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Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays

2026-06-20T03:43:06Z

Kirin:

== Intro ==
This page contains a list of official holidays acknowledged by members of the '''Weeb's Cafe.'''

== Mikush Memorial Day ==
Despite his official last message being sent on '''March 21st,''' the official day of mourning the sudden unexpected disappearance of '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]''' happens on 4/20 due to it being the international blazing day, and tragically, the day he lost his mod perms.

== Glaze Fretro Day ==
On '''April 23rd 2026,''' user "vinci77" continued sending repeated requests to become a moderator of '''Weeb's Cafe''' despite being a new member literally nobody knows, in addition to sending constant friend requests to the server's owner, '''[[Fretro]]''', in an attempt to achieve that goal. '''[[LeafsMatrix]]''', a moderator, decided it's time for the spam to end and put "vinci77" '''in the reflection corner''' by timing him out for 5 hours, slowly moving his fingers to prepare for a '''Domain Expansion''' (A permanent ban).

Eventually, this caught the attention of '''[[0-Z3U5]]''', who found the constant barrage of requests amusing, unmuting "vinci77" and allowing him to continue mass-ragebaiting the entire staff and members of '''Weeb's Cafe,''' and after much back and forth between the frustrated mods, members, and "vinci77", '''[[Fretro]]''' himself decided the circus show was over and '''permanantly banned''' "vinci77". He is hailed as a hero on this day for this gigachad move.<gallery>
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Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays

2026-06-20T03:42:43Z

Kirin:

== Intro ==
This page contains a list of official holidays acknowledged by members of the '''Weeb's Cafe.'''

== Mikush Memorial Day ==
Despite his official last message being sent on '''March 21st,''' the official day of mourning the sudden unexpected disappearance of '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]''' happens on 4/20 due to it being the international blazing day, and tragically, the day he lost his mod perms.

== Glaze Fretro Day ==
On '''April 23rd 2026,''' user "vinci77" continued sending repeated requests to become a moderator of '''Weeb's Cafe''' despite being a new member literally nobody knows, in addition to sending constant friend requests to the server's owner, '''[[Fretro]]''', in an attempt to achieve that goal. '''[[LeafsMatrix]]''', a moderator, decided it's time for the spam to end and put "vinci77" '''in the reflection corner''' by timing him out for 5 hours, slowly moving his fingers to prepare for a '''Domain Expansion''' (A permanent ban).

Eventually, this caught the attention of '''[[0-Z3U5]]''', who found the constant barrage of requests amusing, unmuting "vinci77" and allowing him to continue mass-ragebaiting the entire staff and members of '''Weeb's Cafe,''' and after much back and forth between the frustrated mods, members, and "vinci77", '''[[Fretro]]''' himself decided the circus show was over and '''permanantly banned''' "vinci77". He is hailed as a hero on this day for this gigachad move.<gallery mode="nolines">
File:Mikush pfp.png
File:Fretro pfp.png
File:Cat.jpg
File:Leaf pfp.png
</gallery>

Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays

2026-06-20T03:41:44Z

Kirin:

== Intro ==
This page contains a list of official holidays acknowledged by members of the '''Weeb's Cafe.'''

== Mikush Memorial Day ==
Despite his official last message being sent on '''March 21st,''' the official day of mourning the sudden unexpected disappearance of '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]''' happens on 4/20 due to it being the international blazing day, and tragically, the day he lost his mod perms.

== Glaze Fretro Day ==
On '''April 23rd 2026,''' user "vinci77" continued sending repeated requests to become a moderator of '''Weeb's Cafe''' despite being a new member literally nobody knows, in addition to sending constant friend requests to the server's owner, '''[[Fretro]]''', in an attempt to achieve that goal. '''[[LeafsMatrix]]''', a moderator, decided it's time for the spam to end and put "vinci77" '''in the reflection corner''' by timing him out for 5 hours, slowly moving his fingers to prepare for a '''Domain Expansion''' (A permanent ban).

