Lord Dank''' lying about himself<br /> <br /> "Dank has boobs now." -'''Chel'''<br /> <br /> "My favorite mods are dank, leaf, banan, kirin, and eyeflame." -'''[[Fretro]]'''<br /> <br /> "Bend over for your daily spanking Dank." -'''Zomrife'''<br /> <br /> "From what I'm told about dank in dms, I don't think he'd be typing if he had boobs." -'''Kasane Teto''' (Dank's alter ego)<br /> <br /> "Is there any thoughts in Dank’s head at all or is his brain just a toy monkey banging a cymbal" - [[Zlína]]<br /> <br /> ==Trivia==<br /> '''Lord Dank''' has his own personal assistant.<br /> <br /> '''Lord Dank''' was offered '''[[wikipedia:Lactation|breast milk]]''' on at least one occasion; He says it is delicious and helped him not feel sore after a workout thus sparking the debate in mod chat over whether or not each of them would try it.<br /> <br /> He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.<br /> <br /> His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere|borkdere]]'''. His personality also had a very similar effect on [[Zlína]], who reportedly still cannot remain in chat at the same time as him for too long lest her motor functions shut down entirely. <br /> <br /> He ate an entire lion once.<br /> <br /> '''Lord Dank''' is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox. Canonically, he is a yandere as well, it is a shame he wasn't able to make things work with '''Luna'''.<br /> <br /> In the critically acclaimed, award-winning MMORPG '''[https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/ Final Fantasty XIV]''' that '''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]''' forced '''Dank''' and '''[[Bananders]]''' to play at gunpoint, he enjoys thrusting as a goon class.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Weeb%27s_Cafe_Wiki&diff=655 Weeb's Cafe Wiki 2026-09-14T07:00:31Z

<p>Relizon: /* Subhuman Otakus */</p> <hr /> <div>'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.<br /> <br /> ==Prominent Members==<br /> <br /> ==== Moderators ====<br /> * [[0-Z3U5]]<br /> * [[Bananders]]<br /> * [[Eyeflame]]<br /> * [[Fretro]]<br /> * [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)<br /> * [[Iris-Chan]]<br /> * [[Kirin]]<br /> * [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin (Real)]]<br /> * [[LeafsMatrix]]<br /> * [[Lord Dank]]<br /> <br /> ==== Subhuman Otakus ====<br /> <br /> * [[KonekoCloak]]<br /> * [[MintOmelet]]<br /> * [[Che3xy]]<br /> * [[Solnyshko]]<br /> * [[Sora gooner]]<br /> * [[Chemkii]]<br /> * [[Zlína]]<br /> * [[TNTBG]]<br /> <br /> ==== Characters ====<br /> <br /> * [[GachaDad]]<br /> * [[The Peggler]]<br /> <br /> ==== Infamous Enemies of the Realm ====<br /> <br /> * [[Vinci|Vinci, The Scourge]]<br /> * Morii, The Depraved<br /> * Cube, The Clueless<br /> <br /> ==Lore & Events==<br /> * [[The Great Car War]]<br /> * [[The Files]]<br /> * [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]<br /> * [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]<br /> * [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]<br /> <br /> == Miscellaneous ==<br /> <br /> * [[Cool websites to browse]]<br /> * [[Zeus' Copypasta corner]]<br /> <br /> ==Browse==<br /> * [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=653 TNTDG 2026-09-14T06:59:33Z

