Weeb's Cafe - User contributions [en]

Cool websites to browse

2026-09-19T12:42:23Z

Kirin:

A list of websites curated by [[0-Z3U5]]

== Aesthetic Archiving & Internet Culture ==

=== CARI Institute ===
* URL: https://cari.institute/aesthetics
The Consumer Aesthetics Research Institute maps out visual design eras from the 70s to the 2000s, cataloging movements like Vaporwave, Y2K, Frutiger Aero, and Mall Gothic. It holds galleries of retro tech, architecture, and vintage packaging design.

=== CARI Institute Arena ===
* URL: https://www.are.na/consumer-aesthetic-research-institute
An open-source extension of CARI hosted on Are.na where a community of users drop specific design artifacts, obscure ephemera, and visual inspirations from past decades.

=== Webdex Y2K20 ===
* URL: https://webdex-y2k20.newmodels.io/
A visual directory tracking modern cyber-aesthetics, theoretical web layouts, and new media subcultures.

=== TV Tropes ===
* URL: https://tvtropes.org
A massive crowd-sourced catalog detailing storytelling devices, pop-culture cliches, and narrative frameworks across anime, manga, games, and films.

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== Music Deep Dives & Sonic Explanations ==

=== Rate Your Music ===
* URL: https://rateyourmusic.com/
A community-driven database where users rate, review, and catalog albums, singles, and bootlegs across every genre imaginable. It is built for finding underground discographies and user-curated charts.

=== Album of the Year ===
* URL: https://www.albumoftheyear.org/
A clean review aggregator that compiles critic reviews and user scores for current and historical music releases.

=== Every Noise at Once ===
* URL: https://everynoise.com/engenremap.html
An interactive scatter plot tracking thousands of hyper-specific music genres. Clicking a genre plays an audio snippet, mapping out how different musical styles branch off from one another.

=== Radio Garden ===
* URL: https://radio.garden/
A 3D interactive globe that allows you to rotate the earth and tune into live, local radio stations broadcasting anywhere on the planet in real-time.

=== 1001 Albums Generator ===
* URL: https://1001albumsgenerator.com/
An automated system that gives you exactly one album to listen to each day from the book ''1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die'', alongside a personal log to save your reviews.

=== NTS Live ===
* URL: https://www.nts.live/
An independent global online radio station broadcasting underground, diverse music sets live from studios in London, Los Angeles, Shanghai, and other cities.

=== Ishkur’s Guide to Electronic Music ===
* URL: https://music.ishkur.com/
A detailed interactive map charting the entire chronology and family tree of electronic music subgenres, complete with audio samples and historical commentary.

=== Lazy Records ===
* URL: https://lazyrecords.app/global-feed
A global feed tracking what music people are listening to and cataloging in real-time without algorithmic interference.

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== Web Toys, Sandboxes & Interactive Spaces ==

=== Neal Fun ===
* URL: https://neal.fun/
A collection of interactive web games, creative sandboxes, and data visualizations, ranging from combining elements in ''Infinite Craft'' to spending fictional fortunes.

=== Sand Spiel ===
* URL: https://sandspiel.club/#
A falling-sand game based on cellular automata where elements like water, fire, sand, acid, and oil interact, react, and destroy each other in a pixel environment.

=== Pointer Pointer ===
* URL: https://pointerpointer.com/
A simple utility where you hold your cursor still on the screen, and the page loads a photograph of a person pointing directly at your exact cursor location.

=== Gam.Onl ===
* URL: https://gam.onl/
A minimal independent hub featuring short, artistic, and experimental web games made by independent developers.

=== Bored ===
* URL: https://bored.com/
A classic portal hosting quick browser games, odd internet utilities, and point-and-click time-wasters.

=== Disney Games Archive ===
* URL: https://www.disney--games.com/
A historical vault hosting old-school Flash and web browser games from the early 2000s era of Disney Channel and Toon Disney platforms.

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== Neo-Cities, Indie Web & Digital Gardens ==

=== Windows 93 ===
* URL: https://www.windows93.net/
A parody operating system running directly inside your browser, filled with playable internal games, retro pixel art tools, glitch art programs, and old internet memes.

=== Itatoys & Alsopato ===
* URLs: https://ita.toys/ and https://alsopato.neocities.org/
Handcrafted personal directories built on Neocities, serving as digital shrines filled with blogs, personal pixel art collections, and quirky web artifacts.

=== Ribozone ===
* URL: https://ribo.zone/
An experimental hypermedia canvas and art project that challenges traditional ways of navigating web spaces.

=== Simplifier ===
* URL: https://simplifier.neocities.org/
A minimalist, text-focused digital garden that showcases personal blog logs and web design experiments.

=== C. Simone’s Lists ===
* URL: https://csimone.me/list-view
A curated personal directory of books, media, software tools, and bookmarks organized manually by an independent creator.

=== PagePact Feed ===
* URL: https://www.pagepact.app/feed
A community feed gathering regular updates, logs, and site changes from independent web builders and indie-web creators.

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== Cinema, Art & Creative Resources ==

=== Film Grab ===
* URL: https://film-grab.com/
An archive of high-quality, perfectly framed film stills from thousands of movies, searchable by director, country, color palette, or aspect ratio.

=== MS Paint Humanhead ===
* URL: https://mspaint.humanhead.com
A multi-user web canvas where visitors can jump in and draw together simultaneously using retro MS Paint tools.

=== Black Artist Database ===
* URL: https://blackartistdatabase.co/#/
A peer-led platform indexing, tracking, and celebrating Black creative talent across the global electronic music and art communities.

=== Muted.io ===
* URL: https://muted.io/
A collection of interactive visual tools designed to teach music theory, chords, scales, and frequencies directly in the browser.

=== FreeSources & FreeSound ===
* URLs: https://freesourc.es/ and https://freesound.org/
Resource directories providing open access to design assets, code libraries, and thousands of field-recorded, user-submitted sound effects.

=== BitFontMaker2 ===
* URL: https://www.pentacom.jp/pentacom/bitfontmaker2/
A browser-based pixel font editor that allows you to draw, edit, and download your own custom 8-bit TTF typography files.

=== Template Maker ===
* URL: https://www.templatemaker.nl/en/
A utility that generates custom, infinitely scalable paper box templates and 3D papercraft layouts for packaging and DIY crafts based on custom measurements.

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== Exploration, Observation & Deep Reading ==

=== Type Lit & TypeRacer ===
* URLs: https://www.typelit.io/ and https://play.typeracer.com/
Type Lit lets you practice typing speed by typing out entire classic novels word-for-word in your browser. TypeRacer matches you against online players in real-time paragraph typing sprints.

=== Library of Short Stories ===
* URL: https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/
A text-only archive housing classic short stories across literary history.