Eventually, this caught the attention of '''[[0-Z3U5]]''', who found the constant barrage of requests amusing, unmuting "vinci77" and allowing him to continue mass-ragebaiting the entire staff and members of '''Weeb's Cafe,''' and after much back and forth between the frustrated mods, members, and "vinci77", '''[[Fretro]]''' himself decided the circus show was over and '''permanantly banned''' "vinci77". He is hailed as a hero on this day for this gigachad move.<gallery mode="slideshow">
File:Mikush pfp.png
File:Fretro pfp.png
File:Cat.jpg
File:Leaf pfp.png
</gallery>

Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays

2026-06-20T03:40:58Z

Kirin:

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== Intro ==
This page contains a list of official holidays acknowledged by members of the '''Weeb's Cafe.'''

== Mikush Memorial Day ==
Despite his official last message being sent on '''March 21st,''' the official day of mourning the sudden unexpected disappearance of '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]''' happens on 4/20 due to it being the international blazing day, and tragically, the day he lost his mod perms.

== Glaze Fretro Day ==
On '''April 23rd 2026,''' user "vinci77" continued sending repeated requests to become a moderator of '''Weeb's Cafe''' despite being a new member literally nobody knows, in addition to sending constant friend requests to the server's owner, '''[[Fretro]]''', in an attempt to achieve that goal. '''[[LeafsMatrix]]''', a moderator, decided it's time for the spam to end and put "vinci77" '''in the reflection corner''' by timing him out for 5 hours, slowly moving his fingers to prepare for a '''Domain Expansion''' (A permanent ban).

Eventually, this caught the attention of '''[[0-Z3U5]]''', who found the constant barrage of requests amusing, unmuting "vinci77" and allowing him to continue mass-ragebaiting the entire staff and members of '''Weeb's Cafe,''' and after much back and forth between the frustrated mods, members, and "vinci77", '''[[Fretro]]''' himself decided the circus show was over and '''permanantly banned''' "vinci77". He is hailed as a hero on this day for this gigachad move.

Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays

2026-06-20T03:38:53Z

Kirin:

== Intro ==
This page contains a list of official holidays acknowledged by members of the '''Weeb's Cafe.'''

== Mikush Memorial Day ==
Despite his official last message being sent on '''March 21st,''' the official day of mourning the sudden unexpected disappearance of '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]''' happens on 4/20 due to it being the international blazing day, and tragically, the day he lost his mod perms.

== Glaze Fretro Day ==
On '''April 23rd 2026,''' user "vinci77" continued sending repeated requests to become a moderator of '''Weeb's Cafe''' despite being a new member literally nobody knows, in addition to sending constant friend requests to the server's owner, '''[[Fretro]]''', in an attempt to achieve that goal. '''[[LeafsMatrix]]''', a moderator, decided it's time for the spam to end and put "vinci77" '''in the reflection corner''' by timing him out for 5 hours, slowly moving his fingers to prepare for a '''Domain Expansion''' (A permanent ban).

Eventually, this caught the attention of '''[[0-Z3U5]]''', who found the constant barrage of requests amusing, unmuting "vinci77" and allowing him to continue mass-ragebaiting the entire staff and members of '''Weeb's Cafe,''' and after much back and forth between the frustrated mods, members, and "vinci77", '''[[Fretro]]''' himself decided the circus show was over and '''permanantly banned''' "vinci77". He is hailed as a hero on this day for this gigachad move.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Mikush pfp.png
File:Fretro pfp.png
File:Cat.jpg
File:Leaf pfp.png
</gallery>

Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays

2026-06-20T03:38:05Z

Kirin:

== Intro ==
This page contains a list of official holidays acknowledged by members of the '''Weeb's Cafe.'''

== Mikush Memorial Day ==
Despite his official last message being sent on '''March 21st,''' the official day of mourning the sudden unexpected disappearance of '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]''' happens on 4/20 due to it being the international blazing day, and tragically, the day he lost his mod perms.

