https://weebscafe.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=BanandersWeeb's Cafe - User contributions [en]2026-09-21T10:42:23ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.43.3https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Zl%C3%ADna&diff=646Zlína2026-09-14T06:44:08Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>== Zlína's humble backstory to joining weeb's cafe. ==<br />
'''Zlína''' is a mysterious wanderer of dimensions and one of the more recent souls to enter the realm known as '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br />
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Her arrival was not voluntary.<br />
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Before setting foot within the Cafe, Zlína belonged to the infamous '''Asylum on Stoat''', a realm whose inhabitants were already considered strange by most civilizations. There, she met her grisly fate at the hands of the notorious '''Twink Daze''', who murdered her in cold blood before casting her soul beyond the boundaries of the Asylum.<br />
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Yet death was not the end.<br />
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It was merely the beginning of her legend.<br />
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== The Death of Zlína ==<br />
Little is known about Zlína's life before her death.<br />
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What is known is that her existence within the Asylum on Stoat came to an abrupt and violent conclusion when '''Twink Daze''' struck her down.<br />
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Her physical body perished.<br />
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Her soul, however, refused to accept its fate.<br />
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Banished from the Asylum and left to drift through the endless void between worlds, Zlína wandered through darkness with neither destination nor purpose.<br />
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The laws of reality began to fracture around her.<br />
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Time ceased to move forward.<br />
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Space ceased to have meaning.<br />
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And somewhere beyond the boundaries of existence, something noticed her.<br />
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== The Skeleton Lord's Invitation ==<br />
At the edge of the dimensional abyss stood an ancient figure.<br />
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A towering skeleton clad in the remnants of forgotten royalty.<br />
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His name was '''Dank'''.<br />
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Legends claim that Dank was once a mortal king who sought immortality by sacrificing his flesh to the gods. The ritual succeeded—but only technically.<br />
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Now an immortal Skeleton Lord, Dank possessed forbidden knowledge of the pathways between realities.<br />
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And when he sensed Zlína's wandering soul, he opened a portal.<br />
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Not merely a portal through space.<br />
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Not merely a portal through time.<br />
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But a portal through '''the very concept of where someone is supposed to exist'''.<br />
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Through the swirling gateway came a voice:<blockquote>''“You have nowhere left to go.”''</blockquote>Zlína stared into the portal.<blockquote>''“So?”''</blockquote>Dank extended a skeletal hand.<blockquote>''“Then come somewhere you were never meant to be.”''</blockquote>And so Zlína stepped through.<br />
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== Arrival at Weebs Cafe ==<br />
Zlína emerged within a strange new realm.<br />
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It was called '''Weebs Cafe'''.<br />
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Unlike the Asylum on Stoat, the Cafe was not governed by ordinary laws of reality. Beautiful beings walked alongside terrifying ones. Ancient entities casually discussed the most insignificant topics imaginable. Warriors, degenerates, scholars, creatures, and forces that probably should not have been given internet access all coexisted beneath the same roof.<br />
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For the first time since her death, Zlína had found something resembling a home.<br />
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Unfortunately, she also found the inhabitants.<br />
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The moment she entered the Cafe, she encountered beings whose appearances ranged from ''“mysteriously beautiful”'' to ''“this creature should not legally exist.”''<br />
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Yet among all these beings, there was one creature that would become her greatest rival.<br />
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A creature seemingly harmless.<br />
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Small.<br />
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Yellow.<br />
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And possessing wings.<br />
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== The Bee Incident ==<br />
Its name has been lost to history.<br />
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Its motives remain unclear.<br />
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Its crimes are numerous.<br />
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It is simply known as '''the Sentient Bee'''.<br />
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Nobody knows why Zlína and the Bee began their feud.<br />
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Some historians claim it was an argument.<br />
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Others claim the Bee insulted her honor.<br />
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One forbidden manuscript claims that Zlína simply looked at the Bee once, and the Bee took that personally.<br />
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Whatever the truth may be, the result was inevitable.<br />
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'''Zlína declared war.'''<br />
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What began as a minor disagreement rapidly escalated into one of the most pointless conflicts in Weebs Cafe history.<br />
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The two have since engaged in countless verbal battles, psychological warfare, and increasingly elaborate acts of petty retaliation.<br />
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Neither has surrendered.<br />
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Neither intends to.<br />
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And neither appears capable of remembering what the original argument was about.<br />
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== The Prophecy of the Exiled Soul ==<br />
Ancient records recovered from Dank's dimensional archives contain a disturbing prophecy:<blockquote>''When the soul of the slain returns from beyond the void, the Cafe shall tremble.''<br />
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''The Skeleton Lord shall open the gate.''<br />
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''The beautiful shall witness her arrival.''<br />
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''The terrifying shall recognize her.''<br />
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''And the Bee shall know fear.''</blockquote>Whether this prophecy refers to Zlína or was simply written by Dank because he thought it sounded cool remains disputed by scholars.<br />
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Nevertheless, Zlína's presence within Weebs Cafe has already begun to alter the balance of power.<br />
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She is no longer the soul banished from the Asylum on Stoat.<br />
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She is no longer the victim of Twink Daze.<br />
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She is no longer a wandering spirit lost between realities.<br />
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She is '''Zlína of Weebs Cafe'''.<br />
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The Exiled Soul.<br />
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The Dimensional Wanderer.<br />
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The Unwilling Disciple of Dank.<br />
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And, most importantly—<br />
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'''The sworn enemy of the Bee.'''<br />
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Her story has only just begun.<br />
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== Trivia ==<br />
'''Zlína''' is mostly known for getting railed in a meat locker at her place of work.</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=MintOmelet&diff=628MintOmelet2026-09-11T07:41:38Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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MintOmelet joined The Cafe on February 20th, 2026.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
'''Mint''' was the most beautiful person in Weeb's Cafe. He was the prettiest boy in all the land. One could even say he was in "Mint" condition. <br />
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However, under his pretty face '''Mint''' frequently acted in quite an unseemly manner. He was known for frequently putting people down, being uncommonly mean, and issuing the most backhanded of compliments.<br />
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This culminated when Weeb's Cafe began a transition to '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]''', and instead of being normal about it, '''Mint''' frequently tried to guilt people into staying on '''Stoat''' to the point of insulting his friends. He left the cafe completely when '''[[Bananders]]''' read him for filth in general chat, and '''Mint''' later spread rumors that he was bullied out of the cafe.<br />
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It was later revealed that Mint '''may''' have had certain unsavory proclivities due to some things he had said to '''[[Chemkii]]''' in DMs..</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=MintOmelet&diff=627MintOmelet2026-09-11T07:39:26Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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MintOmelet joined The Cafe on February 20th, 2026.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
'''Mint''' was the most beautiful person in Weeb's Cafe. He was the prettiest boy in all the land. One could even say he was in "Mint" condition. <br />
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However, under his pretty face '''Mint''' frequently acted in quite an unseemly manner. He was known for frequently putting people down, being uncommonly mean, and issuing the most backhanded of compliments.<br />
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This culminated when Weeb's Cafe began a transition to '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]''', and instead of being normal about it, '''Mint''' frequently tried to guilt people into staying on '''Stoat''' to the point of insulting his friends. He left the cafe completely when '''[[Bananders]]''' read him for filth in general chat, and '''Mint''' later spread rumors that he was bullied out of the cafe.<br />
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Also was revealed he is most likely a Pedo do to things he said to Chemkii</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=626Lord Dank2026-08-30T04:15:02Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>[[File:Dank.png|thumb|262x262px|Lord Dank's PFP]]<br />
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'''Lord Dank''' first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
'''Lord Dank''' is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep. <br />
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One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama. <br />
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He is known to be everywhere and collects many flies in his evil web. For some reason, sickos seem to love him and think that he is one of them despite not being a gross incel. Do not mistake his relaxed, easy-going demeanor towards common bullshittery as an invitation to bring some actual disgusting fuckery into the server. He will simply make jokes as the other mods ban. <br />
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He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed. <br />
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== What people have to say about Lord Dank ==<br />
"Liches get bitches sounds like something dank would say." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"The court finds Lord Dank not guilty of cuck." -'''Miku-chan, Le Pervert'''<br />
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"I'll overthrow dank." -'''Chemkii'''<br />
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"Dank is not very huggable." -'''Lord Dank''' lying about himself<br />
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"Dank has boobs now." -'''Chel'''<br />
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"My favorite mods are dank, leaf, banan, kirin, and eyeflame." -'''[[Fretro]]'''<br />
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"Bend over for your daily spanking Dank." -'''Zomrife'''<br />
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"From what I'm told about dank in dms, I don't think he'd be typing if he had boobs." -'''Kasane Teto''' (Dank's alter ego)<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
'''Lord Dank''' has his own personal assistant.<br />
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'''Lord Dank''' was offered '''[[wikipedia:Lactation|breast milk]]''' on at least one occasion; He says it is delicious and helped him not feel sore after a workout thus sparking the debate in mod chat over whether or not each of them would try it.<br />
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He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.<br />
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His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere|borkdere]]'''.<br />
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He ate an entire lion once.<br />
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'''Lord Dank''' is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox. Canonically, he is a yandere as well, it is a shame he wasn't able to make things work with '''Luna'''.<br />
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In the critically acclaimed, award-winning MMORPG '''[https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/ Final Fantasty XIV]''' that '''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]''' forced '''Dank''' and '''[[Bananders]]''' to play at gunpoint, he enjoys thrusting as a goon class.<br />
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[[Category:Character]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Weeb%27s_Cafe_Wiki&diff=624Weeb's Cafe Wiki2026-08-27T17:59:02Z<p>Bananders: /* Moderators */</p>
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<div>'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.<br />
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==Prominent Members==<br />
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==== Moderators ====<br />
* [[0-Z3U5]]<br />
* [[Bananders]]<br />
* [[Eyeflame]]<br />
* [[Fretro]]<br />
* [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)<br />
* [[Iris-Chan]]<br />
* [[Kirin]]<br />
* [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin (Real)]]<br />