=== Ellipsus ===
* URL: https://ellipsus.com/
A text-first workspace designed for writers to collaborate on text, track detailed revision histories, and build narratives together.

=== Paint Where You Live ===
* URL: https://wplace.live/
A massive canvas tracking where users paint together based on their real-world geographic regions.

=== Retro TV ===
* URL: https://70s.myretrotvs.com/
A simulator of a vintage television set that tracks real television broadcasts, commercials, music videos, and news programs from the 70s, 80s, and 90s based on the chosen year.

=== Flight Radar 24 ===
* URL: https://www.flightradar24.com/
A real-time global flight tracking map showing exact paths, origins, and destinations for commercial and private aircraft currently airborne.

=== Explore.org Live Cams ===
* URL: https://explore.org/livecams
High-definition live streams showing natural habitats and animals around the world, from underwater reefs to wildlife sanctuaries.

=== Wayne’s Word ===
* URL: https://www.waynesword.net/
An older web textbook tracking botany, natural history trivia, and strange plant facts with raw field photography.

=== Falling Fruit ===
* URL: https://fallingfruit.org/
A crowdsourced global map marking the locations of public urban fruit trees, edible plants, and urban foraging spots.

=== Search Whole Earth ===
* URL: https://searchwhole.earth/
A fully digitized, searchable archive of the historical The Whole Earth Catalog, tracing early tools for self-reliance and holistic systems.

=== Switching Software ===
* URL: https://switching.software/
A directory listing ethical, privacy-respecting, and open-source alternatives to major corporate software and applications.

Che3xy

2026-09-13T18:34:50Z

Kirin: /* What people have to say about Che3xy */

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (nicknamed Cheexy) joined Weeb's Cafe in May 2026. He is one of the gems of the Cafe.

==Biography==

'''Cheexy''' is a wonderful lad, and an upstanding member of the Weeb's Cafe community. He frequently fights with '''Sora''' though they are both saying the same thing but in different ways.

He is a furry '''[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/protogen protogen]''' and sparked the creation of '''[[Lord Dank|Lord Dank's]]''' fursona. His hair looks very soft in photos, and he recommended a very nice shampoo to '''[[Bananders]]'''.

== What people have to say about Che3xy ==
"Cheexy is normally super friendly." -'''Kasane Teto'''

"Cheexy would be wimpod or spoink." -'''Sora''', when asked which pokemon Cheexy would be

"Cheexy down bad for slender werewolves." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''

"I think cheexy is more rizz and darkskull is a bit more innocent." -'''Morii, the Hedonist'''

==Trivia==
'''Cheexy''' loves monster. Especially white monster.

'''Che3xy''' also loves ''monsters''. Werewolves, Slenderman, Wendigo, etc.

His perfect pizza is bacon, salami, and pepperoni with ranch dipping sauce.

He agrees with the truth that Ohio is boring and terrible.


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Che3xy

2026-09-13T18:31:33Z

Kirin: /* What people have to say about Che3xy*/

[[File:Che3xy pfp.png|thumb|292x292px|Che3xy PFP]]
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (nicknamed Cheexy) joined Weeb's Cafe in May 2026. He is one of the gems of the Cafe.

==Biography==

'''Cheexy''' is a wonderful lad, and an upstanding member of the Weeb's Cafe community. He frequently fights with '''Sora''' though they are both saying the same thing but in different ways.

He is a furry '''[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/protogen protogen]''' and sparked the creation of '''[[Lord Dank|Lord Dank's]]''' fursona. His hair looks very soft in photos, and he recommended a very nice shampoo to '''[[Bananders]]'''.

== What people have to say about Che3xy ==
"Cheexy is normally super friendly." -'''Kasane Teto'''

"Cheexy would be wimpod or spoink." -'''Sora''', when asked which pokemon Cheexy would be

"Cheexy down bad for slender werewolves." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''

"I think cheexy is more rizz and darkskull is a bit more innocent." -'''Morii, the Hedonist'''

==Trivia==
'''Cheexy''' loves monster. Especially white monster.

'''Che3xy''' also loves ''monsters''. Werewolves, Slenderman, etc.

His perfect pizza is bacon, salami, and pepperoni with ranch dipping sauce.

He agrees with the truth that Ohio is boring and terrible.


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Eyeflame

2026-08-27T16:33:17Z

Kirin:

[[File:Eyeflame(Real).png|thumb|255x255px|Eyeflame's PFP]]
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' joined Weeb's Cafe in April 2026.

==Biography==

'''Eyeflame''' is a moderator for both The Cafe, and the entire '''[https://stoat.chat/ Stoat]''' platform. He likes '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]'''... '''A Lot'''. Maybe even an unhealthy amount. He promotes it like it's his job. He is also close personal friends with '''Fluxer's''' founder, '''Hampus'''. He sometimes calls himself daddy.

== What people have to say about Eyeflame ==
"We love daddy Eyeflame here." -'''[[Bananders]]'''

"Eyeflame's chill." -'''[[Che3xy|Cheexy]]'''

"Eyeflame is daddy." -'''Cube'''

"I like Eyeflame." -'''Eyeflame'''

==Trivia==
He is best friends with '''Fluxer CEO''' '''Hampus'''.

Rumor has it he moonlights as the secretary of '''Fluxer CEO Hampus'''

'''Eyeflame''' intends to move in with '''[[Bananders]]''' and '''[[0-Z3U5|Zeus]]''' after they get married. He has not asked Zeus yet.

He admitted his deep and abiding love for '''Bananders''' multiple times, though he swears it isn't romantic.

The answer to the most important question was in line with the rest of the mods. Make of that what you will.
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Weeb's Cafe Wiki

2026-08-26T22:55:43Z

Kirin: /* Moderators */

'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.

==Prominent Members==

==== Moderators ====
* [[0-Z3U5]]
* [[Bananders]]
* [[Eyeflame]]
* [[Fretro]]
* [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)
* [[Iris-Chan]]
* [[Kirin]]
* [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin (Real)]]
* [[LeafsMatrix]]
* [[Lord Dank]]

==== Subhuman Otakus ====

* [[KonekoCloak]]
* [[MintOmelet]]
* [[Che3xy]]
* [[Solnyshko]]
* [[Sora gooner]]
* [[Chemkii]]

==== Characters ====

* [[GachaDad]]
* [[The Peggler]]

==== Infamous Enemies of the Realm ====

* [[Vinci]]

==Lore & Events==
* [[The Great Car War]]
* [[The Files]]
* [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]
* [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]
* [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]

== Miscellaneous ==

* [[Cool websites to browse]]
* [[Zeus' Copypasta corner]]

==Browse==
* [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]

Chemkii

2026-08-26T22:54:41Z

Kirin:

[[File:Chemkii's PFP1.png|thumb|Chemkii's PFP]]{{Quote|text="Dead chat"|speaker=Chemkii|receiver=|attribution=|source=general chat}}

Chemkii joined the '''Weeb's Cafe''' on '''April 26th, 2026''', originally on Stoat. She is a proud holder of the esteemed '''Cafe Gems''' role, due to being a long time active and liked member.
== Biography ==
Upon being informed of her Wiki page creation, Chemkii demanded she be described as "Based, cultured, and swag."