<p>Relizon: Blanked the page</p> <hr /> <div></div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=652 TNTDG 2026-09-14T06:58:24Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTBG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> {{StructuredQuote2<br /> |text=$w<br /> |speaker=[[TNTBG]]<br /> |image=Hb47n5uG.gif<br /> |width=170px<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=651 TNTDG 2026-09-14T06:56:45Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTBG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> <br /> <div style="background-color: #ddf5eb; border-style: dotted;"><br /> [[File:Hb47n5uG.gif|- TNTBG|frame|none]]<br /> </div>{{StructuredQuote2<br /> |text=$w<br /> |speaker=[[TNTBG]]<br /> |image=Hb47n5uG.gif<br /> |width=170px<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> https://fluxerusercontent.com/attachments/1505043527897494600/1548205169869590528/indeed-gandalf.mp4<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/border-collie-danny<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-my-honest-reaction<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/captain-jack-sparrow-7</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=650 TNTDG 2026-09-14T06:56:16Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTBG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> <br /> <div style="background-color: #ddf5eb; border-style: dotted;"><br /> [[File:Hb47n5uG.gif|- TNTBG|frame|none]]<br /> </div>{{StructuredQuote2<br /> |speaker=[[TNTBG]]<br /> |image=Hb47n5uG.gif<br /> |width=70px<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> https://fluxerusercontent.com/attachments/1505043527897494600/1548205169869590528/indeed-gandalf.mp4<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/border-collie-danny<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-my-honest-reaction<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/captain-jack-sparrow-7</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=649 TNTDG 2026-09-14T06:54:17Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTBG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> <br /> <div style="background-color: #ddf5eb; border-style: dotted;"><br /> [[File:Hb47n5uG.gif|- TNTBG|frame|none]]<br /> </div>{{StructuredQuote2<br /> |text=Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not.<br /> |speaker=[[w:c:starwars:Yoda|Yoda]]<br /> |image=Hb47n5uG.gif<br /> |width=70px<br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> https://fluxerusercontent.com/attachments/1505043527897494600/1548205169869590528/indeed-gandalf.mp4<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/border-collie-danny<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-my-honest-reaction<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/captain-jack-sparrow-7</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Template:StructuredQuote2&diff=648 Template:StructuredQuote2 2026-09-14T06:51:43Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div><div class="structuredquote2" style="{{#if: {{{clear|}}}|clear: {{{clear}}};}} border-radius: 10px; background: var(--theme-body-background-color); display: flex; vertical-align:middle; flex-direction:row; justify-content: left; padding: 20px; margin: auto; max-width:75%; line-height: 1.25">{{#if: {{{image|}}}|<div class="structuredquote2-image" style="width:{{{width|50px}}}; align-content:center; margin-right:20px;">[[File:{{{image}}}|{{{width|50px}}}]]</div>}}<div class="structuredquote2-content"><div><span style="text-align: left;"> “ </span><span style="font-size: 12pt"> {{{text|Text...}}} </span><span style="text-align: right;"> ” </span></div>{{#if: {{{speaker|}}}{{{receiver|}}}{{{attribution|}}}{{{source|}}}|<div style="padding-top: 10px"> {{#if:{{{speaker|}}}|<p style="font-size: 11px; text-align: left;padding-left:25px;margin-bottom:0"><cite style="font-style: normal;">—{{{speaker}}}{{#if:{{{receiver|}}}|, to {{{receiver|}}}}}{{#if:{{{attribution|}}}|, {{{attribution|}}}}}{{#if:{{{source|}}}|, {{{source|}}}}}</cite></p>}}</div>}}<br /> </div></div><br /> <noinclude><br /> ==About==<br /> Here's a structured quote template.<br /> <br /> Example:<br /> {{StructuredQuote2<br /> |text=Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not.<br /> |speaker=[[w:c:starwars:Yoda|Yoda]]<br /> |receiver=[[w:c:starwars:Luke Skywalker|Luke Skywalker]]<br /> |source=[[w:c:starwars:Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back|Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back]]<br /> |image=Yoda SWSB.png<br /> |width=70px<br /> }}<br /> [[Category:Templates]]<templatedata><br /> {<br /> "params": {<br /> "clear": {<br /> "label": "Clear?",<br /> "description": "Put anything here to clear all content. Leave blank if not",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> },<br /> "image": {<br /> "label": "Image name with file extension",<br /> "example": "Yoda SWSB.png",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> },<br /> "text": {<br /> "label": "Text",<br /> "description": "What the person said",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> },<br /> "speaker": {<br /> "label": "Speaker",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> },<br /> "receiver": {<br /> "label": "Receiver (if applicable)",<br /> "description": "Who the speaker was speaking to",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> },<br /> "attribution": {<br /> "label": "Attribution",<br /> "description": "Name of the book, episode, article, etc.",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> },<br /> "source": {<br /> "label": "Source",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> },<br /> "width": {<br /> "label": "Image width",<br /> "description": "How wide the image should be (default: 50px)",<br /> "example": "60px",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> }<br /> }<br /> }<br /> </templatedata></noinclude></div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Template:StructuredQuote2&diff=647 Template:StructuredQuote2 2026-09-14T06:48:42Z