* [[LeafsMatrix]]<br />
* [[Lord Dank]]<br />
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==== Subhuman Otakus ====<br />
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* [[KonekoCloak]]<br />
* [[MintOmelet]]<br />
* [[Che3xy]]<br />
* [[Solnyshko]]<br />
* [[Sora gooner]]<br />
* [[Chemkii]]<br />
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==== Characters ====<br />
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* [[GachaDad]]<br />
* [[The Peggler]]<br />
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==== Infamous Enemies of the Realm ====<br />
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* [[Vinci|Vinci, The Scourge]]<br />
* Morii, The Depraved<br />
* Cube, The Clueless<br />
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==Lore & Events==<br />
* [[The Great Car War]]<br />
* [[The Files]]<br />
* [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]<br />
* [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]<br />
* [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]<br />
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== Miscellaneous ==<br />
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* [[Cool websites to browse]]<br />
* [[Zeus' Copypasta corner]]<br />
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==Browse==<br />
* [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Weeb%27s_Cafe_Wiki&diff=623Weeb's Cafe Wiki2026-08-27T17:58:41Z<p>Bananders: /* Infamous Enemies of the Realm */</p>
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<div>'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.<br />
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==Prominent Members==<br />
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==== Moderators ====<br />
* [[0-Z3U5]]<br />
* [[Bananders]]<br />
* [[Eyeflame]]<br />
* [[Fretro]]<br />
* [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)<br />
* [[Iris-Chan]]<br />
* [[Kirin]]<br />
* [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin (Real)]]<br />
* [[LeafsMatrix]]<br />
* [[Lord Dank]]<br />
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==== Subhuman Otakus ====<br />
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* [[KonekoCloak]]<br />
* [[MintOmelet]]<br />
* [[Che3xy]]<br />
* [[Solnyshko]]<br />
* [[Sora gooner]]<br />
* [[Chemkii]]<br />
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==== Characters ====<br />
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* [[GachaDad]]<br />
* [[The Peggler]]<br />
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==== Infamous Enemies of the Realm ====<br />
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* [[Vinci]], The Scourge<br />
* Morii, The Depraved<br />
* Cube, The Clueless<br />
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==Lore & Events==<br />
* [[The Great Car War]]<br />
* [[The Files]]<br />
* [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]<br />
* [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]<br />
* [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]<br />
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== Miscellaneous ==<br />
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* [[Cool websites to browse]]<br />
* [[Zeus' Copypasta corner]]<br />
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==Browse==<br />
* [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=0-Z3U5&diff=6210-Z3U52026-08-27T06:37:56Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the co-creator of the Weeb's Cafe. <br />
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'''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying "Goodnight" roughly 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server. <br />
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Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat. <br />
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Zeus recently shaved his beard which has earned apparently earned him quite a bit of attention from the ladies. In real life, when he is not being a chud online, he is being a chad. This surprised many of the cafe denizens to hear given his track record of chudery. <br />
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According to the oracle '''Nevi''', his is most compatible with '''Snaps''', his mortal enemy. Perhaps this is the reason he has been so obsessed with where Snaps is located... because he needs to find his most compatible lover when '''[[Fretro]]''' inevitably becomes a famous movie director and leaves the Cafe behind for good. Who will take care of '''Zeus''' then? Who will fuck him the way he needs? Snaps may fill the hole that '''Fretro''' leaves behind. <br />
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A little known fact about '''Zeus''' is that he is cursed and haunted by his '''evil dead baby uncles''' on his father's side. They supposedly cursed his academics according to a local priest when his parents consulted them. He went through several intricate rituals in order to break the curse, but we are still awaiting to see if they worked. <br />
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== What people have to say about 0-Z3U5 ==<br />
"Zeus is sweet." -'''[[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]]'''<br />
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"Zeus is pretty eloquent." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
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"Who doesn't want to slap Zeus tbh" -'''[[Fretro]]'''<br />
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"Zeus would let anyone smash." -'''[[Chemkii]]'''<br />
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"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''<br />
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"Zeus is always open to learning something new, it's pretty respectable." -'''[[Che3xy]]'''<br />
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"I'm starting to think zeus's obsession with feet isn't ironic." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"Why are you such a coward Zeus" - '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]'''<br />
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* His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.<br />
* He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''"cut them off"'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as "'''The Kira of Feet."'''<br />
* Admitted to liking "'''tall women with tight abs"''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''"edited to make him look bad"''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''. <br />
* On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, I cite : '''''"YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE"''''' to [[Kirin (She/Her)|'''Kirin''']] as he realized that such "compromising" informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''<!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--><br />
* '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.<br />
* '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.<br />
* For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.<br />
* He allegedly asked '''[[Bananders]]''' to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover '''Fretro.'''<br />
* When asked the most important question on the server "Would you try breast milk?" He said that he would. His answer was nowhere near as enthusiastic as '''Fretro's''' or '''Kirin's'''.<br />
* '''Zeus''' had a survivalist phase when he was younger, where he developed a watersports kink.<br />
* When '''Zeus''' found out about '''[[Eyeflame|Eyeflame's]]''' plan to move in when he and '''[[Bananders]]''' get married, he stormed into general chat and stated "'''Eyeflame''' what is this bro? Are we deadass?" Perhaps there will be a bloodbath in the '''Bananders Household'''. <br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Eyeflame&diff=620Eyeflame2026-08-27T06:15:50Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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==Biography==<br />
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'''Eyeflame''' is a moderator for both The Cafe, and the entire '''[https://stoat.chat/ Stoat]''' platform. He likes '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]'''... '''A Lot'''. Maybe even an unhealthy amount. He promotes it like it's his job. He is also close personal friends with '''Fluxer's''' founder, '''Hampus'''. He sometimes calls himself daddy.<br />
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== What people have to say about Eyeflame ==<br />
"We love daddy Eyeflame here." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
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"Eyeflame's chill." -'''[[Che3xy|Cheexy]]'''<br />
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"Eyeflame is daddy." -'''Cube'''<br />
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"I like Eyeflame." -'''Eyeflame'''<br />
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He is best friends with '''Hampus'''.<br />
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'''Eyeflame''' intends to move in with '''[[Bananders]]''' and '''[[0-Z3U5|Zeus]]''' after they get married. He has not asked Zeus yet.<br />
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He admitted his deep and abiding love for '''Bananders''' multiple times, though he swears it isn't romantic.<br />
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The answer to the most important question was in line with the rest of the mods. Make of that what you will.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Solnyshko&diff=608Solnyshko2026-08-26T02:53:37Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>{{Character|name=Solnyshko|aliases=Sol, Sport, Luxurity, Fuckass, Jikan |relatives=Bananders - Uncle|species=Gremlin|gender=child|debut=March 16th 2026|image=Sol's pfp.jpg}}{{Quote<br />
| text = "We should all blindly trust Zeus' word."<br />
| speaker = Sol<br />
| source = General Chat<br />
}} <br />
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'''Solnyshko''' (Sol) joined Weeb's cafe in March 2026. <br />
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== Biography ==<br />
'''Sol''' is a very kindhearted, sweet, and pure individual who sometimes eats boogers. She plays the part of '''[[wikipedia:Tsundere|tsundere]]''', but she is a very lovely person to talk to. For the span of a few months, '''Sol''' was banned from the cafe for a fight with her nemesis, '''Cube''', where she said such vile things '''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]''' had no choice but to ban her for a time. <br />
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Despite inviting her back after the mods agreed that she had served her time, '''Morii The Depraved''' said publicly that she should be sent to the barn to be tortured. None of the mods agreed with this sentiment because '''Sol''' is their favorite little booger eater, but the screenshot of his words nevertheless reached '''Sol''' who declined the invitation. <br />
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She finally rejoined a few months later after '''Morii the Depraved''', and '''Cube''' had been banished. We are all very glad she's back. :)</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Solnyshko&diff=607Solnyshko2026-08-26T02:52:38Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>{{Character|name=Solnyshko|aliases=Sol, Sport, Luxurity, Fuckass, Jikan |relatives=Bananders - Uncle|species=Gremlin|gender=child|debut=March 16th 2026|image=Sol's pfp.jpg}}{{Quote<br />
| text = "We should all blindly trust Zeus' word."<br />
| speaker = Sol<br />
| source = General Chat<br />
}} <br />
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'''Solnyshko''' (Sol) joined Weeb's cafe in March 2026. <br />
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== Biography ==<br />
'''Sol''' is a very kindhearted, sweet, and pure individual who sometimes eats boogers. She plays the part of '''[[wikipedia:Tsundere|tsundere]]''', but she is a very lovely person to talk to. For the span of a few months, '''Sol''' was banned from the cafe for a fight with her nemesis, '''Cube''', where she said such vile things '''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]''' had no choice but to ban her for a time. <br />
<br />
Despite inviting her back after the mods agreed that she had served her time, '''Morii The Depraved''', said that she should be sent to the barn to be tortured. None of the mods agreed with this sentiment because '''Sol''' is their favorite little booger eater, but the screenshot of his words nevertheless reached '''Sol''' who declined the invitation. <br />
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She finally rejoined a few months later after '''Morii the Depraved''', and '''Cube''' had been banished. We are all very glad she's back. :)</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Solnyshko&diff=606Solnyshko2026-08-26T02:51:00Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>{{Character|name=Solnyshko|aliases=Sol, Sport, Luxurity, Fuckass, Jikan |relatives=Bananders - Uncle|species=Gremlin|gender=child|debut=March 16th 2026|image=Sol's pfp.jpg}}{{Quote<br />
| text = "We should all blindly trust Zeus' word."<br />
| speaker = Sol<br />
| source = General Chat<br />
}} <br />
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'''Solnyshko''' (Sol) joined Weeb's cafe in March 2026. <br />
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== Biography ==<br />
'''Sol''' is a very kindhearted, sweet, and pure individual who sometimes eats boogers. She plays the part of '''[[wikipedia:Tsundere|tsundere]]''', but she is a very lovely person to talk to. For the span of a few months, '''Sol''' was banned from the cafe for a fight with her nemesis, '''Cube''', where she said such vile things '''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]''' had no choice but to ban her for a time. <br />
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Despite inviting her back after the mods agreed that she had served her time, Morii The Debauched, said that she should be sent to the barn to be tortured. None of the mods agreed with this sentiment because Sol is their favorite little gremlin, but the screenshot of his words nevertheless reached '''Sol''' who declined the invitation. <br />
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She finally rejoined a few months later after Morii the Debauched, and Cube had been banished. We are all very glad she's back. :)</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Kirin_(She/Her)&diff=605Kirin (She/Her)2026-08-26T02:27:17Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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| text = "Bunjour."<br />
| speaker = Kirin (She/Her)<br />
| receiver = <br />
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'''Kirin''' originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
Public opinion on '''Kirin''' is generally '''positive'''. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team. Operating on an internal clock of about 30 hours per sleep/wake cycle, she is constantly ruining her sleep schedule.<br />
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It is currently speculated that '''Kirin''' works for the '''[[wikipedia:Soviet_Union|USSR]]''' given that she was able to seamlessly recreate a known '''Russian''' <s>''prison''</s> '''apartment complex''' in the Weeb's Cafe '''Minecraft''' server even down to the "'''Penor Inspection Chamber'''." When she inevitably makes it big and becomes a millionaire, she promised by buy '''[[Bananders]]''' a life-sized plushy of Itachi Uchiha (including chicken) so that Bananders can drive in the carpool lane.<br />
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'''[[0-Z3U5]]''' allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. '''Kirin''' vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence '''Zeus''' provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement.<br />
[[File:Allegations.jpg|none|thumb|Courtroom sketch of the receipts of '''Kirin's''' DM history with '''Zeus''']]<br />