Despite her tendency to shit talk and pick fights with other members, it's always in jest (although she would never admit this) and she's very well liked by the server's members.

She enjoys lurking in general chat until the microsecond the chat goes quiet, where she would swoop in and proudly proclaim "Dead chat".

== Secret Power ==
Some members of '''Weeb's Cafe''' have theorized that Chemkii acquires some kind of power every time she points out a spelling error in a message sent by another chatter. Nobody knows for sure how powerful she's become by doing this, but the prevailing theory is she will eventually gain control over several continents and declare a soverign empire where correct spelling would become illegal, thus becoming an infinite source of power for her sick, twisted magics.

== Trivia ==
For some unknown reason, Chemkii's profile picture has gone beyond the control of the Fluxer platform and has resulted in a permanent glitch where it switches back and forth from an old profile picture.

She was, temporarily, a GUMI Vocaloid larper during '''The Great Vocaloid Larp'''

== What people have to say about Chemkii ==
"Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" - '''Sora''', as a casual greeting to Chemkii

"Chem, chimi Chem Chem changa chemechang chem." - '''Lord Dank'''

"Your lore is so deep" - '''Kirin'''

== Notable Quotes ==

* "Dead chat"
* "Glaze me to the max" (in relation to her Wiki page)
* "Can you project yourself some bitches"
* "Sybau"
* "Bark bark woof woof"

Chemkii

2026-08-26T22:54:08Z

Kirin:

[[File:Chemkii's PFP1.png|thumb|Chemkii's PFP]]{{Quote|text="Dead chat"|speaker=Chemkii|receiver=|attribution=|source=general chat}}

Chemkii joined the '''Weeb's Cafe''' on '''April 26th, 2026''', originally on Stoat. She is a proud holder of the esteemed '''Cafe Gems''' role, due to being a long time active and liked member.
== Biography ==
Upon being informed of her Wiki page creation, Chemkii demanded she be described as "Based, cultured, and swag."

Despite her tendency to shit talk and pick fights with other members, it's always in jest (although she would never admit this) and she's very well liked by the server's members.

She enjoys lurking in general chat until the microsecond the chat goes quiet, where she would swoop in and proudly proclaim "Dead chat".

== Secret Power ==
Some members of '''Weeb's Cafe''' have theorized that Chemkii acquires some kind of power every time she points out a spelling error in a message sent by another chatter. Nobody knows for sure how powerful she's become by doing this, but the prevailing theory is she will eventually gain control over several continents and declare a soverign empire where correct spelling would become illegal, thus becoming an infinite source of power for her sick, twisted magics.

== What people have to say about Chemkii ==
"Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" - '''Sora''', as a casual greeting to Chemkii

"Chem, chimi Chem Chem changa chemechang chem." - '''Lord Dank'''

"Your lore is so deep" - '''Kirin'''

== Trivia ==
For some unknown reason, Chemkii's profile picture has gone beyond the control of the Fluxer platform and has resulted in a permanent glitch where it switches back and forth from an old profile picture.

She was, temporarily, a GUMI Vocaloid larper during '''The Great Vocaloid Larp'''

== Notable Quotes ==

* "Dead chat"
* "Glaze me to the max" (in relation to her Wiki page)
* "Can you project yourself some bitches"
* "Sybau"
* "Bark bark woof woof"

Chemkii

2026-08-26T22:51:29Z

Kirin:

[[File:Chemkii's PFP1.png|thumb|Chemkii's PFP]]{{Quote|text="Dead chat"|speaker=Chemkii|receiver=|attribution=|source=general chat}}

Chemkii joined the '''Weeb's Cafe''' on '''April 26th, 2026''', originally on Stoat. She is a proud holder of the esteemed '''Cafe Gems''' role, due to being a long time active and liked member.
== Biography ==
Upon being informed of her Wiki page creation, Chemkii demanded she be described as "Based, cultured, and swag." She enjoys lurking in general chat until the microsecond the chat goes quiet, where she would swoop in and proudly proclaim "Dead chat".

== Secret Power ==
Some members of '''Weeb's Cafe''' have theorized that Chemkii acquires some kind of power every time she points out a spelling error in a message sent by another chatter. Nobody knows for sure how powerful she's become by doing this, but the prevailing theory is she will eventually gain control over several continents and declare a soverign empire where correct spelling would become illegal, thus becoming an infinite source of power for her sick, twisted magics.

== What people have to say about Chemkii ==
"Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" - '''Sora''', as a casual greeting to Chemkii

"Chem, chimi Chem Chem changa chemechang chem." - '''Lord Dank'''

"Your lore is so deep" - '''Kirin'''

== Trivia ==
For some unknown reason, Chemkii's profile picture has gone beyond the control of the Fluxer platform and has resulted in a permanent glitch where it switches back and forth from an old profile picture.

She was, temporarily, a GUMI Vocaloid larper during '''The Great Vocaloid Larp'''

== Notable Quotes ==

* "Dead chat"
* "Glaze me to the max" (in relation to her Wiki page)
* "Can you project yourself some bitches"
* "Sybau"
* "Bark bark woof woof"

Chemkii

2026-08-26T22:50:46Z

Kirin:

[[File:Chemkii's PFP1.png|thumb|Chemkii's PFP]]{{Quote|text="Dead chat"|speaker=Chemkii|receiver=|attribution=|source=general chat}}

Chemkii joined the '''Weeb's Cafe''' on '''April 26th, 2026''', originally on Stoat. She is a proud holder of the esteemed '''Cafe Gems''' role, due to being a long time active member.
== Biography ==
Upon being informed of her Wiki page creation, Chemkii demanded she be described as "Based, cultured, and swag." She enjoys lurking in general chat until the microsecond the chat goes quiet, where she would swoop in and proudly proclaim "Dead chat".

== Secret Power ==
Some members of '''Weeb's Cafe''' have theorized that Chemkii acquires some kind of power every time she points out a spelling error in a message sent by another chatter. Nobody knows for sure how powerful she's become by doing this, but the prevailing theory is she will eventually gain control over several continents and declare a soverign empire where correct spelling would become illegal, thus becoming an infinite source of power for her sick, twisted magics.

== What people have to say about Chemkii ==
"Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" - '''Sora''', as a casual greeting to Chemkii

"Chem, chimi Chem Chem changa chemechang chem." - '''Lord Dank'''

"Your lore is so deep" - '''Kirin'''

== Trivia ==
For some unknown reason, Chemkii's profile picture has gone beyond the control of the Fluxer platform and has resulted in a permanent glitch where it switches back and forth from an old profile picture.