== Glaze Fretro Day ==
On '''April 23rd 2026,''' user "vinci77" continued sending repeated requests to become a moderator of '''Weeb's Cafe''' despite being a new member literally nobody knows, in addition to sending constant friend requests to the server's owner, '''[[Fretro]]''', in an attempt to achieve that goal. '''[[LeafsMatrix]]''', a moderator, decided it's time for the spam to end and put "vinci77" '''in the reflection corner''' by timing him out for 5 hours, slowly moving his fingers to prepare for a '''Domain Expansion''' (A permanent ban).

Eventually, this caught the attention of '''[[0-Z3U5]]''', who found the constant barrage of requests amusing, unmuting "vinci77" and allowing him to continue mass-ragebaiting the entire staff and members of '''Weeb's Cafe,''' and after much back and forth between the frustrated mods, members, and "vinci77", '''[[Fretro]]''' himself decided the circus show was over and '''permanantly banned''' "vinci77". He is hailed as a hero on this day for this gigachad move.<gallery mode="slideshow">
File:Mikush pfp.png
File:Fretro pfp.png
File:Cat.jpg
File:Leaf pfp.png
</gallery>

Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays

2026-06-20T03:37:10Z

Kirin:

The Peggler

2026-06-19T23:21:08Z

Kirin:

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''', first name '''"The"''' last name '''"Peggler"''' was introduced on March 12th 2026. He's the iconic creation of the first round of ''Gartic Phone.''

== Biography ==
He seems to be homeless, have a big belly, and his armpits ''stank''. He might also be an '''Elder God.''' Beyond creation and destruction. Simply a higher plain of existence.

== Extra Details ==
Skips ''every'' leg day known to mankind. He '''kills children''' on his day off from doing whatever it is he does. He is ''very'' proud of his neck muscles. He has '''[[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)|Flapjack-Footitis]]''' which is a disease that cannot be cured. Makes his feet extremely large and hard to walk on.  {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}

GachaDad

2026-06-19T23:20:51Z

Kirin:

[[File:GachaDadPFP.png|thumb|260x260px|GachaDad's PFP]]
{{Character|name=GachaDad|imagecaption=Just one more roll, $m|aliases=Leaf's Chud Son|relatives=LeafsMatrix|occupation=Chudding along|species=Chud|gender=Gacha|image=}}{{Quote
| text = "What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."
| speaker = GachaDad
| source = Bots Channel
}}
'''GachaDad''' was first introduced to the cafe on April 3rd, 2026.

== Biography ==
'''GachaDad''', better known as '''Leaf's Chud Son''', was first conceived on March 8, 2026 when Waifubot was added to the cafe. [[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]] saw her potential, and one month later, he gave birth to GachaDad.

== Extra Details ==
GachaDad is an '''ordained minister''' who will wed anyone or anything to one another. He uses this power for good... for now.

If [[Hightsune Mikush|Mikush]] had had access to '''GachaDad''', it is speculated he would have been saved from the "[[The Great Car War|Great Car War]]".
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File:GachaDadPFP.png

2026-06-19T23:20:30Z

Kirin:

Gachadad

KonekoCloak

2026-06-19T23:15:57Z

Kirin:

[[File:Soda pfp.png|thumb|260x260px|KonekoCloak's PFP]]
{{Character|name=KonekoCloak|image=1000070875.png|gender=catboy|imagecaption=hello you cat|aliases=Jose|relatives=deez|affiliation=nuts|occupation=dragon|deathDate=today|species=gooner|height=2 feet}}A desperate Stoat user on Weeb's Cafe that wanted to be added in this wiki.
{{Quote
| text = "when do i get added, i wanna get added, im cute, im sexy, im funny"
| speaker = KonekoCloak
| receiver =
| attribution =
| source = General Chat
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His pfp is a Meowscarada, which is a pokemon.

Warning : He needs his dose of coffee otherwise he may become aggressive.

== Biography ==
Jose joined the Cafe April 14th, 2026. They have a Tumblr where they post their art which mostly includes Sonic. They sometimes roleplay in chat.

== Extra Facts ==
Known for their eccentric interest/fascination with dragon "anatomy".

Draws Sonic the Hedgehog very well.

Unfortunately, it has been revealed that he cannot use the move Attract against other people due to Meowscarada's inability to learn that move. (He can still flirt normally tho).

