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Bananders

2026-06-18T18:02:29Z

Bananders:

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LeafsMatrix

2026-06-18T17:54:49Z

Bananders:

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{{Quote
| text = "I wish I wasn't banned 🙏 😔"
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 6th 2026. He became a moderator in the Weeb's Cafe relatively quickly.

==Biography==

'''LeafsMatrix''' has a [https://x.com/home Twitter/X] from [https://www.fortnite.com/ Fortnite] leaks and general hype for it and [https://one-piece.com/index.html One Piece]. Use his Support-A-Creator Code: "'''LeafsMatrix'''" in the [https://www.fortnite.com/item-shop?creator-code=LeafsMatrix Fortnite Item Shop] to support him.. ''#Ad #EpicPartner''

In April of 2026, Leaf gave birth to his '''Chud Son''', [[GachaDad]], which has since caused a severe outbreak of gambling addiction within the '''Cafe'''. It was a major success.

On April 16th, 2026, '''Leaf''' implemented '''Operation: Gooner Ragnarok''', using his mod powers to completely '''wipe out''' the NSFW category in Weeb's Cafe. This led to the exodus of people who were only in the server to goon. '''Sora''', a formerly active member, was so incensed that he left the Stoat platform completely.

==Extra Details==
'''Leaf''' has been distraught since the disappearance of his lover, [[Hightsune Mikush|Hightsune Mikush.]]

He just kind of '''knows people.''' Like, you will be talking to him about something and he somehow just knows a guy from whatever you've mentioned. He also likes the colours green and purple.

He is prone to fits of '''Gamer Rage''', and is banned from several platforms.

'''[[Vinci|Vinci, The Scourge]]''', was so successful in igniting '''Leaf's Gamer Rage''', that he crashed out hard in the General Chat. He has yet to recover.

Canonically has '''gigantic badonkadonks'''... and a lot of friends.

Currently on [https://weebs-cafe.fandom.com/wiki/KonekoCloak '''KonekoCloak''']'s hit list after commiting the '''Deadly 8th Sin''' of slandering [https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]. 


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MintOmelet

2026-06-18T17:52:54Z

Bananders:

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| text = "My sense of humor is very advanced."
| speaker = MintOmelet
| source = General chat
}}

MintOmelet joined The Cafe on February 20th, 2026.

== Biography ==
'''Mint''' was the most beautiful person in Weeb's Cafe. He was the prettiest boy in all the land.

However, under his pretty face '''Mint''' frequently acted in quite an unseemly manner. He was known for frequently putting people down, being uncommonly mean, and issuing the most backhanded of compliments.

This culminated when Weeb's Cafe began a transition to '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]''', and instead of being normal about it, '''Mint''' frequently tried to guilt people into staying on '''Stoat''' to the point of insulting his friends. He left the cafe completely when '''[[Bananders]]''' read him for filth in general chat, and '''Mint''' later spread rumors that he was bullied out of the cafe.

MintOmelet

2026-06-18T17:50:43Z

Bananders:

{{Character|name=MintOmelet|aliases=minny|relatives=mikush|occupation=femboy|gender=mint}}{{Quote
| text = "My sense of humor is very advanced."
| speaker = MintOmelet
| source = General chat
}}

MintOmelet joined The Cafe on February 20th, 2026.

== Biography ==
'''Mint''' was the most beautiful person in Weeb's Cafe. He was the prettiest boy in all the land.

However, under his pretty face '''Mint''' frequently acted in quite an unseemly manner. He was known for frequently putting people down, being uncommonly mean, and issuing the most backhanded of compliments.

This culminated when Weeb's Cafe began a transition to '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]''', and instead of being normal about it '''Mint''' frequently tried to guilt people into staying on '''Stoat''' to the point of insulting his friends. He left the cafe completely when '''[[Bananders]]''' read him for filth in general chat, and later spread rumors that he was bullied out of the cafe.

MintOmelet

2026-06-18T17:48:49Z

Bananders:

{{Character|name=MintOmelet|aliases=minny|relatives=mikush|occupation=femboy|gender=mint}}{{Quote
| text = "My sense of humor is very advanced."
| speaker = MintOmelet
| source = General chat
}}

MintOmelet joined The Cafe on February 20th, 2026.

== Biography ==
Mint is the most beautiful person in Weeb's Cafe. He's the prettiest boy in all the land. However, under his pretty face Mint frequently acted in quite an unseemly manner. He was known for frequently putting people down, being uncommonly mean, and issuing the most backhanded of compliments.

This culminated when Weeb's Cafe began a transition to Fluxer, and instead of being normal about it Mint frequently tried to guilt people into staying on Stoat to the point of insulting his friends. He left the cafe completely when Bananders read him for filth in general chat, and later spread rumors that he was bullied out of the cafe.

KonekoCloak

2026-06-18T17:33:04Z

Bananders:

{{Character|name=KonekoCloak|image=1000070875.png|gender=catboy|imagecaption=hello you cat|aliases=Jose|relatives=deez|affiliation=nuts|occupation=dragon|deathDate=today|species=gooner|height=2 feet}}A desperate Stoat user on Weeb's Cafe that wanted to be added in this wiki.
{{Quote
| text = "when do i get added, i wanna get added, im cute, im sexy, im funny"
| speaker = KonekoCloak
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| source = General Chat
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His pfp is a Meowscarada, which is a pokemon.

Warning : He needs his dose of coffee otherwise he may become aggressive.

== Biography ==
Jose joined the Cafe April 14th, 2026. They have a Tumblr where they post their art which mostly includes Sonic. They sometimes roleplay in chat.

== Extra Facts ==
Known for their eccentric interest/fascination with dragon "anatomy".

Draws Sonic the Hedgehog very well.

Unfortunately, it has been revealed that he cannot use the move Attract against other people due to Meowscarada's inability to learn that move. (He can still flirt normally tho).

Objectively the hottest '''Thing''' within the '''Cafe'''.

0-Z3U5

2026-06-18T17:30:16Z

Bananders:

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{{Quote
| text = "A hero is only made if villain allows"
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the co-creator of the Weeb's Cafe.

==Biography==

'''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying "Goodnight" about 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server.

Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat.

==Trivia==

* His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.
* He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''"cut them off"'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as "'''The Kira of Feet."'''
* Admitted to liking "'''tall women with tight abs"''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''"edited to make him look bad"'''
* On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, i cite : '''''"YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE"''''' to [[Kirin]] as he realized that such "compromising" informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''
* '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.
* For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.


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Fretro

2026-06-18T17:28:05Z

Bananders:

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the creator and owner of the Weeb's Cafe.

==Biography==

Fretro is the best mod; He is cool, calm, collected, and he is '''kind''' to the other moderators and operates the server like a '''democracy'''.

==Extra Details==
'''Fretro''' is the order to [[0-Z3U5|'''0-Z3U5's''']] chaos, though '''Zeus'''<nowiki/>' antics may one day cause him enough stress to give him an ulcer.

He's an insufferable film nerd. His favorite film of all time is the classic sci-fi movie "[[wikipedia:2001:_A_Space_Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]]".

His favorite anime of all time is '''[[wikipedia:Perfect_Blue|Perfect Blue]]'''.

'''[[Vinci|Vinci The Scourge]]''', successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.

'''Fretro''' is secretly '''[[0-Z3U5]]''' disguised as '''Fretro'''.


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Fretro

2026-06-18T17:27:42Z

Bananders: corrected misinformation and some weird grammar

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the creator and owner of the Weeb's Cafe.

==Biography==

Fretro is the best mod; He is cool, calm, collected, and he is '''kind''' to the other moderators and operates the server like a '''democracy'''.

==Extra Details==
'''Fretro''' is the order to [[0-Z3U5|'''0-Z3U5's''']] chaos, though '''Zeus'''<nowiki/>' antics may one day cause him enough stress to give him an ulcer.

He's an insufferable film nerd. His favorite film of all time, is the classic sci-fi movie "[[wikipedia:2001:_A_Space_Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]]".

His favorite anime of all time is '''[[wikipedia:Perfect_Blue|Perfect Blue]]'''.

'''[[Vinci|Vinci The Scourge]]''', successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.

'''Fretro''' is secretly '''[[0-Z3U5]]''' disguised as '''Fretro'''.


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Weeb's Cafe Wiki

2026-06-18T17:23:24Z

Bananders: /* Characters */

'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.

==Prominent Members==
* [[Hightsune Mikush]]
* [[The Peggler]]
* [[GachaDad]]
* [[KonekoCloak]]
* [[Kirin]]
* [[Bananders]]
* [[MintOmelet]]
* [[Iris-Chan]]
* [[Solnyshko]]
* [[Vinci]]
* [[0-Z3U5]]
* [[LeafsMatrix]]
* [[Fretro]]

==Lore & Events==
* [[The Great Car War]]
* [[The Files]]
* [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]
* [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]

==Browse==
* [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]