She was, temporarily, a GUMI Vocaloid larper during '''The Great Vocaloid Larp'''

== Notable Quotes ==

* "Dead chat"
* "Glaze me to the max" (in relation to her Wiki page)
* "Can you project yourself some bitches"
* "Sybau"
* "Bark bark woof woof"

Chemkii

2026-08-26T22:49:57Z

Kirin:

[[File:Chemkii's PFP1.png|thumb|Chemkii's PFP]]{{Quote|text="Dead chat"|speaker=Chemkii|receiver=|attribution=|source=general chat}}

Chemkii joined the '''Weeb's Cafe''' on '''April 26th, 2026''', originally on Stoat. She is a proud holder of the esteemed '''Cafe Gems''' role, due to being a long time active member.
== Biography ==
Upon being informed of her Wiki page creation, Chemkii demanded she be described as "Based, cultured, and swag." She enjoys lurking in general chat until the microsecond the chat goes quiet, where she would swoop in and proudly proclaim "Dead chat".

== Secret Power ==
Some members of '''Weeb's Cafe''' have theorized that Chemkii acquires some kind of power every time she points out a spelling error in a message sent by another chatter. Nobody knows for sure how powerful she's become by doing this, but the prevailing theory is she will eventually gain control over several continents and declare a soverign empire where correct spelling would become illegal, thus becoming an infinite source of power for her sick, twisted magics.

== What people have to say about Chemkii ==
"Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" - '''Sora''', as a casual greeting to Chemkii

"Chem, chimi Chem Chem changa chemechang chem." - '''Lord Dank'''

"Your lore is so deep" - '''Kirin'''

== Trivia ==
For some unknown reason, Chemkii's profile picture has gone beyond the control of the Fluxer platform and has resulted in a permanent glitch where it switches back and forth from an old profile picture.

She was, temporarily, a GUMI Vocaloid larper during '''The Great Vocaloid Larp'''

== Notable Quotes ==

* "Dead chat"
* "Glaze me to the max" (in relation to her Wiki page)
* "Can you project yourself some bitches"
* "Sybau"
* "Bark bark woof woof"

Chemkii

2026-08-26T22:49:34Z

Kirin:

{{Quote|text="Dead chat"|speaker=Chemkii|receiver=|attribution=|source=general chat}}

Chemkii joined the '''Weeb's Cafe''' on '''April 26th, 2026''', originally on Stoat. She is a proud holder of the esteemed '''Cafe Gems''' role, due to being a long time active member.
[[File:Chemkii's PFP1.png|thumb|Chemkii's PFP]]

== Biography ==
Upon being informed of her Wiki page creation, Chemkii demanded she be described as "Based, cultured, and swag." She enjoys lurking in general chat until the microsecond the chat goes quiet, where she would swoop in and proudly proclaim "Dead chat".

== Secret Power ==
Some members of '''Weeb's Cafe''' have theorized that Chemkii acquires some kind of power every time she points out a spelling error in a message sent by another chatter. Nobody knows for sure how powerful she's become by doing this, but the prevailing theory is she will eventually gain control over several continents and declare a soverign empire where correct spelling would become illegal, thus becoming an infinite source of power for her sick, twisted magics.

== What people have to say about Chemkii ==
"Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" - '''Sora''', as a casual greeting to Chemkii

"Chem, chimi Chem Chem changa chemechang chem." - '''Lord Dank'''

"Your lore is so deep" - '''Kirin'''

== Trivia ==
For some unknown reason, Chemkii's profile picture has gone beyond the control of the Fluxer platform and has resulted in a permanent glitch where it switches back and forth from an old profile picture.

She was, temporarily, a GUMI Vocaloid larper during '''The Great Vocaloid Larp'''

== Notable Quotes ==

* "Dead chat"
* "Glaze me to the max" (in relation to her Wiki page)
* "Can you project yourself some bitches"
* "Sybau"
* "Bark bark woof woof"

File:Chemkii's PFP1.png

2026-08-26T22:14:22Z

Kirin:

one of chemkii's profile pics

Eyeflame

2026-08-26T22:04:48Z

Kirin: higher quality pfp

[[File:Eyeflame(Real).png|thumb|255x255px|Eyeflame's PFP]]
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' joined Weeb's Cafe in April 2026.

==Biography==

'''Eyeflame''' is a moderator for both The Cafe, and the entire '''[https://stoat.chat/ Stoat]''' platform. He likes '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]'''... '''A Lot'''. Maybe even an unhealthy amount. He promotes it like it's his job. He is also close personal friends with '''Fluxer's''' founder, '''Hampus'''. He sometimes calls himself daddy.

== What people have to say about Eyeflame ==
"We love daddy Eyeflame here." -'''[[Bananders]]'''

"Eyeflame's chill." -'''[[Che3xy|Cheexy]]'''

"Eyeflame is daddy." -'''Cube'''

"I like Eyeflame." -'''Eyeflame'''

==Trivia==
He is best friends with '''Hampus'''.

'''Eyeflame''' intends to move in with '''[[Bananders]]''' and '''[[0-Z3U5|Zeus]]''' after they get married. He has not asked Zeus yet.

The answer to the most important question was in line with the rest of the mods. Make of that what you will.
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File:Eyeflame(Real).png

2026-08-26T22:03:05Z

Kirin:

High Res PFP of Eyeflame

File:Eyeflame's PFP.png

2026-08-26T22:01:38Z

Kirin:

A real photograph of Eyeflame

MediaWiki:Skin-theme-night-label

2026-08-19T12:28:28Z

Kirin: Protected "MediaWiki:Skin-theme-night-label" ([Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite))

I have very weak eyes please have mercy

MediaWiki:Skin-theme-night-label

2026-08-19T12:25:15Z

Kirin: Created page with "I have very weak eyes please have mercy"

I have very weak eyes please have mercy

Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays

2026-06-20T03:43:06Z

Kirin:

== Intro ==
This page contains a list of official holidays acknowledged by members of the '''Weeb's Cafe.'''

== Mikush Memorial Day ==
Despite his official last message being sent on '''March 21st,''' the official day of mourning the sudden unexpected disappearance of '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]''' happens on 4/20 due to it being the international blazing day, and tragically, the day he lost his mod perms.

== Glaze Fretro Day ==
On '''April 23rd 2026,''' user "vinci77" continued sending repeated requests to become a moderator of '''Weeb's Cafe''' despite being a new member literally nobody knows, in addition to sending constant friend requests to the server's owner, '''[[Fretro]]''', in an attempt to achieve that goal. '''[[LeafsMatrix]]''', a moderator, decided it's time for the spam to end and put "vinci77" '''in the reflection corner''' by timing him out for 5 hours, slowly moving his fingers to prepare for a '''Domain Expansion''' (A permanent ban).