Objectively the hottest '''Thing''' within the '''Cafe'''.

File:Soda pfp.png

2026-06-19T23:15:33Z

Kirin:

sodapfp

Iris-Chan

2026-06-19T23:04:33Z

Kirin:

[[File:Iris pfp.png|thumb|Real selfie of Iris-Chan]]
{{Character|name=Iris-Chan|aliases=Iris|occupation=Moderator|species=Eyeball|eyes=Yes}}
'''Iris-Chan''' is a moderator in '''Weeb's Cafe''' though they haven't been seen in a while. Could the same misfortune that befell [[Hightsune Mikush|Mikush]] have claimed them as well...?

File:Iris pfp.png

2026-06-19T23:03:44Z

Kirin:

iris pfp

LeafsMatrix

2026-06-19T22:54:48Z

Kirin:

[[File:Leaf pfp.png|thumb|267x267px|LeafsMatrix's PFP]]
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| text = "I wish I wasn't banned 🙏 😔"
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 6th 2026. He became a moderator in the Weeb's Cafe relatively quickly.

==Biography==

'''LeafsMatrix''' has a [https://x.com/home Twitter/X] from [https://www.fortnite.com/ Fortnite] leaks and general hype for it and [https://one-piece.com/index.html One Piece]. Use his Support-A-Creator Code: "'''LeafsMatrix'''" in the [https://www.fortnite.com/item-shop?creator-code=LeafsMatrix Fortnite Item Shop] to support him.. ''#Ad #EpicPartner''

In April of 2026, Leaf gave birth to his '''Chud Son''', [[GachaDad]], which has since caused a severe outbreak of gambling addiction within the '''Cafe'''. It was a major success.

On April 16th, 2026, '''Leaf''' implemented '''[[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Operation: Gooner Ragnarok]]''', using his mod powers to completely '''wipe out''' the NSFW category in Weeb's Cafe. This led to the exodus of people who were only in the server to goon. '''Sora''', a formerly active member, was so incensed that he left the Stoat platform completely.

==Extra Details==
'''Leaf''' has been distraught since the disappearance of his lover, [[Hightsune Mikush|Hightsune Mikush.]]

He just kind of '''knows people.''' Like, you will be talking to him about something and he somehow just knows a guy from whatever you've mentioned. He also likes the colours green and purple.

He is prone to fits of '''Gamer Rage''', and is banned from several platforms.

'''[[Vinci|Vinci, The Scourge]]''', was so successful in igniting '''Leaf's Gamer Rage''', that he crashed out hard in the General Chat. He has yet to recover.

Canonically has '''gigantic badonkadonks'''... and a lot of friends.

Currently on [https://weebs-cafe.fandom.com/wiki/KonekoCloak '''KonekoCloak''']'s hit list after commiting the '''Deadly 8th Sin''' of slandering [https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]. 


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File:Leaf pfp.png

2026-06-19T22:54:00Z

Kirin:

leaf pfp

Fretro

2026-06-19T22:52:21Z

Kirin:

[[File:Fretro pfp.png|thumb|260x260px|Fretro's PFP]]
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the creator and owner of the Weeb's Cafe.

==Biography==

Fretro is the best mod; He is cool, calm, collected, and he is '''kind''' to the other moderators and operates the server like a '''democracy'''.

==Extra Details==
'''Fretro''' is the order to [[0-Z3U5|'''0-Z3U5's''']] chaos, though '''Zeus'''<nowiki/>' antics may one day cause him enough stress to give him an ulcer.

He's an insufferable film nerd. His favorite film of all time is the classic sci-fi movie "[[wikipedia:2001:_A_Space_Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]]".

His favorite anime of all time is '''[[wikipedia:Perfect_Blue|Perfect Blue]]'''.

'''[[Vinci|Vinci The Scourge]]''', successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.

'''Fretro''' is secretly '''[[0-Z3U5]]''' disguised as '''Fretro'''.