<p>Relizon: Created page with "<div class="structuredquote2" style="{{#if: {{{clear|}}}|clear: {{{clear}}};}} border-radius: 10px; background: var(--theme-body-background-color); display: flex; vertical-align:middle; flex-direction:row; justify-content: left; padding: 20px; margin: auto; max-width:75%; line-height: 1.25">{{#if: {{{image|}}}|<div class="structuredquote2-image" style="width:{{{width|50px}}}; align-content:center; margin-right:20px;">50px}}}</d..."</p> <hr /> <div><div class="structuredquote2" style="{{#if: {{{clear|}}}|clear: {{{clear}}};}} border-radius: 10px; background: var(--theme-body-background-color); display: flex; vertical-align:middle; flex-direction:row; justify-content: left; padding: 20px; margin: auto; max-width:75%; line-height: 1.25">{{#if: {{{image|}}}|<div class="structuredquote2-image" style="width:{{{width|50px}}}; align-content:center; margin-right:20px;">[[File:{{{image}}}|{{{width|50px}}}]]</div>}}<div class="structuredquote2-content"><div><span style="color: var(--theme-accent-color); font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; text-align: left;"> “ </span><span style="font-size: 12pt"> {{{text|Text...}}} </span><span style="color: var(--theme-accent-color); font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; text-align: right;"> ” </span></div>{{#if: {{{speaker|}}}{{{receiver|}}}{{{attribution|}}}{{{source|}}}|<div style="padding-top: 10px"> {{#if:{{{speaker|}}}|<p style="font-size: 11px; text-align: left;padding-left:25px;margin-bottom:0"><cite style="font-style: normal;">—{{{speaker}}}{{#if:{{{receiver|}}}|, to {{{receiver|}}}}}{{#if:{{{attribution|}}}|, {{{attribution|}}}}}{{#if:{{{source|}}}|, {{{source|}}}}}</cite></p>}}</div>}}<br /> </div></div><br /> <noinclude><br /> ==About==<br /> Here's a structured quote template.<br /> <br /> Example:<br /> {{StructuredQuote2<br /> |text=Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not.<br /> |speaker=[[w:c:starwars:Yoda|Yoda]]<br /> |receiver=[[w:c:starwars:Luke Skywalker|Luke Skywalker]]<br /> |source=[[w:c:starwars:Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back|Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back]]<br /> |image=Yoda SWSB.png<br /> |width=70px<br /> }}<br /> [[Category:Templates]]<templatedata><br /> {<br /> "params": {<br /> "clear": {<br /> "label": "Clear?",<br /> "description": "Put anything here to clear all content. Leave blank if not",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> },<br /> "image": {<br /> "label": "Image name with file extension",<br /> "example": "Yoda SWSB.png",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> },<br /> "text": {<br /> "label": "Text",<br /> "description": "What the person said",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> },<br /> "speaker": {<br /> "label": "Speaker",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> },<br /> "receiver": {<br /> "label": "Receiver (if applicable)",<br /> "description": "Who the speaker was speaking to",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> },<br /> "attribution": {<br /> "label": "Attribution",<br /> "description": "Name of the book, episode, article, etc.",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> },<br /> "source": {<br /> "label": "Source",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> },<br /> "width": {<br /> "label": "Image width",<br /> "description": "How wide the image should be (default: 50px)",<br /> "example": "60px",<br /> "suggested": true<br /> }<br /> }<br /> }<br /> </templatedata></noinclude></div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=645 TNTDG 2026-09-14T06:41:25Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTBG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> <br /> <div style="background-color: #ddf5eb; border-style: dotted;"><br /> [[File:Hb47n5uG.gif|- TNTBG|frame|none]]<br /> </div><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> https://fluxerusercontent.com/attachments/1505043527897494600/1548205169869590528/indeed-gandalf.mp4<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/border-collie-danny<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-my-honest-reaction<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/captain-jack-sparrow-7</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=644 TNTDG 2026-09-14T06:37:44Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTBG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}[[File:Hb47n5uG.gif|" - TNTBG"|frame|none]]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> https://fluxerusercontent.com/attachments/1505043527897494600/1548205169869590528/indeed-gandalf.mp4<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/border-collie-danny<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-my-honest-reaction<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/captain-jack-sparrow-7</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=643 TNTDG 2026-09-14T06:37:27Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTBG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}[[File:Hb47n5uG.gif| - TNTBG|frame|none]]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> https://fluxerusercontent.com/attachments/1505043527897494600/1548205169869590528/indeed-gandalf.mp4<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/border-collie-danny<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-my-honest-reaction<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/captain-jack-sparrow-7</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=642 TNTDG 2026-09-14T06:37:10Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTBG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}[[File:Hb47n5uG.gif|- TNTBG|frame|none]]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> https://fluxerusercontent.com/attachments/1505043527897494600/1548205169869590528/indeed-gandalf.mp4<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/border-collie-danny<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-my-honest-reaction<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/captain-jack-sparrow-7</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=641 TNTDG 2026-09-14T06:35:21Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Hb47n5uG.gif|- TNTBG|left|frame]]<br /> <br /> {{Character|name=TNTBG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> <br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> https://fluxerusercontent.com/attachments/1505043527897494600/1548205169869590528/indeed-gandalf.mp4<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/border-collie-danny<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-my-honest-reaction<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/captain-jack-sparrow-7</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=640 TNTDG 2026-09-14T06:34:15Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTBG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> [[File:Hb47n5uG.gif|thumb|- TNTBG]]<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> https://fluxerusercontent.com/attachments/1505043527897494600/1548205169869590528/indeed-gandalf.mp4<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/border-collie-danny<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-my-honest-reaction<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/captain-jack-sparrow-7</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=639 TNTDG 2026-09-14T06:32:30Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTBG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> https://fluxerusercontent.com/attachments/1505043527897494600/1548205169869590528/indeed-gandalf.mp4<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/border-collie-danny<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-my-honest-reaction<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/captain-jack-sparrow-7</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=638 TNTDG 2026-09-14T06:31:11Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=TNTBG|aliases=TNT|relatives=|occupation=GIF Giver|gender=klipy}}{{Quote<br /> | text = [[File:Hb47n5uG.gif|thumb]]<br /> | speaker = TNTBG<br /> | source = General chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> If a picture is worth a thousand words, TNT is someone that can say millions of words without a single typed one. A master of the art of GIF spam, a true savant of image-based conversation: TNT has said almost nothing on the server except bot commands and GIF links, yet still is as active and contributing as any other member.<br /> <br /> https://fluxerusercontent.com/attachments/1505043527897494600/1548205169869590528/indeed-gandalf.mp4<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/border-collie-danny<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-my-honest-reaction<br /> <br /> https://klipy.com/gifs/captain-jack-sparrow-7</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=File:Hb47n5uG.gif&diff=637 File:Hb47n5uG.gif 2026-09-14T06:30:44Z

<p>Relizon: </p> <hr /> <div>skeleton meme</div>

Relizon https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=TNTDG&diff=635 TNTDG 2026-09-14T06:12:44Z

<p>Relizon: Created page with "{{StructuredQuote | text = https://klipy.com/gifs/greetings-PSr | speaker = TNTBG | receiver = | attribution = | source = }}"</p> <hr /> <div>{{StructuredQuote<br /> | text = https://klipy.com/gifs/greetings-PSr<br /> | speaker = TNTBG<br /> | receiver =<br /> | attribution =<br /> | source =<br /> }}</div>

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