Eventually, this caught the attention of '''[[0-Z3U5]]''', who found the constant barrage of requests amusing, unmuting "vinci77" and allowing him to continue mass-ragebaiting the entire staff and members of '''Weeb's Cafe,''' and after much back and forth between the frustrated mods, members, and "vinci77", '''[[Fretro]]''' himself decided the circus show was over and '''permanantly banned''' "vinci77". He is hailed as a hero on this day for this gigachad move.<gallery>
File:Mikush pfp.png
File:Fretro pfp.png
File:Cat.jpg
File:Leaf pfp.png
</gallery>

Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays

2026-06-20T03:42:43Z

Kirin:

== Intro ==
This page contains a list of official holidays acknowledged by members of the '''Weeb's Cafe.'''

== Mikush Memorial Day ==
Despite his official last message being sent on '''March 21st,''' the official day of mourning the sudden unexpected disappearance of '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]''' happens on 4/20 due to it being the international blazing day, and tragically, the day he lost his mod perms.

== Glaze Fretro Day ==
On '''April 23rd 2026,''' user "vinci77" continued sending repeated requests to become a moderator of '''Weeb's Cafe''' despite being a new member literally nobody knows, in addition to sending constant friend requests to the server's owner, '''[[Fretro]]''', in an attempt to achieve that goal. '''[[LeafsMatrix]]''', a moderator, decided it's time for the spam to end and put "vinci77" '''in the reflection corner''' by timing him out for 5 hours, slowly moving his fingers to prepare for a '''Domain Expansion''' (A permanent ban).

Eventually, this caught the attention of '''[[0-Z3U5]]''', who found the constant barrage of requests amusing, unmuting "vinci77" and allowing him to continue mass-ragebaiting the entire staff and members of '''Weeb's Cafe,''' and after much back and forth between the frustrated mods, members, and "vinci77", '''[[Fretro]]''' himself decided the circus show was over and '''permanantly banned''' "vinci77". He is hailed as a hero on this day for this gigachad move.<gallery mode="nolines">
File:Mikush pfp.png
File:Fretro pfp.png
File:Cat.jpg
File:Leaf pfp.png
</gallery>

Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays

2026-06-20T03:41:44Z

Kirin:

== Intro ==
This page contains a list of official holidays acknowledged by members of the '''Weeb's Cafe.'''

== Mikush Memorial Day ==
Despite his official last message being sent on '''March 21st,''' the official day of mourning the sudden unexpected disappearance of '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]''' happens on 4/20 due to it being the international blazing day, and tragically, the day he lost his mod perms.

== Glaze Fretro Day ==
On '''April 23rd 2026,''' user "vinci77" continued sending repeated requests to become a moderator of '''Weeb's Cafe''' despite being a new member literally nobody knows, in addition to sending constant friend requests to the server's owner, '''[[Fretro]]''', in an attempt to achieve that goal. '''[[LeafsMatrix]]''', a moderator, decided it's time for the spam to end and put "vinci77" '''in the reflection corner''' by timing him out for 5 hours, slowly moving his fingers to prepare for a '''Domain Expansion''' (A permanent ban).

Eventually, this caught the attention of '''[[0-Z3U5]]''', who found the constant barrage of requests amusing, unmuting "vinci77" and allowing him to continue mass-ragebaiting the entire staff and members of '''Weeb's Cafe,''' and after much back and forth between the frustrated mods, members, and "vinci77", '''[[Fretro]]''' himself decided the circus show was over and '''permanantly banned''' "vinci77". He is hailed as a hero on this day for this gigachad move.<gallery mode="slideshow">
File:Mikush pfp.png
File:Fretro pfp.png
File:Cat.jpg
File:Leaf pfp.png
</gallery>

Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays

2026-06-20T03:40:58Z

Kirin:

<gallery>
File:Mikush pfp.png
File:Fretro pfp.png
File:Cat.jpg
File:Leaf pfp.png
</gallery>
== Intro ==
This page contains a list of official holidays acknowledged by members of the '''Weeb's Cafe.'''

== Mikush Memorial Day ==
Despite his official last message being sent on '''March 21st,''' the official day of mourning the sudden unexpected disappearance of '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]''' happens on 4/20 due to it being the international blazing day, and tragically, the day he lost his mod perms.

== Glaze Fretro Day ==
On '''April 23rd 2026,''' user "vinci77" continued sending repeated requests to become a moderator of '''Weeb's Cafe''' despite being a new member literally nobody knows, in addition to sending constant friend requests to the server's owner, '''[[Fretro]]''', in an attempt to achieve that goal. '''[[LeafsMatrix]]''', a moderator, decided it's time for the spam to end and put "vinci77" '''in the reflection corner''' by timing him out for 5 hours, slowly moving his fingers to prepare for a '''Domain Expansion''' (A permanent ban).

Eventually, this caught the attention of '''[[0-Z3U5]]''', who found the constant barrage of requests amusing, unmuting "vinci77" and allowing him to continue mass-ragebaiting the entire staff and members of '''Weeb's Cafe,''' and after much back and forth between the frustrated mods, members, and "vinci77", '''[[Fretro]]''' himself decided the circus show was over and '''permanantly banned''' "vinci77". He is hailed as a hero on this day for this gigachad move.

Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays

2026-06-20T03:38:53Z

Kirin:

== Intro ==
This page contains a list of official holidays acknowledged by members of the '''Weeb's Cafe.'''

== Mikush Memorial Day ==
Despite his official last message being sent on '''March 21st,''' the official day of mourning the sudden unexpected disappearance of '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]''' happens on 4/20 due to it being the international blazing day, and tragically, the day he lost his mod perms.

== Glaze Fretro Day ==
On '''April 23rd 2026,''' user "vinci77" continued sending repeated requests to become a moderator of '''Weeb's Cafe''' despite being a new member literally nobody knows, in addition to sending constant friend requests to the server's owner, '''[[Fretro]]''', in an attempt to achieve that goal. '''[[LeafsMatrix]]''', a moderator, decided it's time for the spam to end and put "vinci77" '''in the reflection corner''' by timing him out for 5 hours, slowly moving his fingers to prepare for a '''Domain Expansion''' (A permanent ban).

Eventually, this caught the attention of '''[[0-Z3U5]]''', who found the constant barrage of requests amusing, unmuting "vinci77" and allowing him to continue mass-ragebaiting the entire staff and members of '''Weeb's Cafe,''' and after much back and forth between the frustrated mods, members, and "vinci77", '''[[Fretro]]''' himself decided the circus show was over and '''permanantly banned''' "vinci77". He is hailed as a hero on this day for this gigachad move.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Mikush pfp.png
File:Fretro pfp.png
File:Cat.jpg
File:Leaf pfp.png
</gallery>

Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays

2026-06-20T03:38:05Z

Kirin:

== Intro ==
This page contains a list of official holidays acknowledged by members of the '''Weeb's Cafe.'''