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File:Fretro pfp.png

2026-06-19T22:51:57Z

Kirin:

fretro pfp

Lord Dank

2026-06-19T22:50:35Z

Kirin:

[[File:Dank.png|thumb|262x262px|Lord Dank's PFP]]
{{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}
{{Quote
| text = "I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully."
| speaker = LordDank
| source = General Chat
}}

'''Lord Dank''' first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.

== Biography ==
'''Lord Dank''' is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep.

One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama.

He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed.

==Trivia==
'''Lord Dank''' has his own personal assistant.

He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.

His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere|borkdere]]'''.

He ate an entire lion once.

Lord Dank is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox.

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File:Dank.png

2026-06-19T22:50:09Z

Kirin:

dank

Kirin

2026-06-19T22:48:41Z

Kirin:

[[File:Kirin pfp.jpg|thumb|260x260px|Kirin's PFP]]
Kirin originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before he left. He rejoined one more on March 8th, 2026.

== Biography ==
[REDACTED]

Public opinion on Kirin is generally '''positive'''.

== What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==
"I want to hate on the guy, but I can't. He's just too '''good'''." - [[0-Z3U5]]

"Responsible and also an unc, has '''twink stomach disease''' so he can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim." - [[Bananders]]

"'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)" - Cube

[REDACTED] - Anonymous

[REDACTED] - Anonymous

[REDACTED] - Anonymous

"The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel" - Anonymous

[REDACTED] - [[Hightsune Mikush]]

File:Kirin pfp.jpg

2026-06-19T22:48:24Z

Kirin:

kirin pfp

0-Z3U5

2026-06-19T22:47:01Z

Kirin:

[[File:Cat.jpg|thumb|260x260px|0-Z3U5's PFP]]
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the co-creator of the Weeb's Cafe.

==Biography==

'''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying "Goodnight" about 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server.

Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat.

==Trivia==

* His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.
* He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''"cut them off"'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as "'''The Kira of Feet."'''
* Admitted to liking "'''tall women with tight abs"''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''"edited to make him look bad"''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''.
* On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, i cite : '''''"YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE"''''' to [[Kirin]] as he realized that such "compromising" informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''
* '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.
* '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.
* For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.


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File:Cat.jpg

2026-06-19T22:46:33Z

Kirin:

cat

Bananders

2026-06-19T22:45:22Z

Kirin:

[[File:Itachi chicken.png|thumb|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)|260x260px]]
{{Character|name=Bananders|aliases=Unc, banban, banan, banana man|gender=Jester|height=2 inches|occupation=Moderator|species=Unc|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}
certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone
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Bananders

2026-06-19T22:45:10Z

Kirin:

[[File:Itachi chicken.png|thumb|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)]]
{{Character|name=Bananders|aliases=Unc, banban, banan, banana man|gender=Jester|height=2 inches|occupation=Moderator|species=Unc|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}
certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone
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File:Itachi chicken.png

2026-06-19T22:44:40Z

Kirin:

itachi holding a chicken

Hightsune Mikush

2026-06-19T22:41:32Z

Kirin:

[[File:Mikush pfp.png|thumb|Hightsune Mikush's PFP|260x260px]]
{{Character
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| image = Mikush-Drawing.png|alt=SAY HI TO MIKUUU
| imagecaption =
| aliases = Mikush
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| weight = 125lb
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on Feb. 22nd 2026. He's been a very prominent figure in the Weeb's Cafe. He is VERY sleep deprived. Also smokes a ton of zaza. He is a [https://the-dere-types.fandom.com/wiki/Tsundere tsundere].

==Biography==

'''Hightsune Mikush''' seems to be homeless. Cars have been heard driving by as he was in voice calls. This could perhaps be related to the [[The Great Car War|"Great Car War"]] but is still undetermined.

==Extra Details==
He seems to have an extremely scuffed and broken laptop that he uses when he's chatting. The "W" key is non-existent.