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== What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==<br />
"I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too '''good'''." - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
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"Responsible and also an aunt, has '''twink stomach disease''' so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim." - '''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
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"'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)" - Cube<br />
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"'''Kirin''' is 8/10" - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
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"'''Kirin''' is giving me a virus" - '''Sora (Girl)'''<br />
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"'''Kirin''' is a lady?" - '''Gab'''<br />
<br />
"The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel" - Anonymous<br />
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"We'll kill you '''Kirin'''" - [[Hightsune Mikush|'''Hightsune Mikush''']]<br />
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== Trivia ==<br />
'''Kirin''' has a terminal love of [[wikipedia:MILF|'''MILFs''']]. She has stated that any computer that cannot show her MILFs is useless.<br />
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When asked if '''Kirin''' would drink '''breast milk''', she has stated that she would "Duel her future child over who gets the milk." And that sometimes children need to make sacrifices for her "gains".<br />
<br />
Her special skill is finding niche erotic art, but she cannot look at it; She simply hovers her cursor over it to sense the image like a strange porn jedi.<br />
<br />
As a child she first gained consciousness when she felt the divine calling to slay '''[https://finalfantasywiki.com/wiki/Ifrit Ifrit]''' at the tender age of 3. She is still on that quest.<br />
<br />
She recently held both '''[[Bananders]]''' and '''[[Lord Dank]]''' at gunpoint to force them to purchase the free trial of the critically acclaimed MMORPG '''[https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/ Final Fantasy XIV]''' using the code '''#Kirin_MILFHunter''' for 10% off.</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Weeb%27s_Cafe_Wiki&diff=604Weeb's Cafe Wiki2026-08-24T21:49:29Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.<br />
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==Prominent Members==<br />
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==== Moderators ====<br />
* [[0-Z3U5]]<br />
* [[Bananders]]<br />
* [[Eyeflame]]<br />
* [[Fretro]]<br />
* [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)<br />
* [[Iris-Chan]]<br />
* [[Kirin]]<br />
* [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin (Real)]]<br />
* [[LeafsMatrix]]<br />
* [[Lord Dank]]<br />
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==== Subhuman Otakus ====<br />
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* [[KonekoCloak]]<br />
* [[MintOmelet]]<br />
* [[Che3xy]]<br />
* [[Solnyshko]]<br />
* [[Sora gooner]]<br />
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==== Characters ====<br />
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* [[GachaDad]]<br />
* [[The Peggler]]<br />
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==== Infamous Enemies of the Realm ====<br />
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* [[Vinci]]<br />
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==Lore & Events==<br />
* [[The Great Car War]]<br />
* [[The Files]]<br />
* [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]<br />
* [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]<br />
* [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]<br />
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== Miscellaneous ==<br />
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* [[Cool websites to browse]]<br />
* [[Zeus' Copypasta corner]]<br />
<br />
==Browse==<br />
* [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=603Lord Dank2026-08-24T21:16:50Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>[[File:Dank.png|thumb|262x262px|Lord Dank's PFP]]<br />
{{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}<br />
{{Quote<br />
| text = "My bussy </3."<br />
| speaker = LordDank<br />
| source = Chat<br />
}}<br />
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'''Lord Dank''' first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
'''Lord Dank''' is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep. <br />
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One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama. <br />
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He is known to be everywhere and collects many flies in his evil web. For some reason, sickos seem to love him and think that he is one of them despite not being a gross incel. Do not mistake his relaxed, easy-going demeanor towards common bullshittery as an invitation to bring some actual disgusting fuckery into the server. He will simply make jokes as the other mods ban. <br />
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He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed. <br />
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== What people have to say about Lord Dank ==<br />
"Liches get bitches sounds like something dank would say." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"The court finds Lord Dank not guilty of cuck." -'''Miku-chan, Le Pervert'''<br />
<br />
"I'll overthrow dank." -'''Chemkii'''<br />
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"Dank is not very huggable." -'''Lord Dank''' lying about himself<br />
<br />
"Dank has boobs now." -'''Chel'''<br />
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"My favorite mods are dank, leaf, banan, kirin, and eyeflame." -'''[[Fretro]]'''<br />
<br />
"Bend over for your daily spanking Dank." -'''Zomrife'''<br />
<br />
"From what I'm told about dank in dms, I don't think he'd be typing if he had boobs." -'''Kasane Teto''' (Dank's alter ego)<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
'''Lord Dank''' has his own personal assistant.<br />
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'''Lord Dank''' was offered '''[[wikipedia:Lactation|breast milk]]''' on at least one occasion; He says it is delicious and helped him not feel sore after a workout thus sparking the debate in mod chat over whether or not each of them would try it.<br />
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He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.<br />
<br />
His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere|borkdere]]'''.<br />
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He ate an entire lion once.<br />
<br />
'''Lord Dank''' is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox. Canonically, he is a yandere as well, it is a shame he wasn't able to make things work with '''Luna'''.<br />
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In the critically acclaimed, award-winning MMORPG '''[https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/ Final Fantasty XIV]''' that '''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]''' forced '''Dank''' and '''[[Bananders]]''' to play at gunpoint, he enjoys thrusting as a goon class.<br />
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[[Category:Character]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Kirin_(She/Her)&diff=602Kirin (She/Her)2026-08-24T19:12:14Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>{{Quote<br />
| text = "You brofist a hundred people and nobody bats an eye, and you fist ONE guy and that's all you're known for."<br />
| speaker = Kirin (She/Her)<br />
| receiver = <br />
| attribution = <br />
| source =<br />
}}<br />
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'''Kirin''' originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
Public opinion on '''Kirin''' is generally '''positive'''. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team. Operating on an internal clock of about 30 hours per sleep/wake cycle, she is constantly ruining her sleep schedule.<br />
<br />
It is currently speculated that '''Kirin''' works for the '''[[wikipedia:Soviet_Union|USSR]]''' given that she was able to seamlessly recreate a known '''Russian''' <s>''prison''</s> '''apartment complex''' in the Weeb's Cafe '''Minecraft''' server even down to the "'''Penor Inspection Chamber'''." When she inevitably makes it big and becomes a millionaire, she promised by buy '''[[Bananders]]''' a life-sized plushy of Itachi Uchiha (including chicken) so that Bananders can drive in the carpool lane.<br />
<br />
'''[[0-Z3U5]]''' allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. '''Kirin''' vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence '''Zeus''' provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement.<br />
[[File:Allegations.jpg|none|thumb|Courtroom sketch of the receipts of '''Kirin's''' DM history with '''Zeus''']]<br />
<br />
== What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==<br />
"I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too '''good'''." - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
<br />
"Responsible and also an aunt, has '''twink stomach disease''' so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim." - '''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
<br />
"'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)" - Cube<br />
<br />
"'''Kirin''' is 8/10" - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
<br />
"'''Kirin''' is giving me a virus" - '''Sora (Girl)'''<br />
<br />
"'''Kirin''' is a lady?" - '''Gab'''<br />
<br />
"The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel" - Anonymous<br />
<br />
"We'll kill you '''Kirin'''" - [[Hightsune Mikush|'''Hightsune Mikush''']]<br />
<br />
== Trivia ==<br />
'''Kirin''' has a terminal love of [[wikipedia:MILF|'''MILFs''']]. She has stated that any computer that cannot show her MILFs is useless.<br />
<br />
When asked if '''Kirin''' would drink '''breast milk''', she has stated that she would "Duel her future child over who gets the milk." And that sometimes children need to make sacrifices for her "gains".<br />
<br />
Her special skill is finding niche erotic art, but she cannot look at it; She simply hovers her cursor over it to sense the image like a strange porn jedi.<br />
<br />
As a child she first gained consciousness when she felt the divine calling to slay '''[https://finalfantasywiki.com/wiki/Ifrit Ifrit]''' at the tender age of 3. She is still on that quest.<br />
<br />
She recently held both '''[[Bananders]]''' and '''[[Lord Dank]]''' at gunpoint to force them to purchase the free trial of the critically acclaimed MMORPG '''[https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/ Final Fantasy XIV]''' using the code '''#Kirin_MILFHunter''' for 10% off.</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Kirin_(She/Her)&diff=601Kirin (She/Her)2026-08-24T19:10:43Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>{{Quote<br />
| text = "You brofist a hundred people and nobody bats an eye, and you fist ONE guy and that's all you're known for."<br />
| speaker = Kirin (She/Her)<br />
| receiver = <br />
| attribution = <br />
| source =<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Kirin''' originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
Public opinion on '''Kirin''' is generally '''positive'''. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team. Operating on an internal clock of about 30 hours per sleep/wake cycle, she is constantly ruining her sleep schedule.<br />
<br />
It is currently speculated that '''Kirin''' works for the '''[[wikipedia:Soviet_Union|USSR]]''' given that she was able to seamlessly recreate a known '''Russian''' <s>''prison''</s> '''apartment complex''' in the Weeb's Cafe '''Minecraft''' server even down to the "'''Penor Inspection Chamber'''." When she inevitably makes it big and becomes a millionaire, she promised by buy '''[[Bananders]]''' a life-sized plushy of Itachi Uchiha (including chicken) so that Bananders can drive in the carpool lane.<br />
<br />
'''[[0-Z3U5]]''' allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. '''Kirin''' vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence '''Zeus''' provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement.<br />
[[File:Allegations.jpg|none|thumb|Courtroom sketch of the receipts of '''Kirin's''' DM history with '''Zeus''']]<br />
<br />
== What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==<br />
"I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too '''good'''." - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
<br />
"Responsible and also an aunt, has '''twink stomach disease''' so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim." - '''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
<br />
"'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)" - Cube<br />
<br />
"'''Kirin''' is 8/10" - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
<br />
"'''Kirin''' is giving me a virus" - '''Sora (Girl)'''<br />
<br />
"'''Kirin''' is a lady?" - '''Gab'''<br />
<br />
"The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel" - Anonymous<br />
<br />
"We'll kill you '''Kirin'''" - [[Hightsune Mikush|'''Hightsune Mikush''']]<br />
<br />
== Trivia ==<br />
'''Kirin''' has a terminal love of [[wikipedia:MILF|'''MILFs''']]. She has stated that any computer that cannot show her MILFs is useless.<br />
<br />
When asked if '''Kirin''' would drink '''breast milk''', she has stated that she would "Duel her future child over who gets the milk." And that sometimes children need to make sacrifices for her "gains".<br />
<br />
Her special skill is finding niche erotic art, but she cannot look at it; She simply hovers her cursor over it to sense the image like a strange porn jedi.<br />
<br />
As a child she first gained consciousness when she felt the divine calling to slay Ifrit at the tender age of 3. She is still on that quest.<br />
<br />
She recently held both '''[[Bananders]]''' and '''[[Lord Dank]]''' at gunpoint to force them to purchase the free trial of the critically acclaimed MMORPG '''[https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/ Final Fantasy XIV]''' using the code '''#Kirin_MILFHunter''' for 10% off.</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Eyeflame&diff=600Eyeflame2026-08-24T05:43:34Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>[[File:Eyeflame pfp.webp|thumb|160x160px|Eyeflame's PFP]]<!--This is the default structure of how you can usually create a page about a character, whether from a movie, TV series, video game, book, or comic. They typically share common elements, such as an introduction or a biography. These instructions between arrows (using the source editor) or with the exclamation mark icon (visual editor) are internal and are not shown in the public version to read, and you can remove them once you have learnt how to create the page.<br />
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'''Eyeflame''' is a moderator for both The Cafe, and the entire '''[https://stoat.chat/ Stoat]''' platform. He likes '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]'''... '''A Lot'''. Maybe even an unhealthy amount. He promotes it like it's his job. He is also close personal friends with '''Fluxer's''' founder, '''Hampus'''. He sometimes calls himself daddy.<br />
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== What people have to say about Eyeflame ==<br />
"We love daddy Eyeflame here." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
<br />
"Eyeflame's chill." -'''[[Che3xy|Cheexy]]'''<br />
<br />
"Eyeflame is daddy." -'''Cube'''<br />
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"I like Eyeflame." -'''Eyeflame'''<br />
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He is best friends with '''Hampus'''.<br />
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'''Eyeflame''' intends to move in with '''[[Bananders]]''' and '''[[0-Z3U5|Zeus]]''' after they get married. He has not asked Zeus yet.<br />