== Mikush Memorial Day ==
Despite his official last message being sent on '''March 21st,''' the official day of mourning the sudden unexpected disappearance of '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]''' happens on 4/20 due to it being the international blazing day, and tragically, the day he lost his mod perms.

== Glaze Fretro Day ==
On '''April 23rd 2026,''' user "vinci77" continued sending repeated requests to become a moderator of '''Weeb's Cafe''' despite being a new member literally nobody knows, in addition to sending constant friend requests to the server's owner, '''[[Fretro]]''', in an attempt to achieve that goal. '''[[LeafsMatrix]]''', a moderator, decided it's time for the spam to end and put "vinci77" '''in the reflection corner''' by timing him out for 5 hours, slowly moving his fingers to prepare for a '''Domain Expansion''' (A permanent ban).

Eventually, this caught the attention of '''[[0-Z3U5]]''', who found the constant barrage of requests amusing, unmuting "vinci77" and allowing him to continue mass-ragebaiting the entire staff and members of '''Weeb's Cafe,''' and after much back and forth between the frustrated mods, members, and "vinci77", '''[[Fretro]]''' himself decided the circus show was over and '''permanantly banned''' "vinci77". He is hailed as a hero on this day for this gigachad move.<gallery mode="slideshow">
File:Mikush pfp.png
File:Fretro pfp.png
File:Cat.jpg
File:Leaf pfp.png
</gallery>

Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays

2026-06-20T03:37:10Z

Kirin:

The Peggler

2026-06-19T23:21:08Z

Kirin:

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''', first name '''"The"''' last name '''"Peggler"''' was introduced on March 12th 2026. He's the iconic creation of the first round of ''Gartic Phone.''

== Biography ==
He seems to be homeless, have a big belly, and his armpits ''stank''. He might also be an '''Elder God.''' Beyond creation and destruction. Simply a higher plain of existence.

== Extra Details ==
Skips ''every'' leg day known to mankind. He '''kills children''' on his day off from doing whatever it is he does. He is ''very'' proud of his neck muscles. He has '''[[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)|Flapjack-Footitis]]''' which is a disease that cannot be cured. Makes his feet extremely large and hard to walk on.  {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}

GachaDad

2026-06-19T23:20:51Z

Kirin:

[[File:GachaDadPFP.png|thumb|260x260px|GachaDad's PFP]]
{{Character|name=GachaDad|imagecaption=Just one more roll, $m|aliases=Leaf's Chud Son|relatives=LeafsMatrix|occupation=Chudding along|species=Chud|gender=Gacha|image=}}{{Quote
| text = "What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."
| speaker = GachaDad
| source = Bots Channel
}}
'''GachaDad''' was first introduced to the cafe on April 3rd, 2026.

== Biography ==
'''GachaDad''', better known as '''Leaf's Chud Son''', was first conceived on March 8, 2026 when Waifubot was added to the cafe. [[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]] saw her potential, and one month later, he gave birth to GachaDad.

== Extra Details ==
GachaDad is an '''ordained minister''' who will wed anyone or anything to one another. He uses this power for good... for now.

If [[Hightsune Mikush|Mikush]] had had access to '''GachaDad''', it is speculated he would have been saved from the "[[The Great Car War|Great Car War]]".
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File:GachaDadPFP.png

2026-06-19T23:20:30Z

Kirin:

Gachadad

KonekoCloak

2026-06-19T23:15:57Z

Kirin:

[[File:Soda pfp.png|thumb|260x260px|KonekoCloak's PFP]]
{{Character|name=KonekoCloak|image=1000070875.png|gender=catboy|imagecaption=hello you cat|aliases=Jose|relatives=deez|affiliation=nuts|occupation=dragon|deathDate=today|species=gooner|height=2 feet}}A desperate Stoat user on Weeb's Cafe that wanted to be added in this wiki.
{{Quote
| text = "when do i get added, i wanna get added, im cute, im sexy, im funny"
| speaker = KonekoCloak
| receiver =
| attribution =
| source = General Chat
}}
His pfp is a Meowscarada, which is a pokemon.

Warning : He needs his dose of coffee otherwise he may become aggressive.

== Biography ==
Jose joined the Cafe April 14th, 2026. They have a Tumblr where they post their art which mostly includes Sonic. They sometimes roleplay in chat.

== Extra Facts ==
Known for their eccentric interest/fascination with dragon "anatomy".

Draws Sonic the Hedgehog very well.

Unfortunately, it has been revealed that he cannot use the move Attract against other people due to Meowscarada's inability to learn that move. (He can still flirt normally tho).

Objectively the hottest '''Thing''' within the '''Cafe'''.

File:Soda pfp.png

2026-06-19T23:15:33Z

Kirin:

sodapfp

Iris-Chan

2026-06-19T23:04:33Z

Kirin:

[[File:Iris pfp.png|thumb|Real selfie of Iris-Chan]]
{{Character|name=Iris-Chan|aliases=Iris|occupation=Moderator|species=Eyeball|eyes=Yes}}
'''Iris-Chan''' is a moderator in '''Weeb's Cafe''' though they haven't been seen in a while. Could the same misfortune that befell [[Hightsune Mikush|Mikush]] have claimed them as well...?

File:Iris pfp.png

2026-06-19T23:03:44Z

Kirin:

iris pfp

LeafsMatrix

2026-06-19T22:54:48Z

Kirin:

[[File:Leaf pfp.png|thumb|267x267px|LeafsMatrix's PFP]]
{{Character
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| image = LeafsMatrix.jpg|alt=
| imagecaption =
| aliases = Leaf
| relatives =
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{{Quote
| text = "I wish I wasn't banned 🙏 😔"
| speaker = Leaf
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 6th 2026. He became a moderator in the Weeb's Cafe relatively quickly.

==Biography==

'''LeafsMatrix''' has a [https://x.com/home Twitter/X] from [https://www.fortnite.com/ Fortnite] leaks and general hype for it and [https://one-piece.com/index.html One Piece]. Use his Support-A-Creator Code: "'''LeafsMatrix'''" in the [https://www.fortnite.com/item-shop?creator-code=LeafsMatrix Fortnite Item Shop] to support him.. ''#Ad #EpicPartner''

In April of 2026, Leaf gave birth to his '''Chud Son''', [[GachaDad]], which has since caused a severe outbreak of gambling addiction within the '''Cafe'''. It was a major success.