==Disappearance==

On March 22nd 2026, '''Hightsune Mikush''' has been declared missing with no prior warning or information on where he could have gone. His final message appears to be a reply to a message by LeafsMatrix containing a screenshot of his score on Mission 04 of Devil May Cry 5, showing an "S" rank completion. Mikush's reply simply said: "S".[[File:Stoat-desktop mpJD2LsHKR.png|thumb|Mikush's parting words|none|205x205px]]

On '''4/20''', upon the request of [[0-Z3U5]], [[Fretro]] officially '''killed''' '''Mikush''' by removing his mod privileges. This was a grave insult to do so on the '''Highest of High Holidays.''' The server blazed in his honor.{{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Hightsune Mikush

2026-06-19T22:41:17Z

Kirin:

[[File:Mikush pfp.png|thumb|Hightsune Mikush's PFP|270x270px]]
{{Character
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| image = Mikush-Drawing.png|alt=SAY HI TO MIKUUU
| imagecaption =
| aliases = Mikush
| relatives =
| affiliation =
| occupation = Moderator
| marital =
| birthDate = 19/12
| birthPlace = ARGENTINA
| deathDate =
| deathPlace =
| species = Human
| gender = Man
| height = 5'3
| weight = 125lb
| eyes =
| portrayedby =Hightsune Mikush
| appearsin =This fucker appears everywhere.
| debut = Feb. 22nd 2026
}}
{{Quote
| text = "burger"
| speaker = Hightsune Mikush
| receiver =
| attribution =
| source = General Chat
}}


'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on Feb. 22nd 2026. He's been a very prominent figure in the Weeb's Cafe. He is VERY sleep deprived. Also smokes a ton of zaza. He is a [https://the-dere-types.fandom.com/wiki/Tsundere tsundere].

==Biography==

'''Hightsune Mikush''' seems to be homeless. Cars have been heard driving by as he was in voice calls. This could perhaps be related to the [[The Great Car War|"Great Car War"]] but is still undetermined.

==Extra Details==
He seems to have an extremely scuffed and broken laptop that he uses when he's chatting. The "W" key is non-existent.

==Disappearance==

On March 22nd 2026, '''Hightsune Mikush''' has been declared missing with no prior warning or information on where he could have gone. His final message appears to be a reply to a message by LeafsMatrix containing a screenshot of his score on Mission 04 of Devil May Cry 5, showing an "S" rank completion. Mikush's reply simply said: "S".[[File:Stoat-desktop mpJD2LsHKR.png|thumb|Mikush's parting words|none|205x205px]]

On '''4/20''', upon the request of [[0-Z3U5]], [[Fretro]] officially '''killed''' '''Mikush''' by removing his mod privileges. This was a grave insult to do so on the '''Highest of High Holidays.''' The server blazed in his honor.{{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Hightsune Mikush

2026-06-19T22:40:46Z

Kirin:

[[File:Mikush pfp.png|thumb|Hightsune Mikush's PFP]]
{{Character
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| image = Mikush-Drawing.png|alt=SAY HI TO MIKUUU
| imagecaption =
| aliases = Mikush
| relatives =
| affiliation =
| occupation = Moderator
| marital =
| birthDate = 19/12
| birthPlace = ARGENTINA
| deathDate =
| deathPlace =
| species = Human
| gender = Man
| height = 5'3
| weight = 125lb
| eyes =
| portrayedby =Hightsune Mikush
| appearsin =This fucker appears everywhere.
| debut = Feb. 22nd 2026
}}
{{Quote
| text = "burger"
| speaker = Hightsune Mikush
| receiver =
| attribution =
| source = General Chat
}}


'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on Feb. 22nd 2026. He's been a very prominent figure in the Weeb's Cafe. He is VERY sleep deprived. Also smokes a ton of zaza. He is a [https://the-dere-types.fandom.com/wiki/Tsundere tsundere].

==Biography==

'''Hightsune Mikush''' seems to be homeless. Cars have been heard driving by as he was in voice calls. This could perhaps be related to the [[The Great Car War|"Great Car War"]] but is still undetermined.

==Extra Details==
He seems to have an extremely scuffed and broken laptop that he uses when he's chatting. The "W" key is non-existent.