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'''Eyeflame''' is a moderator for both The Cafe, and the entire '''[https://stoat.chat/ Stoat]''' platform. He likes '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]'''... '''A Lot'''. Maybe even an unhealthy amount. He promotes it like it's his job. He is also close personal friends with '''Fluxer's''' founder, '''Hampus'''. He sometimes calls himself daddy.<br />
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== What people have to say about Eyeflame ==<br />
"We love daddy Eyeflame here." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
<br />
"Eyeflame's chill." -'''[[Che3xy|Cheexy]]'''<br />
<br />
"Eyeflame is daddy." -'''Cube'''<br />
<br />
"I like Eyeflame." -'''Eyeflame'''<br />
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He is best friends with '''Hampus'''.<br />
<br />
'''Eyeflame''' intends to move in with Bananders and Zeus after they get married. He has not asked Zeus yet.<br />
<br />
The answer to the most important question was in line with the rest of the mods. Make of that what you will.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Weeb%27s_Cafe_Wiki&diff=598Weeb's Cafe Wiki2026-08-24T05:40:16Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.<br />
<br />
==Prominent Members==<br />
<br />
==== Moderators ====<br />
* [[0-Z3U5]]<br />
* [[Bananders]]<br />
* [[Eyeflame]]<br />
* [[Fretro]]<br />
* [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)<br />
* [[Iris-Chan]]<br />
* [[Kirin]]<br />
* [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin (Real)]]<br />
* [[LeafsMatrix]]<br />
* [[Lord Dank]]<br />
<br />
==== Subhuman Otakus ====<br />
<br />
* [[KonekoCloak]]<br />
* [[MintOmelet]]<br />
* [[Che3xy]]<br />
* [[Solnyshko]]<br />
* [[Vinci]]<br />
* [[Sora gooner]]<br />
<br />
==== Characters ====<br />
<br />
* [[GachaDad]]<br />
* [[The Peggler]]<br />
<br />
==Lore & Events==<br />
* [[The Great Car War]]<br />
* [[The Files]]<br />
* [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]<br />
* [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]<br />
* [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]<br />
<br />
== Miscellaneous ==<br />
<br />
* [[Cool websites to browse]]<br />
* [[Zeus' Copypasta corner]]<br />
<br />
==Browse==<br />
* [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Eyeflame&diff=597Eyeflame2026-08-24T05:40:02Z<p>Bananders: Created page with "Eyeflame's PFP<!--This is the default structure of how you can usually create a page about a character, whether from a movie, TV series, video game, book, or comic. They typically share common elements, such as an introduction or a biography. These instructions between arrows (using the source editor) or with the exclamation mark icon (visual editor) are internal and are not shown in the public version to read, and you can remov..."</p>
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' joined Weeb's Cafe in April 2026. <br />
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==Biography==<br />
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'''Eyeflame''' is a moderator for both The Cafe, and the entire '''[https://stoat.chat/ Stoat]''' platform. He likes '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]'''... '''A Lot'''. Maybe even an unhealthy amount. He promotes it like it's his job. He is also close personal friends with '''Fluxer's''' founder, '''Hampus'''. He sometimes calls himself daddy.<br />
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== What people have to say about Leaf ==<br />
"We love daddy Eyeflame here." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
<br />
"Eyeflame's chill." -'''[[Che3xy|Cheexy]]'''<br />
<br />
"Eyeflame is daddy." -'''Cube'''<br />
<br />
"I like Eyeflame." -'''Eyeflame'''<br />
<br />
==Trivia<!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.-->==<br />
He is best friends with '''Hampus'''.<br />
<br />
'''Eyeflame''' intends to move in with Bananders and Zeus after they get married. He has not asked Zeus yet.<br />
<br />
The answer to the most important question was in line with the rest of the mods. Make of that what you will.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=File:Eyeflame_pfp.webp&diff=596File:Eyeflame pfp.webp2026-08-24T05:28:46Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>Eyeflame pfp</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Weeb%27s_Cafe_Wiki&diff=595Weeb's Cafe Wiki2026-08-24T05:23:51Z<p>Bananders: /* Moderators */</p>
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<div>'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.<br />
<br />
==Prominent Members==<br />
<br />
==== Moderators ====<br />
* [[0-Z3U5]]<br />
* [[Bananders]]<br />
* Eyeflame<br />
* [[Fretro]]<br />
* [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)<br />
* [[Iris-Chan]]<br />
* [[Kirin]]<br />
* [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin (Real)]]<br />
* [[LeafsMatrix]]<br />
* [[Lord Dank]]<br />
<br />
==== Subhuman Otakus ====<br />
<br />
* [[KonekoCloak]]<br />
* [[MintOmelet]]<br />
* [[Che3xy]]<br />
* [[Solnyshko]]<br />
* [[Vinci]]<br />
* [[Sora gooner]]<br />
<br />
==== Characters ====<br />
<br />
* [[GachaDad]]<br />
* [[The Peggler]]<br />
<br />
==Lore & Events==<br />
* [[The Great Car War]]<br />
* [[The Files]]<br />
* [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]<br />
* [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]<br />
* [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]<br />
<br />
== Miscellaneous ==<br />
<br />
* [[Cool websites to browse]]<br />
* [[Zeus' Copypasta corner]]<br />
<br />
==Browse==<br />
* [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=LeafsMatrix&diff=594LeafsMatrix2026-08-23T18:45:26Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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| speaker = Leaf<br />
| receiver = <br />
| attribution = <br />
| source = General Chat<br />
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 6th 2026. He became a moderator in the Weeb's Cafe relatively quickly. <br />
<br />
==Biography==<br />
<!-- When creating a new page, remember to use different sections, add proper formatting using wikitext, and most importantly, add images and add links to other related articles whenever possible. You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--><br />
'''LeafsMatrix''' has a [https://x.com/home Twitter/X] from [https://www.fortnite.com/ Fortnite] leaks and general hype for it and [https://one-piece.com/index.html One Piece]. Use his Support-A-Creator Code: "'''LeafsMatrix'''" in the [https://www.fortnite.com/item-shop?creator-code=LeafsMatrix Fortnite Item Shop] to support him.. ''#Ad #EpicPartner''<br />
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In April of 2026, Leaf gave birth to his '''Chud Son''', [[GachaDad]], which has since caused a severe outbreak of gambling addiction within the '''Cafe'''. It was a major success. <br />
<br />
On April 16th, 2026, '''Leaf''' implemented '''[[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Operation: Gooner Ragnarok]]''', using his mod powers to completely '''wipe out''' the NSFW category in Weeb's Cafe. This led to the exodus of people who were only in the server to goon. '''Sora''', a formerly active member, was so incensed that he left the Stoat platform completely. <br />
<br />
== What people have to say about Leaf ==<br />
"Leaf laughs like an shounen villain." -'''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
<br />
"Leaf is like me but good, I am like Leaf but evil." -[[Lord Dank|'''Lord Dank''']]<br />
<br />
"Leaf wants Luffy." -'''Eyeflame'''<br />
<br />
"Leaf is like a brother to me." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
<br />
"Leaf is a... leaf." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"They'll kill you Leaf" -'''[[Hightsune Mikush]]'''<br />
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==Trivia<!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.-->==<br />
'''Leaf''' has been distraught since the disappearance of his lover, [[Hightsune Mikush|Hightsune Mikush.]] <br />
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He just kind of '''knows people.''' Like, you will be talking to him about something and he somehow just knows a guy from whatever you've mentioned. He also likes the colours green and purple. <br />
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He is prone to fits of '''Gamer Rage''', and is banned from several platforms. <br />
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'''[[Vinci|Vinci, The Scourge]]''', was so successful in igniting '''Leaf's Gamer Rage''', that he crashed out hard in the General Chat. He has yet to recover. <br />
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Canonically has '''gigantic badonkadonks'''... and a lot of friends. <br />
<br />
Currently on '''[[KonekoCloak]]''''s hit list after commiting the '''Deadly 8th Sin''' of slandering [https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]. <br />
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When asked if he would drink breast milk, '''Leaf''' states that he would '''"rather die"''' even if it was from his own wife and she were suffering. He would dispose of it, liquid gold that it is, and called the rest of the mods "weird" for mostly agreeing that they would at the very least try it.<br />
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Leaf has a tendency to forget what he tells people, and is always shocked when people remember things about him like his favorite tea or that he must wear shorts and a t-shirt no matter the weather. <br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=LeafsMatrix&diff=593LeafsMatrix2026-08-23T18:39:33Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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| deathPlace = <br />
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| height = <br />
| weight = <br />
| eyes = <br />
| portrayedby = <br />
| appearsin = <br />
| debut = March 6th 2026<br />
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{{Quote<br />
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| speaker = Leaf<br />
| receiver = <br />
| attribution = <br />
| source = General Chat<br />
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 6th 2026. He became a moderator in the Weeb's Cafe relatively quickly. <br />
<br />
==Biography==<br />
<!-- When creating a new page, remember to use different sections, add proper formatting using wikitext, and most importantly, add images and add links to other related articles whenever possible. You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--><br />
'''LeafsMatrix''' has a [https://x.com/home Twitter/X] from [https://www.fortnite.com/ Fortnite] leaks and general hype for it and [https://one-piece.com/index.html One Piece]. Use his Support-A-Creator Code: "'''LeafsMatrix'''" in the [https://www.fortnite.com/item-shop?creator-code=LeafsMatrix Fortnite Item Shop] to support him.. ''#Ad #EpicPartner''<br />
<br />
In April of 2026, Leaf gave birth to his '''Chud Son''', [[GachaDad]], which has since caused a severe outbreak of gambling addiction within the '''Cafe'''. It was a major success. <br />
<br />
On April 16th, 2026, '''Leaf''' implemented '''[[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Operation: Gooner Ragnarok]]''', using his mod powers to completely '''wipe out''' the NSFW category in Weeb's Cafe. This led to the exodus of people who were only in the server to goon. '''Sora''', a formerly active member, was so incensed that he left the Stoat platform completely. <br />
<br />
== What people have to say about Leaf ==<br />
"Leaf laughs like an shounen villain." -'''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
<br />
"Leaf is like me but good, I am like Leaf but evil." -[[Lord Dank|'''Lord Dank''']]<br />
<br />
"Leaf wants Luffy." -'''Eyeflame'''<br />
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"Leaf is like a brother to me." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
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"Leaf is a... leaf." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"They'll kill you Leaf" -'''[[Hightsune Mikush]]'''<br />
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'''Leaf''' has been distraught since the disappearance of his lover, [[Hightsune Mikush|Hightsune Mikush.]] <br />
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He just kind of '''knows people.''' Like, you will be talking to him about something and he somehow just knows a guy from whatever you've mentioned. He also likes the colours green and purple. <br />
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He is prone to fits of '''Gamer Rage''', and is banned from several platforms. <br />
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'''[[Vinci|Vinci, The Scourge]]''', was so successful in igniting '''Leaf's Gamer Rage''', that he crashed out hard in the General Chat. He has yet to recover. <br />
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Canonically has '''gigantic badonkadonks'''... and a lot of friends. <br />
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Currently on '''[[KonekoCloak]]''''s hit list after commiting the '''Deadly 8th Sin''' of slandering [https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]. <br />
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When asked if he would drink breast milk, '''Leaf''' states that he would '''"rather die"''' even if it was from his own wife and she were suffering. He would dispose of it, liquid gold that it is, and called the rest of the mods "weird" for mostly agreeing that they would at the very least try it.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=LeafsMatrix&diff=592LeafsMatrix2026-08-23T18:38:57Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 6th 2026. He became a moderator in the Weeb's Cafe relatively quickly. <br />
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'''LeafsMatrix''' has a [https://x.com/home Twitter/X] from [https://www.fortnite.com/ Fortnite] leaks and general hype for it and [https://one-piece.com/index.html One Piece]. Use his Support-A-Creator Code: "'''LeafsMatrix'''" in the [https://www.fortnite.com/item-shop?creator-code=LeafsMatrix Fortnite Item Shop] to support him.. ''#Ad #EpicPartner''<br />
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In April of 2026, Leaf gave birth to his '''Chud Son''', [[GachaDad]], which has since caused a severe outbreak of gambling addiction within the '''Cafe'''. It was a major success. <br />
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On April 16th, 2026, '''Leaf''' implemented '''[[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Operation: Gooner Ragnarok]]''', using his mod powers to completely '''wipe out''' the NSFW category in Weeb's Cafe. This led to the exodus of people who were only in the server to goon. '''Sora''', a formerly active member, was so incensed that he left the Stoat platform completely. <br />
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== What people have to say about Leaf ==<br />
"Leaf laughs like an shounen villain." -'''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
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"Leaf is like me but good, I am like Leaf but evil." -[[Lord Dank|'''Lord Dank''']]<br />
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"Leaf wants Luffy." -'''Eyeflame'''<br />
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"Leaf is like a brother to me." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
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"Leaf is a... leaf." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"They'll kill you Leaf" -'''[[Hightsune Mikush]]'''<br />
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'''Leaf''' has been distraught since the disappearance of his lover, [[Hightsune Mikush|Hightsune Mikush.]] <br />
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He just kind of '''knows people.''' Like, you will be talking to him about something and he somehow just knows a guy from whatever you've mentioned. He also likes the colours green and purple. <br />
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He is prone to fits of '''Gamer Rage''', and is banned from several platforms. <br />
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'''[[Vinci|Vinci, The Scourge]]''', was so successful in igniting '''Leaf's Gamer Rage''', that he crashed out hard in the General Chat. He has yet to recover. <br />
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Canonically has '''gigantic badonkadonks'''... and a lot of friends. <br />
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Currently on [https://weebs-cafe.fandom.com/wiki/KonekoCloak '''KonekoCloak''']'s hit list after commiting the '''Deadly 8th Sin''' of slandering [https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]. <br />
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When asked if he would drink breast milk, '''Leaf''' states that he would '''"rather die"''' even if it was from his own wife and she were suffering. He would dispose of it, liquid gold that it is, and called the rest of the mods "weird" for mostly agreeing that they would at the very least try it.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Bananders&diff=591Bananders2026-08-23T18:24:54Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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{{Character|name=Bananders|aliases=Unc, ban, banban, banan, banana man, bambers, nanders|gender=Jester|height=2 inches|occupation=Moderator|species=Unc|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}<br />
certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone <br />
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'''Bananders: <small>A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.</small>''' <br />
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It is to be noted that '''Bananders''' gender is <small>"Banana" and thus is "Banana".</small> <br />
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'''Bananders also has been nerfed by the powers that be, cursed with a most diabolical condition known as LIGMA.''' <br />
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This condition was put upon '''Bananders to ensure that our jester is not too powerful (powerscalers love this.)''' <br />
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notable acts are the slaying of the great Gooners that once inhabited Weebs Cafe and the slaying of the most feral Borkdere known as '''Luna.'''<br />
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== Trivia ==<br />
'''Bananders''' is committed to not updating their own page other than to add nicknames (and this blurb), but they did want it noted that this is the reason why this article is not formatted like the others (they are not slacking off).<br />
[[Category:Character]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=0-Z3U5&diff=5900-Z3U52026-08-23T18:22:41Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the co-creator of the Weeb's Cafe. <br />
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'''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying "Goodnight" roughly 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server. <br />
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Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat. <br />
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Zeus recently shaved his beard which has earned apparently earned him quite a bit of attention from the ladies. In real life, when he is not being a chud online, he is being a chad. This surprised many of the cafe denizens to hear given his track record of chudery. <br />
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According to the oracle '''Nevi''', his is most compatible with '''Snaps''', his mortal enemy. Perhaps this is the reason he has been so obsessed with where Snaps is located... because he needs to find his most compatible lover when '''[[Fretro]]''' inevitably becomes a famous movie director and leaves the Cafe behind for good. Who will take care of '''Zeus''' then? Who will fuck him the way he needs? Snaps may fill the hole that '''Fretro''' leaves behind. <br />
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A little known fact about '''Zeus''' is that he is cursed and haunted by his '''evil dead baby uncles''' on his father's side. They supposedly cursed his academics according to a local priest when his parents consulted them. He went through several intricate rituals in order to break the curse, but we are still awaiting to see if they worked. <br />
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== What people have to say about 0-Z3U5 ==<br />
"Zeus is sweet." -'''[[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]]'''<br />
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"Zeus is pretty eloquent." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
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"Who doesn't want to slap Zeus tbh" -'''[[Fretro]]'''<br />
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"Zeus would let anyone smash." -'''Chemkii'''<br />
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"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''<br />
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"Zeus is always open to learning something new, it's pretty respectable." -'''[[Che3xy]]'''<br />
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"I'm starting to think zeus's obsession with feet isn't ironic." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"Why are you such a coward Zeus" - '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]'''<br />
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* His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.<br />
* He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''"cut them off"'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as "'''The Kira of Feet."'''<br />
* Admitted to liking "'''tall women with tight abs"''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''"edited to make him look bad"''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''. <br />
* On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, I cite : '''''"YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE"''''' to [[Kirin (She/Her)|'''Kirin''']] as he realized that such "compromising" informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''<!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--><br />
* '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.<br />
* '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.<br />
* For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.<br />
* He allegedly asked '''[[Bananders]]''' to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover '''Fretro.'''<br />
* When asked the most important question on the server "Would you try breast milk?" He said that he would. His answer was nowhere near as enthusiastic as '''Fretro's''' or '''Kirin's'''.<br />
* '''Zeus''' had a survivalist phase when he was younger, where he developed a watersports kink.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Kirin_(She/Her)&diff=589Kirin (She/Her)2026-08-23T18:18:34Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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'''Kirin''' originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
Public opinion on '''Kirin''' is generally '''positive'''. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team. Operating on an internal clock of about 30 hours per sleep/wake cycle, she is constantly ruining her sleep schedule.<br />
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It is currently speculated that '''Kirin''' works for the '''[[wikipedia:Soviet_Union|USSR]]''' given that she was able to seamlessly recreate a known '''Russian''' <s>''prison''</s> '''apartment complex''' in the Weeb's Cafe '''Minecraft''' server even down to the "'''Penor Inspection Chamber'''." When she inevitably makes it big and becomes a millionaire, she promised by buy '''[[Bananders]]''' a life-sized plushy of Itachi Uchiha (including chicken) so that Bananders can drive in the carpool lane.<br />
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'''[[0-Z3U5]]''' allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. '''Kirin''' vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence '''Zeus''' provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement.<br />
[[File:Allegations.jpg|none|thumb|Courtroom sketch of the receipts of '''Kirin's''' DM history with '''Zeus''']]<br />
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== What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==<br />
"I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too '''good'''." - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
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"Responsible and also an aunt, has '''twink stomach disease''' so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim." - '''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
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"'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)" - Cube<br />
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"'''Kirin''' is 8/10" - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
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"'''Kirin''' is giving me a virus" - '''Sora (Girl)'''<br />
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"'''Kirin''' is a lady?" - '''Gab'''<br />
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"The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel" - Anonymous<br />
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"We'll kill you '''Kirin'''" - [[Hightsune Mikush|'''Hightsune Mikush''']]<br />
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== Trivia ==<br />
'''Kirin''' has a terminal love of [[wikipedia:MILF|'''MILFs''']]. She has stated that any computer that cannot show her MILFs is useless.<br />
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When asked if '''Kirin''' would drink '''breast milk''', she has stated that she would "Duel her future child over who gets the milk." And that sometimes children need to make sacrifices for her "gains".<br />
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Her special skill is finding niche erotic art, but she cannot look at it; She simply hovers her cursor over it to sense the image like a strange porn jedi.<br />
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She recently held both '''[[Bananders]]''' and '''[[Lord Dank]]''' at gunpoint to force them to purchase the free trial of the critically acclaimed MMORPG '''[https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/ Final Fantasy XIV]''' using the code '''#Kirin_MILFHunter''' for 10% off.</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Solnyshko&diff=588Solnyshko2026-08-21T21:47:08Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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'''Solnyshko''' (Sol) joined Weeb's cafe in March 2026. <br />
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== Biography ==<br />
Sol is a very kindhearted, sweet, and pure individual. <br />
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Everyone in the chat loves her except for her nemesis cube who is a big fat chud<br />
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she is also a very professional booger eater</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Fretro&diff=587Fretro2026-08-21T18:15:27Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the creator and owner of the Weeb's Cafe. <br />
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'''Fretro''' is the the most laid-back mod; He is cool, calm, collected, and he is '''kind''' to the other moderators and operates the server like a '''democracy'''. <br />
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With the migration to '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]''', '''Fretro''' now shares the admin role with '''[[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]]''' who is the owner of the '''Fluxer''' instance. This has given him more freedom to pursue other passions such as film-making, and watching movies. <br />
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Fretro has directed a short film which apparently was fairly acclaimed. He also worked as an assistant director on a friend's feature film. He said that he hates working nine to fives and cannot imagine spending the rest of his life like that. <br />
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He has slowly become less and less active in the Cafe, but whenever he joins, he is the life of the party and we are all very happy. <br />
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== What people have to say about Fretro ==<br />
"Whenever I get banned for no reason, I just contact fretro." -'''Cube'''<br />
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"Fretro, Zeus, and Kirin are in a throuple." -'''Chemkii'''<br />
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"I wish fretro was real." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"Fretro cumdump ts." -'''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
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"I've literally never said anything freaky." -'''Fretro''', telling absolute lies.<br />
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"I fucking knew fretro was a freak." -'''[[Bananders]]''' (Bananders considers this a compliment)<br />
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'''Fretro''' is the order to [[0-Z3U5|'''0-Z3U5's''']] chaos, though '''Zeus'''<nowiki/>' antics may one day cause him enough stress to give him an ulcer.<br />
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He's an insufferable film nerd. His favorite film of all time is the classic sci-fi movie "[[wikipedia:2001:_A_Space_Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]]".<br />
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His favorite anime of all time is '''[[wikipedia:Perfect_Blue|Perfect Blue]]'''.<br />
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'''[[Vinci|Vinci The Scourge]]''', successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.<br />
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'''Bananders''' is convinced '''Fretro''' may be one of the freakiest on the server. This was later confirmed in the staff chat. As it has been foretold: '''Freak sees freak'''.<br />
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'''0-Z3U5''' once got under his skin so badly that '''Fretro''' crashed out in main and threatened to leave the server. This led to '''Zeus''' being promoted to the role of "'''Zeus'''" to contain some of his chaotic powers.<br />
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<div>{{Character|name=Solnyshko|aliases=Sol, Sport, Lux, Fuckass, Jikan |relatives=Bananders - Uncle|species=Gremlin|gender=child|debut=March 16th 2026|image=Sol's pfp.jpg}}{{Quote<br />
| text = "We should all blindly trust Zeus' word."<br />
| speaker = Sol<br />
| source = General Chat<br />
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'''Solnyshko''' (Sol) joined Weeb's cafe in March 2026. <br />
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== Biography ==<br />
Sol is a very kindhearted, sweet, and pure individual. <br />
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Everyone in the chat loves her except for her nemesis cube who is a big fat chud<br />
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she is also a very professional booger eater</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Che3xy&diff=585Che3xy2026-08-21T01:18:26Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (nicknamed Cheexy) joined Weeb's Cafe in May 2026. He is one of the gems of the Cafe. <br />
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'''Cheexy''' is a wonderful lad, and an upstanding member of the Weeb's Cafe community. He frequently fights with '''Sora''' though they are both saying the same thing but in different ways. <br />
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He is a furry '''[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/protogen protogen]''' and sparked the creation of '''[[Lord Dank|Lord Dank's]]''' fursona. His hair looks very soft in photos, and he recommended a very nice shampoo to '''[[Bananders]]'''. <br />
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== What people have to say about Fretro ==<br />
"Cheexy is normally super friendly." -'''Kasane Teto'''<br />
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"Cheexy would be wimpod or spoink." -'''Sora''', when asked which pokemon Cheexy would be<br />
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"Cheexy down bad for slender werewolves." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''<br />
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"I think cheexy is more rizz and darkskull is a bit more innocent." -'''Morii, the Hedonist'''<br />
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'''Cheexy''' loves monster. Especially white monster.<br />
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'''Che3xy''' also loves ''monsters''. Werewolves, Slenderman, etc.<br />
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His perfect pizza is bacon, salami, and pepperoni with ranch dipping sauce.<br />
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (nicknamed Cheexy) joined Weeb's Cafe in May 2026. He is one of the gems of the Cafe. <br />
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'''Cheexy''' is a wonderful lad, and an upstanding member of the Weeb's Cafe community. He frequently fights with '''Sora''' though they are both saying the same thing but in different ways. <br />
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He is a furry '''[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/protogen protogen]''' and sparked the creation of '''[[Lord Dank|Lord Dank's]]''' fursona. His hair looks very soft in photos, and he recommended <br />
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== What people have to say about Fretro ==<br />
"Cheexy is normally super friendly." -'''Kasane Teto'''<br />
<br />
"Cheexy would be wimpod or spoink." -'''Sora''', when asked which pokemon Cheexy would be<br />
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"Cheexy down bad for slender werewolves." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''<br />
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"I think cheexy is more rizz and darkskull is a bit more innocent." -'''Morii, the Hedonist'''<br />
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'''Cheexy''' loves monster. Especially white monster.<br />
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'''Che3xy''' also loves ''monsters''. Werewolves, Slenderman, etc.<br />
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His perfect pizza is bacon, salami, and pepperoni with ranch dipping sauce.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Weeb%27s_Cafe_Wiki&diff=583Weeb's Cafe Wiki2026-08-21T01:01:13Z<p>Bananders: /* Subhuman Otakus */</p>
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<div>'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.<br />
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==Prominent Members==<br />
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==== Moderators ====<br />
* [[0-Z3U5]]<br />
* [[Bananders]]<br />
* [[Fretro]]<br />
* [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)<br />
* [[Iris-Chan]]<br />
* [[Kirin]]<br />
* [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin (Real)]]<br />
* [[LeafsMatrix]]<br />
* [[Lord Dank]]<br />
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==== Subhuman Otakus ====<br />
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* [[KonekoCloak]]<br />
* [[MintOmelet]]<br />
* [[Che3xy]]<br />
* [[Solnyshko]]<br />
* [[Vinci]]<br />
* [[Sora gooner]]<br />
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==== Characters ====<br />
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* [[GachaDad]]<br />
* [[The Peggler]]<br />
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==Lore & Events==<br />
* [[The Great Car War]]<br />
* [[The Files]]<br />
* [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]<br />
* [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]<br />
* [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]<br />
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== Miscellaneous ==<br />
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* [[Cool websites to browse]]<br />
* [[Zeus' Copypasta corner]]<br />
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==Browse==<br />
* [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Che3xy&diff=582Che3xy2026-08-21T01:00:27Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (nicknamed Cheexy) joined Weeb's Cafe in May 2026. He is one of the gems of the Cafe. <br />
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'''Cheexy''' is a wonderful lad, and an upstanding member of the Weeb's Cafe community. He frequently fights with '''Sora''' though they are both saying the same thing but in different ways. <br />
<br />
== What people have to say about Fretro ==<br />
"Cheexy is normally super friendly." -'''Kasane Teto'''<br />
<br />
"Cheexy would be wimpod or spoink." -'''Sora''', when asked which pokemon Cheexy would be<br />
<br />
"Cheexy down bad for slender werewolves." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''<br />
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"I think cheexy is more rizz and darkskull is a bit more innocent." -'''Morii, the Hedonist'''<br />
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'''Cheexy''' loves monster. Especially white monster.<br />
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His perfect pizza is bacon, salami, and pepperoni with ranch dipping sauce.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Che3xy&diff=581Che3xy2026-08-21T00:58:47Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (nicknamed Cheexy) joined Weeb's Cafe in May 2026. He is one of the gems of the Cafe. <br />
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==Biography==<br />
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Cheexy is a wonderful lad, and an upstanding member of the Weeb's Cafe community. He frequently fights with '''Sora''' though they are both saying the same thing but in different ways. <br />
<br />
== What people have to say about Fretro ==<br />
"Cheexy is normally super friendly." -'''Kasane Teto'''<br />
<br />
"Cheexy would be wimpod or spoink." -'''Sora''', when asked which pokemon Cheexy would be<br />
<br />
"Cheexy down bad for slender werewolves." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''<br />
<br />
"I think cheexy is more rizz and darkskull is a bit more innocent." -'''Morii, the Hedonist'''<br />
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'''Cheexy''' loves monster. Especially white monster.<br />
<br />
His perfect pizza is bacon, salami, and pepperoni with ranch dipping sauce.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=File:Che3xy_pfp.png&diff=580File:Che3xy pfp.png2026-08-21T00:32:35Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>Che3xy's PFP, created by fluxer user ghostsauce#0532</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Che3xy&diff=579Che3xy2026-08-21T00:29:14Z<p>Bananders: Created page with "Fretro's PFP<!--This is the default structure of how you can usually create a page about a character, whether from a movie, TV series, video game, book, or comic. They typically share common elements, such as an introduction or a biography. These instructions between arrows (using the source editor) or with the exclamation mark icon (visual editor) are internal and are not shown in the public version to read, and you can remove the..."</p>
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the creator and owner of the Weeb's Cafe. <br />
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==Biography==<br />
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'''Fretro''' is the the most laid-back mod; He is cool, calm, collected, and he is '''kind''' to the other moderators and operates the server like a '''democracy'''. <br />
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With the migration to '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]''', '''Fretro''' now shares the admin role with '''[[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]]''' who is the owner of the '''Fluxer''' instance. This has given him more freedom to pursue other passions such as film-making, and watching movies. <br />
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Fretro has directed a short film which apparently was fairly acclaimed. He also worked as an assistant director on a friend's feature film. He said that he hates working nine to fives and cannot imagine spending the rest of his life like that. <br />
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He has slowly become less and less active in the Cafe, but whenever he joins, he is the life of the party and we are all very happy. <br />
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== What people have to say about Fretro ==<br />
"Whenever I get banned for no reason, I just contact fretro." -'''Cube'''<br />
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"Fretro, Zeus, and Kirin are in a throuple." -'''Chemkii'''<br />
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"I wish fretro was real." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"Fretro cumdump ts." -'''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
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"I've literally never said anything freaky." -'''Fretro''', telling absolute lies.<br />
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"I fucking knew fretro was a freak." -'''[[Bananders]]''' (Bananders considers this a compliment)<br />
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'''Fretro''' is the order to [[0-Z3U5|'''0-Z3U5's''']] chaos, though '''Zeus'''<nowiki/>' antics may one day cause him enough stress to give him an ulcer.<br />
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He's an insufferable film nerd. His favorite film of all time is the classic sci-fi movie "[[wikipedia:2001:_A_Space_Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]]".<br />
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His favorite anime of all time is '''[[wikipedia:Perfect_Blue|Perfect Blue]]'''.<br />
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'''[[Vinci|Vinci The Scourge]]''', successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.<br />
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'''Bananders''' is convinced '''Fretro''' may be one of the freakiest on the server. This was later confirmed in the staff chat. As it has been foretold: '''Freak sees freak'''.<br />
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'''0-Z3U5''' once got under his skin so badly that '''Fretro''' crashed out in main and threatened to leave the server. This led to '''Zeus''' being promoted to the role of "'''Zeus'''" to contain some of his chaotic powers.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Kirin_(She/Her)&diff=578Kirin (She/Her)2026-08-21T00:16:56Z<p>Bananders: /* Trivia */</p>
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'''Kirin''' originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
Public opinion on '''Kirin''' is generally '''positive'''. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team. Operating on an internal clock of about 30 hours per sleep/wake cycle, she is constantly ruining her sleep schedule.<br />
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It is currently speculated that '''Kirin''' works for the '''[[wikipedia:Soviet_Union|USSR]]''' given that she was able to seamlessly recreate a known '''Russian''' <s>''prison''</s> '''apartment complex''' in the Weeb's Cafe '''Minecraft''' server even down to the "'''Penor Inspection Chamber'''." When she inevitably makes it big and becomes a millionaire, she promised by buy '''[[Bananders]]''' a life-sized plushy of Itachi Uchiha (including chicken) so that Bananders can drive in the carpool lane.<br />
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'''[[0-Z3U5]]''' allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. '''Kirin''' vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence '''Zeus''' provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement.<br />
[[File:Allegations.jpg|none|thumb|Courtroom sketch of the receipts of '''Kirin's''' DM history with '''Zeus''']]<br />
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== What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==<br />
"I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too '''good'''." - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
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"Responsible and also an aunt, has '''twink stomach disease''' so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim." - '''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
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"'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)" - Cube<br />
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"'''Kirin''' is 8/10" - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
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"'''Kirin''' is giving me a virus" - '''Sora (Girl)'''<br />
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"'''Kirin''' is a lady?" - '''Gab'''<br />
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"The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel" - Anonymous<br />
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"We'll kill you '''Kirin'''" - [[Hightsune Mikush|'''Hightsune Mikush''']]<br />
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== Trivia ==<br />
'''Kirin''' has a terminal love of [[wikipedia:MILF|'''MILFs''']]. She has stated that any computer that cannot show her MILFs is useless.<br />
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When asked if '''Kirin''' would drink '''breast milk''', she has stated that she would "Duel her future child over who gets the milk." And that sometimes children need to make sacrifices for her "gains".<br />
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Her special skill is finding niche erotic art, but she cannot look at it; She simply hovers her cursor over it to sense the image like a strange porn jedi.</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Bananders&diff=577Bananders2026-08-21T00:05:02Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>[[File:Itachi chicken.png|thumb|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)|260x260px]]<br />
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'''Bananders: <small>A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.</small>''' <br />
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It is to be noted that '''Bananders''' gender is <small>"Banana" and thus is "Banana".</small> <br />
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'''Bananders also has been nerfed by the powers that be, cursed with a most diabolical condition known as LIGMA.''' <br />
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This condition was put upon '''Bananders to ensure that our jester is not too powerful (powerscalers love this.)''' <br />
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notable acts are the slaying of the great Gooners that once inhabited Weebs Cafe and the slaying of the most feral Borkdere known as '''Luna.'''<br />
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== Trivia ==<br />
'''Bananders''' is committed to not updating their own page other than to add nicknames, but they did want it noted that this is the reason why this article is not formatted like the others.<br />
[[Category:Character]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Bananders&diff=576Bananders2026-08-20T23:58:32Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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<div>[[File:Itachi chicken.png|thumb|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)|260x260px]]<br />
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'''Bananders: <small>A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.</small>''' <br />
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It is to be noted that '''Bananders''' gender is <small>"Banana" and thus is "Banana".</small> <br />
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'''Bananders also has been nerfed by the powers that be, cursed with a most diabolical condition known as LIGMA.''' <br />
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This condition was put upon '''Bananders to ensure that our jester is not too powerful (powerscalers love this.)''' <br />
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notable acts are the slaying of the great Gooners that once inhabited Weebs Cafe and the slaying of the most feral Borkdere known as '''Luna.'''<br />
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== Trivia ==<br />
'''Bananders''' is committed to not updating their own page other than to add nicknames, but they did want it noted that this is the reason why it is so poorly formatted.<br />
[[Category:Character]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=0-Z3U5&diff=5750-Z3U52026-08-20T23:56:25Z<p>Bananders: /* Trivia */</p>
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the co-creator of the Weeb's Cafe. <br />
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==Biography==<br />
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'''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying "Goodnight" roughly 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server. <br />
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Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat. <br />
<br />
Zeus recently shaved his beard which has earned apparently earned him quite a bit of attention from the ladies. In real life, when he is not being a chud online, he is being a chad. This surprised many of the cafe denizens to hear given his track record of chudery. <br />
<br />
According to the oracle '''Nevi''', his is most compatible with '''Snaps''', his mortal enemy. Perhaps this is the reason he has been so obsessed with where Snaps is located... because he needs to find his most compatible lover when '''[[Fretro]]''' inevitably becomes a famous movie director and leaves the Cafe behind for good. Who will take care of '''Zeus''' then? Who will fuck him the way he needs? Snaps may fill the hole that '''Fretro''' leaves behind. <br />
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A little known fact about '''Zeus''' is that he is cursed and haunted by his '''evil dead baby uncles''' on his father's side. They supposedly cursed his academics according to a local priest when his parents consulted them. He went through several intricate rituals in order to break the curse, but we are still awaiting to see if they worked. <br />
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== What people have to say about 0-Z3U5 ==<br />
"Zeus is sweet." -'''[[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]]'''<br />
<br />
"Zeus is pretty eloquent." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
<br />
"Who doesn't want to slap Zeus tbh" -'''[[Fretro]]'''<br />
<br />
"Zeus would let anyone smash." -'''Chemkii'''<br />
<br />
"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''<br />
<br />
"Zeus is always open to learning something new, it's pretty respectable." -'''Che3xy'''<br />
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"I'm starting to think zeus's obsession with feet isn't ironic." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"Why are you such a coward Zeus" - '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]'''<br />
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==Trivia<!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.-->==<br />
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* His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.<br />
* He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''"cut them off"'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as "'''The Kira of Feet."'''<br />
* Admitted to liking "'''tall women with tight abs"''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''"edited to make him look bad"''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''. <br />
* On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, I cite : '''''"YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE"''''' to [[Kirin (She/Her)|'''Kirin''']] as he realized that such "compromising" informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''<!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--><br />
* '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.<br />
* '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.<br />
* For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.<br />
* He allegedly asked '''[[Bananders]]''' to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover '''Fretro.'''<br />
* When asked the most important question on the server "Would you try breast milk?" He said that he would. His answer was nowhere near as enthusiastic as '''Fretro's''' or '''Kirin's'''.<br />
* '''Zeus''' had a survivalist phase when he was younger, where he developed a watersports kink.<br />
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the co-creator of the Weeb's Cafe. <br />
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'''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying "Goodnight" roughly 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server. <br />
<br />
Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat. <br />
<br />
Zeus recently shaved his beard which has earned apparently earned him quite a bit of attention from the ladies. In real life, when he is not being a chud online, he is being a chad. This surprised many of the cafe denizens to hear given his track record of chudery. <br />
<br />
According to the oracle '''Nevi''', his is most compatible with '''Snaps''', his mortal enemy. Perhaps this is the reason he has been so obsessed with where Snaps is located... because he needs to find his most compatible lover when '''[[Fretro]]''' inevitably becomes a famous movie director and leaves the Cafe behind for good. Who will take care of '''Zeus''' then? Who will fuck him the way he needs? Snaps may fill the hole that '''Fretro''' leaves behind. <br />
<br />
A little known fact about '''Zeus''' is that he is cursed and haunted by his '''evil dead baby uncles''' on his father's side. They supposedly cursed his academics according to a local priest when his parents consulted them. He went through several intricate rituals in order to break the curse, but we are still awaiting to see if they worked. <br />
<br />
== What people have to say about 0-Z3U5 ==<br />
"Zeus is sweet." -'''[[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]]'''<br />
<br />
"Zeus is pretty eloquent." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
<br />
"Who doesn't want to slap Zeus tbh" -'''[[Fretro]]'''<br />
<br />
"Zeus would let anyone smash." -'''Chemkii'''<br />
<br />
"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''<br />
<br />
"Zeus is always open to learning something new, it's pretty respectable." -'''Che3xy'''<br />
<br />
"I'm starting to think zeus's obsession with feet isn't ironic." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
<br />
"Why are you such a coward Zeus" - '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]'''<br />
<br />
==Trivia<!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.-->==<br />
<br />
* His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.<br />
* He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''"cut them off"'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as "'''The Kira of Feet."'''<br />
* Admitted to liking "'''tall women with tight abs"''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''"edited to make him look bad"''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''. <br />
* On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, I cite : '''''"YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE"''''' to [[Kirin (She/Her)|'''Kirin''']] as he realized that such "compromising" informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''<!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--><br />
* '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.<br />
* '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.<br />
* For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.<br />
* He allegedly asked '''[[Bananders]]''' to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover '''Fretro.'''<br />
* When asked the most important question on the server "Would you try breast milk?" He said that he would.<br />
* '''Zeus''' had a survivalist phase when he was younger, where he developed a watersports kink.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=0-Z3U5&diff=5730-Z3U52026-08-20T23:53:41Z<p>Bananders: /* What people have to say about 0-Z3U5 */</p>
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==Biography==<br />
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'''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying "Goodnight" roughly 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server. <br />
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Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat. <br />
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Zeus recently shaved his beard which has earned apparently earned him quite a bit of attention from the ladies. In real life, when he is not being a chud online, he is being a chad. This surprised many of the cafe denizens to hear given his track record of chudery. <br />
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According to the oracle '''Nevi''', his is most compatible with '''Snaps''', his mortal enemy. Perhaps this is the reason he has been so obsessed with where Snaps is located... because he needs to find his most compatible lover when '''[[Fretro]]''' inevitably becomes a famous movie director and leaves the Cafe behind for good. Who will take care of '''Zeus''' then? Who will fuck him the way he needs? Snaps may fill the hole that '''Fretro''' leaves behind. <br />
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A little known fact about '''Zeus''' is that he is cursed and haunted by his '''evil dead baby uncles''' on his father's side. They supposedly cursed his academics according to a local priest when his parents consulted them. He went through several intricate rituals in order to break the curse, but we are still awaiting to see if they worked. <br />
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== What people have to say about 0-Z3U5 ==<br />
"Zeus is sweet." -'''[[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]]'''<br />
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"Zeus is pretty eloquent." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
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"Who doesn't want to slap zeus tbh" -'''[[Fretro]]'''<br />
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"We need a list of slurs for Zeus." -'''[[Lord Dank]]'''<br />
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"Zeus is always open to learning something new, it's pretty respectable." -'''Che3xy'''<br />
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"I'm starting to think zeus's obsession with feet isn't ironic." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"Why are you such a coward Zeus" - '''[[Hightsune Mikush]]'''<br />
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==Trivia<!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.-->==<br />
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* His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.<br />
* He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''"cut them off"'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as "'''The Kira of Feet."'''<br />
* Admitted to liking "'''tall women with tight abs"''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''"edited to make him look bad"''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''. <br />
* On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, I cite : '''''"YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE"''''' to [[Kirin (She/Her)|'''Kirin''']] as he realized that such "compromising" informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''<!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--><br />
* '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.<br />
* '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.<br />
* For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.<br />
* He allegedly asked '''[[Bananders]]''' to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover '''Fretro.'''<br />
* When asked the most important question on the server "Would you try breast milk?" He said that he would.<br />
* '''Zeus''' had a survivalist phase when he was younger, where he developed a watersports kink.<br />
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the creator and owner of the Weeb's Cafe. <br />
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==Biography==<br />
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'''Fretro''' is the the most laid-back mod; He is cool, calm, collected, and he is '''kind''' to the other moderators and operates the server like a '''democracy'''. <br />
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With the migration to '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]''', '''Fretro''' now shares the admin role with '''[[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]]''' who is the owner of the '''Fluxer''' instance. This has given him more freedom to pursue other passions such as film-making, and watching movies. <br />
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Fretro has directed a short film which apparently was fairly acclaimed. He also worked as an assistant director on a friend's feature film. He said that he hates working nine to fives and cannot imagine spending the rest of his life like that. <br />
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He has slowly become less and less active in the Cafe, but whenever he joins, he is the life of the party and we are all very happy. <br />
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== What people have to say about Fretro ==<br />
"Whenever I get banned for no reason, I just contact fretro." -'''Cube'''<br />
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"Fretro, Zeus, and Kirin are in a throuple." -'''Chemkii'''<br />
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"I wish fretro was real." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"Fretro cumdump ts." -'''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
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"I've literally never said anything freaky." -'''Fretro''', telling absolute lies.<br />
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"I fucking knew fretro was a freak." -'''[[Bananders]]''' (Bananders considers this a compliment)<br />
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==Trivia<!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.-->==<br />
'''Fretro''' is the order to [[0-Z3U5|'''0-Z3U5's''']] chaos, though '''Zeus'''<nowiki/>' antics may one day cause him enough stress to give him an ulcer.<br />
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He's an insufferable film nerd. His favorite film of all time is the classic sci-fi movie "[[wikipedia:2001:_A_Space_Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]]".<br />
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His favorite anime of all time is '''[[wikipedia:Perfect_Blue|Perfect Blue]]'''.<br />
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'''[[Vinci|Vinci The Scourge]]''', successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.<br />
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'''Bananders''' is convinced '''Fretro''' may be one of the freakiest on the server. This was later confirmed in the staff chat. As it has been foretold: '''Freak sees freak'''.<br />
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'''0-Z3U5''' once got under his skin so badly that '''Fretro''' crashed out in main and threatened to leave the server. This led to '''Zeus''' being promoted to the role of "'''Zeus'''" to contain some of his chaotic powers.<br />
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the creator and owner of the Weeb's Cafe. <br />
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==Biography==<br />
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'''Fretro''' is the the most laid-back mod; He is cool, calm, collected, and he is '''kind''' to the other moderators and operates the server like a '''democracy'''. <br />
<br />
With the migration to '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]''', '''Fretro''' now shares the admin role with '''[[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]]''' who is the owner of the '''Fluxer''' instance. This has given him more freedom to pursue other passions such as film-making, and watching movies. <br />
<br />
Fretro has directed a short film which apparently was fairly acclaimed. He also worked as an assistant director on a friend's feature film. He said that he hates working nine to fives and cannot imagine spending the rest of his life like that. <br />
<br />
He has slowly become less and less active in the Cafe, but whenever he joins, he is the life of the party and we are all very happy. <br />
<br />
== What people have to say about Fretro ==<br />
"Whenever I get banned for no reason, I just contact fretro." -'''Cube'''<br />
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"Fretro, Zeus, and Kirin are in a throuple." -'''Chemkii'''<br />
<br />
"I wish fretro was real." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"Fretro cumdump ts." -'''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
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"I've literally never said anything freaky." -'''Fretro''', telling absolute lies.<br />
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"I fucking knew fretro was a freak." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
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==Trivia<!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.-->==<br />
'''Fretro''' is the order to [[0-Z3U5|'''0-Z3U5's''']] chaos, though '''Zeus'''<nowiki/>' antics may one day cause him enough stress to give him an ulcer.<br />
<br />
He's an insufferable film nerd. His favorite film of all time is the classic sci-fi movie "[[wikipedia:2001:_A_Space_Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]]".<br />
<br />
His favorite anime of all time is '''[[wikipedia:Perfect_Blue|Perfect Blue]]'''.<br />
<br />
'''[[Vinci|Vinci The Scourge]]''', successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.<br />
<br />
'''Bananders''' is convinced '''Fretro''' may be one of the freakiest on the server. This was later confirmed in the staff chat. As it has been foretold: '''Freak sees freak'''.<br />
<br />
'''0-Z3U5''' once got under his skin so badly that '''Fretro''' crashed out in main and threatened to leave the server. This led to '''Zeus''' being promoted to the role of "'''Zeus'''" to contain some of his chaotic powers.<br />
<br />
When asked the most important question of all "Would you drink breast milk?" Fretro responded with an enthusiastic affirmation and "I'd suck on that thing till it'd dry up."<!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--><br />
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the creator and owner of the Weeb's Cafe. <br />
<br />
==Biography==<br />
<!-- When creating a new page, remember to use different sections, add proper formatting using wikitext, and most importantly, add images and add links to other related articles whenever possible. You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--><br />
'''Fretro''' is the the most laid-back mod; He is cool, calm, collected, and he is '''kind''' to the other moderators and operates the server like a '''democracy'''. <br />
<br />
With the migration to '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]''', '''Fretro''' now shares the admin role with '''[[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]]''' who is the owner of the '''Fluxer''' instance. This has given him more freedom to pursue other passions such as film-making, and watching movies. <br />
<br />
Fretro has directed a short film which apparently was fairly acclaimed. He also worked as an assistant director on a friend's feature film. He said that he hates working nine to fives and cannot imagine spending the rest of his life like that. <br />
<br />
He has slowly become less and less active in the Cafe, but whenever he joins, he is the life of the party and we are all very happy. <br />
<br />
== What people have to say about Fretro ==<br />
"Whenever I get banned for no reason, I just contact fretro." -'''Cube'''<br />
<br />
"Damn fretro a freak." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
<br />
"Fretro, Zeus, and Kirin are in a throuple." -'''Chemkii'''<br />
<br />
"I wish fretro was real." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
<br />
"Fretro cumdump ts." -'''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
<br />
"I've literally never said anything freaky." -'''Fretro''', telling absolute lies.<br />
<br />
"I fucking knew fretro was a freak." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
<br />
==Trivia<!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.-->==<br />
'''Fretro''' is the order to [[0-Z3U5|'''0-Z3U5's''']] chaos, though '''Zeus'''<nowiki/>' antics may one day cause him enough stress to give him an ulcer.<br />
<br />
He's an insufferable film nerd. His favorite film of all time is the classic sci-fi movie "[[wikipedia:2001:_A_Space_Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]]".<br />
<br />
His favorite anime of all time is '''[[wikipedia:Perfect_Blue|Perfect Blue]]'''.<br />
<br />
'''[[Vinci|Vinci The Scourge]]''', successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.<br />
<br />
'''Bananders''' is convinced '''Fretro''' may be one of the freakiest on the server. This was later confirmed in the staff chat. As it has been foretold: '''Freak sees freak'''.<br />
<br />
'''0-Z3U5''' once got under his skin so badly that '''Fretro''' crashed out in main and threatened to leave the server. This led to '''Zeus''' being promoted to the role of "'''Zeus'''" to contain some of his chaotic powers.<br />
<br />
When asked the most important question of all "Would you drink breast milk?" Fretro responded with an enthusiastic affirmation and "I'd suck on that thing till it'd dry up."<!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--><br />
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the creator and owner of the Weeb's Cafe. <br />
<br />
==Biography==<br />
<!-- When creating a new page, remember to use different sections, add proper formatting using wikitext, and most importantly, add images and add links to other related articles whenever possible. You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--><br />
'''Fretro''' is the the most laid-back mod; He is cool, calm, collected, and he is '''kind''' to the other moderators and operates the server like a '''democracy'''. <br />
<br />
With the migration to '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]''', '''Fretro''' now shares the admin role with '''[[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]]''' who is the owner of the '''Fluxer''' instance. This has given him more freedom to pursue other passions such as film-making, and watching movies. <br />
<br />
Fretro has directed a short film which apparently was fairly acclaimed. He also worked as an assistant director on a friend's feature film. He said that he hates working nine to fives and cannot imagine spending the rest of his life like that. <br />
<br />
He has slowly become less and less active in the Cafe, but whenever he joins, he is the life of the party and we are all very happy. <br />
<br />
== What people have to say about Fretro ==<br />
"Whenever I get banned for no reason, I just contact fretro." -'''Cube'''<br />
<br />
"Damn fretro a freak." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
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"Fretro, Zeus, and Kirin are in a throuple." -'''Chemkii'''<br />
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"I wish fretro was real." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"Fretro cumdump ts." -'''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
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"I've literally never said anything freaky." -'''Fretro''', telling absolute lies.<br />
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"I fucking knew fretro was a freak." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
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'''Fretro''' is the order to [[0-Z3U5|'''0-Z3U5's''']] chaos, though '''Zeus'''<nowiki/>' antics may one day cause him enough stress to give him an ulcer.<br />
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He's an insufferable film nerd. His favorite film of all time is the classic sci-fi movie "[[wikipedia:2001:_A_Space_Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]]".<br />
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His favorite anime of all time is '''[[wikipedia:Perfect_Blue|Perfect Blue]]'''.<br />
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'''[[Vinci|Vinci The Scourge]]''', successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.<br />
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'''Bananders''' is convinced '''Fretro''' may be one of the freakiest on the server. This was later confirmed in the staff chat. Freak sees freak.<br />
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'''0-Z3U5''' once got under his skin so badly that '''Fretro''' crashed out in main and threatened to leave the server. This led to '''Zeus''' being promoted to the role of "'''Zeus'''" to contain some of his chaotic powers.<br />
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the creator and owner of the Weeb's Cafe. <br />
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'''Fretro''' is the the most laid-back mod; He is cool, calm, collected, and he is '''kind''' to the other moderators and operates the server like a '''democracy'''. <br />
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With the migration to '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]''', '''Fretro''' now shares the admin role with '''[[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]]''' who is the owner of the '''Fluxer''' instance. This has given him more freedom to pursue other passions such as film-making, and watching movies. <br />
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Fretro has directed a short film which apparently was fairly acclaimed. He also worked as an assistant director on a friend's feature film. He said that he hates working nine to fives and cannot imagine spending the rest of his life like that. <br />
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He has slowly become less and less active in the Cafe, but whenever he joins, he is the life of the party and we are all very happy. <br />
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== What people have to say about Fretro ==<br />
"Whenever I get banned for no reason, I just contact fretro." -'''Cube'''<br />
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"Damn fretro a freak." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
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"Fretro, Zeus, and Kirin are in a throuple." -'''Chemkii'''<br />
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"I wish fretro was real." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"Fretro cumdump ts." -'''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br />
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"I fucking knew fretro was a freak." -'''[[Bananders]]'''<br />
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'''Fretro''' is the order to [[0-Z3U5|'''0-Z3U5's''']] chaos, though '''Zeus'''<nowiki/>' antics may one day cause him enough stress to give him an ulcer.<br />
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He's an insufferable film nerd. His favorite film of all time is the classic sci-fi movie "[[wikipedia:2001:_A_Space_Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]]".<br />
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His favorite anime of all time is '''[[wikipedia:Perfect_Blue|Perfect Blue]]'''.<br />
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'''[[Vinci|Vinci The Scourge]]''', successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.<br />
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'''Bananders''' is convinced '''Fretro''' may be one of the freakiest on the server. This was later confirmed in the staff chat. Freak sees freak.<br />
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'''0-Z3U5''' once got under his skin so badly that '''Fretro''' crashed out in main and threatened to leave the server. This led to '''Zeus''' being promoted to the role of "'''Zeus'''" to contain some of his chaotic powers.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Banandershttps://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=567Lord Dank2026-08-20T17:43:25Z<p>Bananders: </p>
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'''Lord Dank''' first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
'''Lord Dank''' is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep. <br />
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One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama. <br />
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He is known to be everywhere and collects many flies in his evil web. For some reason, sickos seem to love him and think that he is one of them despite not being a gross incel. Do not mistake his relaxed, easy-going demeanor towards common bullshittery as an invitation to bring some actual disgusting fuckery into the server. He will simply make jokes as the other mods ban. <br />
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He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed. <br />
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== What people have to say about Lord Dank ==<br />
"Liches get bitches sounds like something dank would say." -'''[[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]]'''<br />
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"The court finds Lord Dank not guilty of cuck." -'''Miku-chan, Le Pervert'''<br />
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"I'll overthrow dank." -'''Chemkii'''<br />
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"Dank is not very huggable." -'''Lord Dank''' lying about himself<br />
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"Dank has boobs now." -'''Chel'''<br />
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"My favorite mods are dank, leaf, banan, kirin, and eyeflame." -'''[[Fretro]]'''<br />
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"Bend over for your daily spanking Dank." -'''Zomrife'''<br />
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"From what I'm told about dank in dms, I don't think he'd be typing if he had boobs." -'''Kasane Teto''' (Dank's alter ego)<br />
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'''Lord Dank''' has his own personal assistant.<br />
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'''Lord Dank''' was offered '''[[wikipedia:Lactation|breast milk]]''' on at least one occasion; He says it is delicious and helped him not feel sore after a workout thus sparking the debate in mod chat over whether or not each of them would try it.<br />
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He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.<br />
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His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere|borkdere]]'''.<br />
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He ate an entire lion once.<br />
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'''Lord Dank''' is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox. Canonically, he is a yandere as well, it is a shame he wasn't able to make things work with '''Luna'''.<br />
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