On April 16th, 2026, '''Leaf''' implemented '''[[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Operation: Gooner Ragnarok]]''', using his mod powers to completely '''wipe out''' the NSFW category in Weeb's Cafe. This led to the exodus of people who were only in the server to goon. '''Sora''', a formerly active member, was so incensed that he left the Stoat platform completely.

==Extra Details==
'''Leaf''' has been distraught since the disappearance of his lover, [[Hightsune Mikush|Hightsune Mikush.]]

He just kind of '''knows people.''' Like, you will be talking to him about something and he somehow just knows a guy from whatever you've mentioned. He also likes the colours green and purple.

He is prone to fits of '''Gamer Rage''', and is banned from several platforms.

'''[[Vinci|Vinci, The Scourge]]''', was so successful in igniting '''Leaf's Gamer Rage''', that he crashed out hard in the General Chat. He has yet to recover.

Canonically has '''gigantic badonkadonks'''... and a lot of friends.

Currently on [https://weebs-cafe.fandom.com/wiki/KonekoCloak '''KonekoCloak''']'s hit list after commiting the '''Deadly 8th Sin''' of slandering [https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]. 


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File:Leaf pfp.png

2026-06-19T22:54:00Z

Kirin:

leaf pfp

Fretro

2026-06-19T22:52:21Z

Kirin:

[[File:Fretro pfp.png|thumb|260x260px|Fretro's PFP]]
{{Character
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| image = Smoking.png|alt=
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| aliases = Fret, Big Boss
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the creator and owner of the Weeb's Cafe.

==Biography==

Fretro is the best mod; He is cool, calm, collected, and he is '''kind''' to the other moderators and operates the server like a '''democracy'''.

==Extra Details==
'''Fretro''' is the order to [[0-Z3U5|'''0-Z3U5's''']] chaos, though '''Zeus'''<nowiki/>' antics may one day cause him enough stress to give him an ulcer.

He's an insufferable film nerd. His favorite film of all time is the classic sci-fi movie "[[wikipedia:2001:_A_Space_Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]]".

His favorite anime of all time is '''[[wikipedia:Perfect_Blue|Perfect Blue]]'''.

'''[[Vinci|Vinci The Scourge]]''', successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.

'''Fretro''' is secretly '''[[0-Z3U5]]''' disguised as '''Fretro'''.


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File:Fretro pfp.png

2026-06-19T22:51:57Z

Kirin:

fretro pfp

Lord Dank

2026-06-19T22:50:35Z

Kirin:

[[File:Dank.png|thumb|262x262px|Lord Dank's PFP]]
{{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}
{{Quote
| text = "I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully."
| speaker = LordDank
| source = General Chat
}}

'''Lord Dank''' first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.

== Biography ==
'''Lord Dank''' is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep.

One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama.

He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed.

==Trivia==
'''Lord Dank''' has his own personal assistant.

He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.

His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere|borkdere]]'''.

He ate an entire lion once.

Lord Dank is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox.

[[Category:Character]]

File:Dank.png

2026-06-19T22:50:09Z

Kirin:

dank

Kirin

2026-06-19T22:48:41Z

Kirin:

[[File:Kirin pfp.jpg|thumb|260x260px|Kirin's PFP]]
Kirin originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before he left. He rejoined one more on March 8th, 2026.

== Biography ==
[REDACTED]

Public opinion on Kirin is generally '''positive'''.

== What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==
"I want to hate on the guy, but I can't. He's just too '''good'''." - [[0-Z3U5]]

"Responsible and also an unc, has '''twink stomach disease''' so he can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim." - [[Bananders]]

"'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)" - Cube

[REDACTED] - Anonymous

[REDACTED] - Anonymous

[REDACTED] - Anonymous

"The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel" - Anonymous

[REDACTED] - [[Hightsune Mikush]]

File:Kirin pfp.jpg

2026-06-19T22:48:24Z

Kirin:

kirin pfp

0-Z3U5

2026-06-19T22:47:01Z

Kirin:

[[File:Cat.jpg|thumb|260x260px|0-Z3U5's PFP]]
{{Character
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| image = Zeus.jpg|alt=
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| aliases = Zeus, Father
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{{Quote
| text = "A hero is only made if villain allows"
| speaker = 0-Z3U5
| receiver =
| attribution =
| source = General Chat
}}


'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the co-creator of the Weeb's Cafe.

==Biography==

'''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying "Goodnight" about 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server.

Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat.

==Trivia==

* His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.
* He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''"cut them off"'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as "'''The Kira of Feet."'''
* Admitted to liking "'''tall women with tight abs"''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''"edited to make him look bad"''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''.
* On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, i cite : '''''"YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE"''''' to [[Kirin]] as he realized that such "compromising" informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''
* '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.
* '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.
* For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.


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File:Cat.jpg

2026-06-19T22:46:33Z

Kirin:

cat

Bananders

2026-06-19T22:45:22Z

Kirin:

[[File:Itachi chicken.png|thumb|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)|260x260px]]
{{Character|name=Bananders|aliases=Unc, banban, banan, banana man|gender=Jester|height=2 inches|occupation=Moderator|species=Unc|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}
certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone
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Bananders

2026-06-19T22:45:10Z

Kirin:

[[File:Itachi chicken.png|thumb|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)]]
{{Character|name=Bananders|aliases=Unc, banban, banan, banana man|gender=Jester|height=2 inches|occupation=Moderator|species=Unc|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}
certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone
[[Category:Character]]

File:Itachi chicken.png

2026-06-19T22:44:40Z

Kirin:

itachi holding a chicken

Hightsune Mikush

2026-06-19T22:41:32Z

Kirin:

[[File:Mikush pfp.png|thumb|Hightsune Mikush's PFP|260x260px]]
{{Character
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| image = Mikush-Drawing.png|alt=SAY HI TO MIKUUU
| imagecaption =
| aliases = Mikush
| relatives =
| affiliation =
| occupation = Moderator
| marital =
| birthDate = 19/12
| birthPlace = ARGENTINA
| deathDate =
| deathPlace =
| species = Human
| gender = Man
| height = 5'3
| weight = 125lb
| eyes =
| portrayedby =Hightsune Mikush
| appearsin =This fucker appears everywhere.
| debut = Feb. 22nd 2026
}}
{{Quote
| text = "burger"
| speaker = Hightsune Mikush
| receiver =
| attribution =
| source = General Chat
}}


'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on Feb. 22nd 2026. He's been a very prominent figure in the Weeb's Cafe. He is VERY sleep deprived. Also smokes a ton of zaza. He is a [https://the-dere-types.fandom.com/wiki/Tsundere tsundere].

==Biography==

'''Hightsune Mikush''' seems to be homeless. Cars have been heard driving by as he was in voice calls. This could perhaps be related to the [[The Great Car War|"Great Car War"]] but is still undetermined.

==Extra Details==
He seems to have an extremely scuffed and broken laptop that he uses when he's chatting. The "W" key is non-existent.