==Disappearance==

On March 22nd 2026, '''Hightsune Mikush''' has been declared missing with no prior warning or information on where he could have gone. His final message appears to be a reply to a message by LeafsMatrix containing a screenshot of his score on Mission 04 of Devil May Cry 5, showing an "S" rank completion. Mikush's reply simply said: "S".[[File:Stoat-desktop mpJD2LsHKR.png|thumb|Mikush's parting words|none|205x205px]]

On '''4/20''', upon the request of [[0-Z3U5]], [[Fretro]] officially '''killed''' '''Mikush''' by removing his mod privileges. This was a grave insult to do so on the '''Highest of High Holidays.''' The server blazed in his honor.{{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}

[[Category:Characters]]

File:Mikush pfp.png

2026-06-19T22:40:14Z

Kirin:

Mikush pfp

MediaWiki:Copyrightwarning

2026-06-19T22:35:33Z

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The Peggler

2026-06-19T22:17:12Z

Kirin:

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| text = "I think..I'm the fucking Peggler."
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''', first name '''"The"''' last name '''"Peggler"''' was introduced on March 12th 2026. He's the iconic creation of the first round of ''Gartic Phone.''

== Biography ==
He seems to be homeless, have a big belly, and his armpits ''stank''. He might also be an '''Elder God.''' Beyond creation and destruction. Simply a higher plain of existence.

== Extra Details ==
Skips ''every'' leg day known to mankind. He '''kills children''' on his day off from doing whatever it is he does. He is ''very'' proud of his neck muscles. He has '''[[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)|Flapjack-Footitis]]''' which is a disease that cannot be cured. Makes his feet extremely large and hard to walk on.  {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}

The Peggler

2026-06-19T22:16:58Z

Kirin:

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| text = "I think..I'm the fucking Peggler."
| speaker = The Peggler
| receiver =
| attribution =
| source =
}}

'''{{PAGENAME}}''', first name '''"The"''' last name '''"Peggler"''' was introduced on March 12th 2026. He's the iconic creation of the first round of ''Gartic Phone.''

== Biography ==
He seems to be homeless, have a big belly, and his armpits ''stank''. He might also be an '''Elder God.''' Beyond creation and destruction. Simply a higher plain of existence.

== Extra Details ==
Skips ''every'' leg day known to mankind. He '''kills children''' on his day off from doing whatever it is he does. He is ''very'' proud of his neck muscles. He has '''[[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)|Flapjack-Footitis]]''' which is a disease that cannot be cured. Makes his feet extremely large and hard to walk on.  {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}

The Peggler

2026-06-19T22:16:37Z

Kirin:

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| text = "I think..I'm the fucking Peggler."
| speaker = The Peggler
| receiver =
| attribution =
| source =
}}
[[File:The Peggler v1.png|thumb|The Peggler]]

'''{{PAGENAME}}''', first name '''"The"''' last name '''"Peggler"''' was introduced on March 12th 2026. He's the iconic creation of the first round of ''Gartic Phone.''

== Biography ==
He seems to be homeless, have a big belly, and his armpits ''stank''. He might also be an '''Elder God.''' Beyond creation and destruction. Simply a higher plain of existence.

== Extra Details ==
Skips ''every'' leg day known to mankind. He '''kills children''' on his day off from doing whatever it is he does. He is ''very'' proud of his neck muscles. He has '''[[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)|Flapjack-Footitis]]''' which is a disease that cannot be cured. Makes his feet extremely large and hard to walk on.  {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}

File:The Peggler v1.png

2026-06-19T22:15:55Z

Kirin:

Weeb Cafe's official mascot and chud son

The Peggler

2026-06-19T22:10:44Z

Kirin:

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| text = "I think..I'm the fucking Peggler."
| speaker = The Peggler
| receiver =
| attribution =
| source =
}}

<nowiki>[[File:The_Peggler.png]]</nowiki>

'''{{PAGENAME}}''', first name '''"The"''' last name '''"Peggler"''' was introduced on March 12th 2026. He's the iconic creation of the first round of ''Gartic Phone.''