==Disappearance==

On March 22nd 2026, '''Hightsune Mikush''' has been declared missing with no prior warning or information on where he could have gone. His final message appears to be a reply to a message by LeafsMatrix containing a screenshot of his score on Mission 04 of Devil May Cry 5, showing an "S" rank completion. Mikush's reply simply said: "S".[[File:Stoat-desktop mpJD2LsHKR.png|thumb|Mikush's parting words|none|205x205px]]

On '''4/20''', upon the request of [[0-Z3U5]], [[Fretro]] officially '''killed''' '''Mikush''' by removing his mod privileges. This was a grave insult to do so on the '''Highest of High Holidays.''' The server blazed in his honor.{{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}

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Hightsune Mikush

2026-06-19T22:41:17Z

Kirin:

[[File:Mikush pfp.png|thumb|Hightsune Mikush's PFP|270x270px]]
{{Character
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| image = Mikush-Drawing.png|alt=SAY HI TO MIKUUU
| imagecaption =
| aliases = Mikush
| relatives =
| affiliation =
| occupation = Moderator
| marital =
| birthDate = 19/12
| birthPlace = ARGENTINA
| deathDate =
| deathPlace =
| species = Human
| gender = Man
| height = 5'3
| weight = 125lb
| eyes =
| portrayedby =Hightsune Mikush
| appearsin =This fucker appears everywhere.
| debut = Feb. 22nd 2026
}}
{{Quote
| text = "burger"
| speaker = Hightsune Mikush
| receiver =
| attribution =
| source = General Chat
}}


'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on Feb. 22nd 2026. He's been a very prominent figure in the Weeb's Cafe. He is VERY sleep deprived. Also smokes a ton of zaza. He is a [https://the-dere-types.fandom.com/wiki/Tsundere tsundere].

==Biography==

'''Hightsune Mikush''' seems to be homeless. Cars have been heard driving by as he was in voice calls. This could perhaps be related to the [[The Great Car War|"Great Car War"]] but is still undetermined.

==Extra Details==
He seems to have an extremely scuffed and broken laptop that he uses when he's chatting. The "W" key is non-existent.

==Disappearance==

On March 22nd 2026, '''Hightsune Mikush''' has been declared missing with no prior warning or information on where he could have gone. His final message appears to be a reply to a message by LeafsMatrix containing a screenshot of his score on Mission 04 of Devil May Cry 5, showing an "S" rank completion. Mikush's reply simply said: "S".[[File:Stoat-desktop mpJD2LsHKR.png|thumb|Mikush's parting words|none|205x205px]]

On '''4/20''', upon the request of [[0-Z3U5]], [[Fretro]] officially '''killed''' '''Mikush''' by removing his mod privileges. This was a grave insult to do so on the '''Highest of High Holidays.''' The server blazed in his honor.{{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}

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Hightsune Mikush

2026-06-19T22:40:46Z

Kirin:

[[File:Mikush pfp.png|thumb|Hightsune Mikush's PFP]]
{{Character
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| image = Mikush-Drawing.png|alt=SAY HI TO MIKUUU
| imagecaption =
| aliases = Mikush
| relatives =
| affiliation =
| occupation = Moderator
| marital =
| birthDate = 19/12
| birthPlace = ARGENTINA
| deathDate =
| deathPlace =
| species = Human
| gender = Man
| height = 5'3
| weight = 125lb
| eyes =
| portrayedby =Hightsune Mikush
| appearsin =This fucker appears everywhere.
| debut = Feb. 22nd 2026
}}
{{Quote
| text = "burger"
| speaker = Hightsune Mikush
| receiver =
| attribution =
| source = General Chat
}}


'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on Feb. 22nd 2026. He's been a very prominent figure in the Weeb's Cafe. He is VERY sleep deprived. Also smokes a ton of zaza. He is a [https://the-dere-types.fandom.com/wiki/Tsundere tsundere].

==Biography==

'''Hightsune Mikush''' seems to be homeless. Cars have been heard driving by as he was in voice calls. This could perhaps be related to the [[The Great Car War|"Great Car War"]] but is still undetermined.

==Extra Details==
He seems to have an extremely scuffed and broken laptop that he uses when he's chatting. The "W" key is non-existent.

==Disappearance==

On March 22nd 2026, '''Hightsune Mikush''' has been declared missing with no prior warning or information on where he could have gone. His final message appears to be a reply to a message by LeafsMatrix containing a screenshot of his score on Mission 04 of Devil May Cry 5, showing an "S" rank completion. Mikush's reply simply said: "S".[[File:Stoat-desktop mpJD2LsHKR.png|thumb|Mikush's parting words|none|205x205px]]

On '''4/20''', upon the request of [[0-Z3U5]], [[Fretro]] officially '''killed''' '''Mikush''' by removing his mod privileges. This was a grave insult to do so on the '''Highest of High Holidays.''' The server blazed in his honor.{{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}

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File:Mikush pfp.png

2026-06-19T22:40:14Z

Kirin:

Mikush pfp

MediaWiki:Copyrightwarning

2026-06-19T22:35:33Z

Kirin: Created page with "Please note that all contributions to {{SITENAME}} are considered to be released under the "We Own Your Shit Now" agreement. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource. Do not submit copyrighted work without permission!"

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If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, then do not submit it here. 
You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource.
Do not submit copyrighted work without permission!

The Peggler

2026-06-19T22:17:12Z

Kirin:

[[File:The Peggler v1.png|thumb|The Peggler|450x450px]]{{Character|name=The P. Peggler|image=The-Peggler.png|alt=|imagecaption=|aliases=Pg. Peggler|relatives=Uniballer P. Peggler|affiliation=|occupation=|marital=|birthDate=Unknown|birthPlace=Unknown|deathDate=|deathPlace=|species=Something|gender=Pegging|height=10'11|weight=91,697lb|eyes=|portrayedby=The P. Peggler|appearsin=|debut=March 12th 2026}}{{Quote
| text = "I think..I'm the fucking Peggler."
| speaker = The Peggler
| receiver =
| attribution =
| source =
}}

'''{{PAGENAME}}''', first name '''"The"''' last name '''"Peggler"''' was introduced on March 12th 2026. He's the iconic creation of the first round of ''Gartic Phone.''

== Biography ==
He seems to be homeless, have a big belly, and his armpits ''stank''. He might also be an '''Elder God.''' Beyond creation and destruction. Simply a higher plain of existence.

== Extra Details ==
Skips ''every'' leg day known to mankind. He '''kills children''' on his day off from doing whatever it is he does. He is ''very'' proud of his neck muscles. He has '''[[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)|Flapjack-Footitis]]''' which is a disease that cannot be cured. Makes his feet extremely large and hard to walk on.  {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}