== Biography ==
He seems to be homeless, have a big belly, and his armpits ''stank''. He might also be an '''Elder God.''' Beyond creation and destruction. Simply a higher plain of existence.

== Extra Details ==
Skips ''every'' leg day known to mankind. He '''kills children''' on his day off from doing whatever it is he does. He is ''very'' proud of his neck muscles. He has '''[[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)|Flapjack-Footitis]]''' which is a disease that cannot be cured. Makes his feet extremely large and hard to walk on.  {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}

The Peggler

2026-06-19T22:10:13Z

Kirin:

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| text = "I think..I'm the fucking Peggler."
| speaker = The Peggler
| receiver =
| attribution =
| source =
}}

<nowiki>[[File:The Peggler.png]]</nowiki>

'''{{PAGENAME}}''', first name '''"The"''' last name '''"Peggler"''' was introduced on March 12th 2026. He's the iconic creation of the first round of ''Gartic Phone.''

== Biography ==
He seems to be homeless, have a big belly, and his armpits ''stank''. He might also be an '''Elder God.''' Beyond creation and destruction. Simply a higher plain of existence.

== Extra Details ==
Skips ''every'' leg day known to mankind. He '''kills children''' on his day off from doing whatever it is he does. He is ''very'' proud of his neck muscles. He has '''[[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)|Flapjack-Footitis]]''' which is a disease that cannot be cured. Makes his feet extremely large and hard to walk on.  {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}

MediaWiki:Common.js

2026-06-19T19:52:00Z

Kirin:

/* Any JavaScript here will be loaded for all users on every page load. */
$.when( mw.loader.using( 'mediawiki.util' ), $.ready ).then( function () {
var targetDate = new Date(2026, 2, 22);
var today = new Date();
var timeDifference = today.getTime() - targetDate.getTime();
var daysSince = Math.floor(timeDifference / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24));
var $counterItem = $( '<li>' )
.attr( 'id', 'mw-custom-sidebar-counter' )
.attr( 'class', 'mw-list-item')
.text( daysSince );

$( '#n-' ).replaceWith( $counterItem );
} );

MediaWiki:Common.js

2026-06-19T19:50:08Z

Kirin:

/* Any JavaScript here will be loaded for all users on every page load. */
$.when( mw.loader.using( 'mediawiki.util' ), $.ready ).then( function () {
var targetDate = new Date(2026, 3, 22);
var today = new Date();
var timeDifference = today.getTime() - targetDate.getTime();
var daysSince = Math.floor(timeDifference / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24));
var $counterItem = $( '<li>' )
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.text( daysSince );

$( '#n-' ).replaceWith( $counterItem );
} );

MediaWiki:Common.js

2026-06-19T19:42:55Z

Kirin:

MediaWiki:Sidebar

2026-06-19T19:42:46Z

Kirin:

MediaWiki:Common.js

2026-06-19T19:39:20Z

Kirin:

MediaWiki:Common.js

2026-06-19T19:38:49Z

Kirin:

MediaWiki:Sidebar

2026-06-19T19:38:14Z

Kirin:

MediaWiki:Sidebar

2026-06-19T19:37:42Z

Kirin:

MediaWiki:Common.js

2026-06-19T19:34:05Z

Kirin:

MediaWiki:Common.js

2026-06-19T19:33:42Z

Kirin:

/* Any JavaScript here will be loaded for all users on every page load. */
$.when( mw.loader.using( 'mediawiki.util' ), $.ready ).then( function () {
var targetDate = new Date(2026, 2, 22);
var today = new Date();
var timeDifference = today.getTime() - targetDate.getTime();
var daysSince = Math.floor(timeDifference / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24));
var $counterItem = $( '<li>' )
.attr( 'id', 'mw-custom-sidebar-counter' )
.attr( 'class', 'mw-list-item'),
.text( daysSince );

$( '#p-Days_Since_Mikush_Disappeared ul' ).append( $counterItem );
} );

MediaWiki:Sidebar

2026-06-19T19:28:29Z

Kirin:

MediaWiki:Sidebar

2026-06-19T19:27:05Z

Kirin: