https://weebscafe.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Bananders 2026-08-07T06:14:15Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.43.3 https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=532 2026-07-14T23:53:24Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Dank.png|thumb|262x262px|Lord Dank's PFP]]<br /> {{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully.&quot;<br /> | speaker = LordDank<br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Lord Dank''' first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> '''Lord Dank''' is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep. <br /> <br /> One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama. <br /> <br /> He is known to be everywhere and collects many flies in his evil web. <br /> <br /> He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed. <br /> <br /> ==Trivia==<br /> '''Lord Dank''' has his own personal assistant.<br /> <br /> He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.<br /> <br /> His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere|borkdere]]'''.<br /> <br /> He ate an entire lion once.<br /> <br /> '''Lord Dank''' is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox. Canonically, he is a yandere as well, it is a shame he wasn't able to make things work with '''Luna'''.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Kirin_(She/Her)&diff=531 2026-07-14T23:51:16Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;You brofist a hundred people and nobody bats an eye, and you fist ONE guy and that's all you're known for.&quot;<br /> | speaker = Kirin (She/Her)<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source =<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Kirin''' originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Public opinion on '''Kirin''' is generally '''positive'''. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team. Operating on an internal clock of about 30 hours per sleep/wake cycle, she is constantly ruining her sleep schedule.<br /> <br /> It is currently speculated that '''Kirin''' works for the '''[[wikipedia:Soviet_Union|USSR]]''' given that she was able to seamlessly recreate a known '''Russian''' &lt;s&gt;''prison''&lt;/s&gt; '''apartment complex''' in the Weeb's Cafe '''Minecraft''' server even down to the &quot;'''Penor Inspection Chamber'''.&quot; When she inevitably makes it big and becomes a millionaire, she promised by buy '''[[Bananders]]''' a life-sized plushy of Itachi Uchiha (including chicken) so that Bananders can drive in the carpool lane.<br /> <br /> '''[[0-Z3U5]]''' allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. '''Kirin''' vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence '''Zeus''' provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement.<br /> [[File:Allegations.jpg|none|thumb|Courtroom sketch of the receipts of '''Kirin's''' DM history with '''Zeus''']]<br /> <br /> == What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==<br /> &quot;I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too '''good'''.&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;Responsible and also an aunt, has '''twink stomach disease''' so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim.&quot; - '''[[Bananders]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)&quot; - Cube<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is 8/10&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is giving me a virus&quot; - '''Sora (Girl)'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is a lady?&quot; - '''Gab'''<br /> <br /> &quot;The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel&quot; - Anonymous<br /> <br /> &quot;We'll kill you '''Kirin'''&quot; - [[Hightsune Mikush|'''Hightsune Mikush''']]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=File:Allegations.jpg&diff=530 2026-07-14T23:50:50Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>Court room sketch of the allegations brought forth by 0-Z3U5</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Bananders&diff=529 2026-07-14T23:38:27Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Itachi chicken.png|thumb|Uchiha Itachi holding his cock (Bananders' PFP)|260x260px]]<br /> {{Character|name=Bananders|aliases=Unc, ban, banban, banan, banana man, nanders|gender=Jester|height=2 inches|occupation=Moderator|species=Unc|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}<br /> certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone <br /> <br /> '''Bananders: &lt;small&gt;A very chill and down to earth individual who is the debate of many questions referring to gender.&lt;/small&gt;''' <br /> <br /> It is to be noted that '''Bananders''' gender is &lt;small&gt;&quot;Banana&quot; and thus is &quot;Banana&quot;.&lt;/small&gt; <br /> <br /> notable acts are the slaying of the great Gooners that once inhabited Weebs Cafe and the slaying of the most feral Borkdere known as '''Luna''' <br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Chemkii&diff=526 2026-06-29T23:07:39Z

<p>Bananders: Created blank page</p> <hr /> <div></div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Fretro&diff=525 2026-06-29T22:31:39Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Fretro pfp.png|thumb|260x260px|Fretro's PFP]]&lt;!--This is the default structure of how you can usually create a page about a character, whether from a movie, TV series, video game, book, or comic. They typically share common elements, such as an introduction or a biography. These instructions between arrows (using the source editor) or with the exclamation mark icon (visual editor) are internal and are not shown in the public version to read, and you can remove them once you have learnt how to create the page.<br /> <br /> If you feel a page shouldn't exist on a wiki, you can add {{Delete|&lt;reason&gt;}} to it and add reasons for the removal. This helps admins to identify these pages and delete them. On the other hand, {{Stub}} is usually placed on new pages that are recently created with a few details, to coordinate editors in order to improve it in the future.--&gt;<br /> {{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Smoking.png|alt=<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Fret, Big Boss<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Owner, Moderator<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = <br /> | deathPlace = <br /> | species = Nerd<br /> | gender =He/Him <br /> | height =6 Ft <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = March 9th 2023<br /> }}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;Life is not peak.&quot;<br /> | speaker = Fretro<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = Stoat Status<br /> }}<br /> &lt;!-- The first elements you see above are two templates: the Character infobox and Quote template. Infoboxes are used to display general relevant information. Once you add data in one of the fields, the infobox would be displayed. You can add a custom name in the infobox replacing the {{PAGENAME}} code. View more details on this in Template:Character. For real-life people, you can use Template:Cast.<br /> <br /> Some character pages also use templates to show quotes. You can replace the text of the quote and the author, or remove them if you don't plan to use it. You can also visit Template:Quote for usage instructions.--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the creator and owner of the Weeb's Cafe. <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> &lt;!-- When creating a new page, remember to use different sections, add proper formatting using wikitext, and most importantly, add images and add links to other related articles whenever possible. You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--&gt;<br /> '''Fretro''' is the the most laid-back mod; He is cool, calm, collected, and he is '''kind''' to the other moderators and operates the server like a '''democracy'''. <br /> <br /> With the migration to '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]''', '''Fretro''' now shares the admin role with '''[[LeafsMatrix|Leaf]]''' who is the owner of the '''Fluxer''' instance. This has given him more freedom to pursue other passions such as film-making, and watching movies. <br /> <br /> ==Extra Details&lt;!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.--&gt;==<br /> '''Fretro''' is the order to [[0-Z3U5|'''0-Z3U5's''']] chaos, though '''Zeus'''&lt;nowiki/&gt;' antics may one day cause him enough stress to give him an ulcer.<br /> <br /> He's an insufferable film nerd. His favorite film of all time is the classic sci-fi movie &quot;[[wikipedia:2001:_A_Space_Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> His favorite anime of all time is '''[[wikipedia:Perfect_Blue|Perfect Blue]]'''.<br /> <br /> '''[[Vinci|Vinci The Scourge]]''', successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.<br /> <br /> '''0-Z3U5''' once got under his skin so badly that '''Fretro''' crashed out in main and threatened to leave the server. This led to '''Zeus''' being promoted to the role of &quot;'''Zeus'''&quot; to contain some of his chaotic powers.&lt;!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;!--The template below is a navbox, typically used as a navigation element to link to related articles quickly and easily. Once you have several pages about a group, consider creating a specific navbox for it. Find out more about using them at Template:Navbox. --&gt;<br /> {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}<br /> &lt;!-- When you finish creating an article, don't forget to add the corresponding categories, which are used to group articles. Read more about them at Help:Categories.--&gt;<br /> [[Category:Characters]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=0-Z3U5&diff=524 2026-06-29T21:53:19Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Cat.jpg|thumb|260x260px|0-Z3U5's PFP]]&lt;!--This is the default structure of how you can usually create a page about a character, whether from a movie, TV series, video game, book, or comic. They typically share common elements, such as an introduction or a biography. These instructions between arrows (using the source editor) or with the exclamation mark icon (visual editor) are internal and are not shown in the public version to read, and you can remove them once you have learnt how to create the page.<br /> <br /> If you feel a page shouldn't exist on a wiki, you can add {{Delete|&lt;reason&gt;}} to it and add reasons for the removal. This helps admins to identify these pages and delete them. On the other hand, {{Stub}} is usually placed on new pages that are recently created with a few details, to coordinate editors in order to improve it in the future.--&gt;<br /> {{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Zeus.jpg|alt=<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Zeus, Father<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Moderator<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = <br /> | deathPlace = <br /> | species = God<br /> | gender = <br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = March 9th 2023<br /> }}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;Call my dick a feminist the way it stands up for women.&quot;<br /> | speaker = 0-Z3U5<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> &lt;!-- The first elements you see above are two templates: the Character infobox and Quote template. Infoboxes are used to display general relevant information. Once you add data in one of the fields, the infobox would be displayed. You can add a custom name in the infobox replacing the {{PAGENAME}} code. View more details on this in Template:Character. For real-life people, you can use Template:Cast.<br /> <br /> Some character pages also use templates to show quotes. You can replace the text of the quote and the author, or remove them if you don't plan to use it. You can also visit Template:Quote for usage instructions.--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the co-creator of the Weeb's Cafe. <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> &lt;!-- When creating a new page, remember to use different sections, add proper formatting using wikitext, and most importantly, add images and add links to other related articles whenever possible. You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--&gt;<br /> '''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying &quot;Goodnight&quot; about 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server. <br /> <br /> Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat. <br /> <br /> ==Trivia&lt;!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.--&gt;==<br /> <br /> * His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.<br /> * He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''&quot;cut them off&quot;'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as &quot;'''The Kira of Feet.&quot;'''<br /> * Admitted to liking &quot;'''tall women with tight abs&quot;''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''&quot;edited to make him look bad&quot;''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''. <br /> * On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, i cite : '''''&quot;YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE&quot;''''' to [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin]] as he realized that such &quot;compromising&quot; informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''&lt;!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--&gt;<br /> * '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.<br /> * '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.<br /> * For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.<br /> * He allegedly asked '''[[Bananders]]''' to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover '''Fretro.'''<br /> <br /> &lt;!--The template below is a navbox, typically used as a navigation element to link to related articles quickly and easily. Once you have several pages about a group, consider creating a specific navbox for it. Find out more about using them at Template:Navbox. --&gt;<br /> {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}<br /> &lt;!-- When you finish creating an article, don't forget to add the corresponding categories, which are used to group articles. Read more about them at Help:Categories.--&gt;<br /> [[Category:Characters]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Kirin_(She/Her)&diff=523 2026-06-28T06:33:30Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;You brofist a hundred people and nobody bats an eye, and you fist ONE guy and that's all you're known for.&quot;<br /> | speaker = Kirin (She/Her)<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source =<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Kirin''' originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Public opinion on '''Kirin''' is generally '''positive'''. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team. Operating on an internal clock of about 30 hours per sleep/wake cycle, she is constantly ruining her sleep schedule.<br /> <br /> It is currently speculated that '''Kirin''' works for the '''[[wikipedia:Soviet_Union|USSR]]''' given that she was able to seamlessly recreate a known '''Russian''' &lt;s&gt;''prison''&lt;/s&gt; '''apartment complex''' in the Weeb's Cafe '''Minecraft''' server even down to the &quot;'''Penor Inspection Chamber'''.&quot; When she inevitably makes it big and becomes a millionaire, she promised by buy '''[[Bananders]]''' a life-sized plushy of Itachi Uchiha (including chicken) so that Bananders can drive in the carpool lane.<br /> <br /> '''[[0-Z3U5]]''' allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. '''Kirin''' vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence '''Zeus''' provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement.<br /> [[File:Evidence.png|thumb|Receipts of '''Kirin's''' DM history with '''Zeus'''|none]]<br /> <br /> == What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==<br /> &quot;I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too '''good'''.&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;Responsible and also an aunt, has '''twink stomach disease''' so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim.&quot; - '''[[Bananders]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)&quot; - Cube<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is 8/10&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is giving me a virus&quot; - '''Sora (Girl)'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is a lady?&quot; - '''Gab'''<br /> <br /> &quot;The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel&quot; - Anonymous<br /> <br /> &quot;We'll kill you '''Kirin'''&quot; - [[Hightsune Mikush|'''Hightsune Mikush''']]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Kirin_(She/Her)&diff=522 2026-06-28T06:30:46Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;You brofist a hundred people and nobody bats an eye, and you fist ONE guy and that's all you're known for.&quot;<br /> | speaker = Kirin (She/Her)<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source =<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Kirin''' originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Public opinion on '''Kirin''' is generally '''positive'''. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team. Operating on an internal clock of about 30 hours per sleep/wake cycle, she is constantly ruining her sleep schedule.<br /> <br /> It is currently speculated that '''Kirin''' works for the '''[[wikipedia:Soviet_Union|USSR]]''' given that she was able to seamlessly recreate a known '''Russian''' &lt;s&gt;''prison''&lt;/s&gt; '''apartment complex''' in the Weeb's Cafe '''Minecraft''' server even down to the &quot;'''Penor Inspection Chamber'''.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''[[0-Z3U5]]''' allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. '''Kirin''' vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence '''Zeus''' provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement.<br /> [[File:Evidence.png|thumb|Receipts of '''Kirin's''' DM history with '''Zeus'''|none]]<br /> <br /> <br /> == What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==<br /> &quot;I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too '''good'''.&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;Responsible and also an aunt, has '''twink stomach disease''' so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim.&quot; - '''[[Bananders]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)&quot; - Cube<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is 8/10&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is giving me a virus&quot; - '''Sora (Girl)'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is a lady?&quot; - '''Gab'''<br /> <br /> &quot;The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel&quot; - Anonymous<br /> <br /> &quot;We'll kill you '''Kirin'''&quot; - [[Hightsune Mikush|'''Hightsune Mikush''']]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=521 2026-06-28T06:28:32Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Dank.png|thumb|262x262px|Lord Dank's PFP]]<br /> {{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully.&quot;<br /> | speaker = LordDank<br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Lord Dank''' first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> '''Lord Dank''' is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep. <br /> <br /> One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama. <br /> <br /> He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed. <br /> <br /> ==Trivia==<br /> '''Lord Dank''' has his own personal assistant.<br /> <br /> He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.<br /> <br /> His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere|borkdere]]'''.<br /> <br /> He ate an entire lion once.<br /> <br /> '''Lord Dank''' is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox. Canonically, he is a yandere as well, it is a shame he wasn't able to make things work with '''Luna'''.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Kirin_(She/Her)&diff=520 2026-06-26T22:58:12Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;You brofist a hundred people and nobody bats an eye, and you fist ONE guy and that's all you're known for.&quot;<br /> | speaker = Kirin (She/Her)<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source =<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Kirin''' originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Public opinion on '''Kirin''' is generally '''positive'''. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team. Operating on an internal clock of about 30 hours per sleep/wake cycle, she is constantly ruining her sleep schedule.<br /> <br /> It is currently speculated that '''Kirin''' works for the '''[[wikipedia:Soviet_Union|USSR]]''' given that she was able to seamlessly recreate a known '''Russian''' &lt;s&gt;prison&lt;/s&gt; '''apartment complex''' in the Weeb's Cafe '''Minecraft''' server even down to the &quot;'''Penor Inspection Chamber'''.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''[[0-Z3U5]]''' allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. '''Kirin''' vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence '''Zeus''' provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement.<br /> [[File:Evidence.png|thumb|Receipts of '''Kirin's''' DM history with '''Zeus'''|none]]<br /> <br /> <br /> == What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==<br /> &quot;I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too '''good'''.&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;Responsible and also an aunt, has '''twink stomach disease''' so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim.&quot; - '''[[Bananders]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)&quot; - Cube<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is 8/10&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is giving me a virus&quot; - '''Sora (Girl)'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is a lady?&quot; - '''Gab'''<br /> <br /> &quot;The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel&quot; - Anonymous<br /> <br /> &quot;We'll kill you '''Kirin'''&quot; - [[Hightsune Mikush|'''Hightsune Mikush''']]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Kirin_(She/Her)&diff=519 2026-06-26T22:50:01Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;You brofist a hundred people and nobody bats an eye, and you fist ONE guy and that's all you're known for.&quot;<br /> | speaker = Kirin (She/Her)<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source =<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Kirin''' originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Public opinion on '''Kirin''' is generally '''positive'''. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team.<br /> <br /> '''[[0-Z3U5]]''' allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. '''Kirin''' vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence '''Zeus''' provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement.<br /> [[File:Evidence.png|thumb|Receipts of '''Kirin's''' DM history with '''Zeus'''|none]]<br /> <br /> <br /> == What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==<br /> &quot;I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too '''good'''.&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;Responsible and also an aunt, has '''twink stomach disease''' so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim.&quot; - '''[[Bananders]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)&quot; - Cube<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is 8/10&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is giving me a virus&quot; - '''Sora (Girl)'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is a lady?&quot; - '''Gab'''<br /> <br /> &quot;The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel&quot; - Anonymous<br /> <br /> &quot;We'll kill you '''Kirin'''&quot; - [[Hightsune Mikush|'''Hightsune Mikush''']]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Kirin_(She/Her)&diff=518 2026-06-26T22:49:34Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;You brofist a hundred people and nobody bats an eye, and you fist ONE guy and that's all you're known for.&quot;<br /> | speaker = Kirin (She/Her)<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source =<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Kirin''' originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Public opinion on '''Kirin''' is generally '''positive'''. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team.<br /> <br /> '''[[0-Z3U5]]''' allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. '''Kirin''' vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence '''Zeus''' provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement.<br /> [[File:Evidence.png|left|thumb|Receipts of '''Kirin's''' DM history with '''Zeus''']]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> == What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==<br /> &quot;I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too '''good'''.&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;Responsible and also an aunt, has '''twink stomach disease''' so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim.&quot; - '''[[Bananders]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)&quot; - Cube<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is 8/10&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is giving me a virus&quot; - '''Sora (Girl)'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is a lady?&quot; - '''Gab'''<br /> <br /> &quot;The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel&quot; - Anonymous<br /> <br /> &quot;We'll kill you '''Kirin'''&quot; - [[Hightsune Mikush|'''Hightsune Mikush''']]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Kirin_(She/Her)&diff=517 2026-06-26T22:49:25Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;You brofist a hundred people and nobody bats an eye, and you fist ONE guy and that's all you're known for.&quot;<br /> | speaker = Kirin (She/Her)<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source =<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Kirin''' originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Public opinion on '''Kirin''' is generally '''positive'''. She is level-headed, silly, and performs altruistic acts like re-opening the Weeb's Cafe wiki after it was unfairly shut down by the Fandom Wiki team.<br /> <br /> '''[[0-Z3U5]]''' allegedly gave her the mod roles after she begged him and offered to commit illicit acts even further than her usual salacious dances. '''Kirin''' vehemently denies that she did any such thing, stating that the so-called evidence '''Zeus''' provided was, in fact, doctored. The residents of Weeb's Cafe are still deliberating the validity of her statement.<br /> [[File:Evidence.png|left|thumb|Receipts of '''Kirin's''' DM history with '''Zeus''']]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> == What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==<br /> &quot;I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too '''good'''.&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;Responsible and also an aunt, has '''twink stomach disease''' so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim.&quot; - '''[[Bananders]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)&quot; - Cube<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is 8/10&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is giving me a virus&quot; - '''Sora (Girl)'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is a lady?&quot; - '''Gab'''<br /> <br /> &quot;The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel&quot; - Anonymous<br /> <br /> &quot;We'll kill you '''Kirin'''&quot; - [[Hightsune Mikush|'''Hightsune Mikush''']]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=File:Evidence.png&diff=516 2026-06-26T22:46:37Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>Receipts from Zeus' DMs</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Fretro&diff=515 2026-06-26T17:44:44Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Fretro pfp.png|thumb|260x260px|Fretro's PFP]]&lt;!--This is the default structure of how you can usually create a page about a character, whether from a movie, TV series, video game, book, or comic. They typically share common elements, such as an introduction or a biography. These instructions between arrows (using the source editor) or with the exclamation mark icon (visual editor) are internal and are not shown in the public version to read, and you can remove them once you have learnt how to create the page.<br /> <br /> If you feel a page shouldn't exist on a wiki, you can add {{Delete|&lt;reason&gt;}} to it and add reasons for the removal. This helps admins to identify these pages and delete them. On the other hand, {{Stub}} is usually placed on new pages that are recently created with a few details, to coordinate editors in order to improve it in the future.--&gt;<br /> {{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Smoking.png|alt=<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Fret, Big Boss<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Owner, Moderator<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = <br /> | deathPlace = <br /> | species = Nerd<br /> | gender =He/Him <br /> | height =6 Ft <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = March 9th 2023<br /> }}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;Life is not peak.&quot;<br /> | speaker = Fretro<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = Stoat Status<br /> }}<br /> &lt;!-- The first elements you see above are two templates: the Character infobox and Quote template. Infoboxes are used to display general relevant information. Once you add data in one of the fields, the infobox would be displayed. You can add a custom name in the infobox replacing the {{PAGENAME}} code. View more details on this in Template:Character. For real-life people, you can use Template:Cast.<br /> <br /> Some character pages also use templates to show quotes. You can replace the text of the quote and the author, or remove them if you don't plan to use it. You can also visit Template:Quote for usage instructions.--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the creator and owner of the Weeb's Cafe. <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> &lt;!-- When creating a new page, remember to use different sections, add proper formatting using wikitext, and most importantly, add images and add links to other related articles whenever possible. You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--&gt;<br /> Fretro is the best mod; He is cool, calm, collected, and he is '''kind''' to the other moderators and operates the server like a '''democracy'''. <br /> <br /> ==Extra Details&lt;!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.--&gt;==<br /> '''Fretro''' is the order to [[0-Z3U5|'''0-Z3U5's''']] chaos, though '''Zeus'''&lt;nowiki/&gt;' antics may one day cause him enough stress to give him an ulcer.<br /> <br /> He's an insufferable film nerd. His favorite film of all time is the classic sci-fi movie &quot;[[wikipedia:2001:_A_Space_Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> His favorite anime of all time is '''[[wikipedia:Perfect_Blue|Perfect Blue]]'''.<br /> <br /> '''[[Vinci|Vinci The Scourge]]''', successfully ragebaited him, a truly rare occurrence.<br /> <br /> '''0-Z3U5''' once got under his skin so badly that '''Fretro''' crashed out in main and threatened to leave the server. This led to '''Zeus''' being promoted to the role of &quot;'''Zeus'''&quot; to contain some of his chaotic powers.&lt;!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;!--The template below is a navbox, typically used as a navigation element to link to related articles quickly and easily. Once you have several pages about a group, consider creating a specific navbox for it. Find out more about using them at Template:Navbox. --&gt;<br /> {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}<br /> &lt;!-- When you finish creating an article, don't forget to add the corresponding categories, which are used to group articles. Read more about them at Help:Categories.--&gt;<br /> [[Category:Characters]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=0-Z3U5&diff=514 2026-06-25T18:03:34Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Cat.jpg|thumb|260x260px|0-Z3U5's PFP]]&lt;!--This is the default structure of how you can usually create a page about a character, whether from a movie, TV series, video game, book, or comic. They typically share common elements, such as an introduction or a biography. These instructions between arrows (using the source editor) or with the exclamation mark icon (visual editor) are internal and are not shown in the public version to read, and you can remove them once you have learnt how to create the page.<br /> <br /> If you feel a page shouldn't exist on a wiki, you can add {{Delete|&lt;reason&gt;}} to it and add reasons for the removal. This helps admins to identify these pages and delete them. On the other hand, {{Stub}} is usually placed on new pages that are recently created with a few details, to coordinate editors in order to improve it in the future.--&gt;<br /> {{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Zeus.jpg|alt=<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Zeus, Father<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Moderator<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = <br /> | deathPlace = <br /> | species = God<br /> | gender = <br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = March 9th 2023<br /> }}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;Call my dick a feminist the way it stands up for women.&quot;<br /> | speaker = 0-Z3U5<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> &lt;!-- The first elements you see above are two templates: the Character infobox and Quote template. Infoboxes are used to display general relevant information. Once you add data in one of the fields, the infobox would be displayed. You can add a custom name in the infobox replacing the {{PAGENAME}} code. View more details on this in Template:Character. For real-life people, you can use Template:Cast.<br /> <br /> Some character pages also use templates to show quotes. You can replace the text of the quote and the author, or remove them if you don't plan to use it. You can also visit Template:Quote for usage instructions.--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the co-creator of the Weeb's Cafe. <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> &lt;!-- When creating a new page, remember to use different sections, add proper formatting using wikitext, and most importantly, add images and add links to other related articles whenever possible. You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--&gt;<br /> '''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying &quot;Goodnight&quot; about 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server. <br /> <br /> Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat. <br /> <br /> ==Trivia&lt;!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.--&gt;==<br /> <br /> * His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.<br /> * He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''&quot;cut them off&quot;'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as &quot;'''The Kira of Feet.&quot;'''<br /> * Admitted to liking &quot;'''tall women with tight abs&quot;''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''&quot;edited to make him look bad&quot;''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''. <br /> * On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, i cite : '''''&quot;YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE&quot;''''' to [[Kirin]] as he realized that such &quot;compromising&quot; informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''&lt;!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--&gt;<br /> * '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.<br /> * '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.<br /> * For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.<br /> * He allegedly asked '''[[Bananders]]''' to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover '''Fretro.'''<br /> <br /> &lt;!--The template below is a navbox, typically used as a navigation element to link to related articles quickly and easily. Once you have several pages about a group, consider creating a specific navbox for it. Find out more about using them at Template:Navbox. --&gt;<br /> {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}<br /> &lt;!-- When you finish creating an article, don't forget to add the corresponding categories, which are used to group articles. Read more about them at Help:Categories.--&gt;<br /> [[Category:Characters]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=0-Z3U5&diff=513 2026-06-24T19:35:59Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Cat.jpg|thumb|260x260px|0-Z3U5's PFP]]&lt;!--This is the default structure of how you can usually create a page about a character, whether from a movie, TV series, video game, book, or comic. They typically share common elements, such as an introduction or a biography. These instructions between arrows (using the source editor) or with the exclamation mark icon (visual editor) are internal and are not shown in the public version to read, and you can remove them once you have learnt how to create the page.<br /> <br /> If you feel a page shouldn't exist on a wiki, you can add {{Delete|&lt;reason&gt;}} to it and add reasons for the removal. This helps admins to identify these pages and delete them. On the other hand, {{Stub}} is usually placed on new pages that are recently created with a few details, to coordinate editors in order to improve it in the future.--&gt;<br /> {{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Zeus.jpg|alt=<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Zeus, Father<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Moderator<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = <br /> | deathPlace = <br /> | species = God<br /> | gender = <br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = March 9th 2023<br /> }}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;She can make me pregnant.&quot;<br /> | speaker = 0-Z3U5<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> &lt;!-- The first elements you see above are two templates: the Character infobox and Quote template. Infoboxes are used to display general relevant information. Once you add data in one of the fields, the infobox would be displayed. You can add a custom name in the infobox replacing the {{PAGENAME}} code. View more details on this in Template:Character. For real-life people, you can use Template:Cast.<br /> <br /> Some character pages also use templates to show quotes. You can replace the text of the quote and the author, or remove them if you don't plan to use it. You can also visit Template:Quote for usage instructions.--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the co-creator of the Weeb's Cafe. <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> &lt;!-- When creating a new page, remember to use different sections, add proper formatting using wikitext, and most importantly, add images and add links to other related articles whenever possible. You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--&gt;<br /> '''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying &quot;Goodnight&quot; about 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server. <br /> <br /> Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat. <br /> <br /> ==Trivia&lt;!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.--&gt;==<br /> <br /> * His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.<br /> * He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''&quot;cut them off&quot;'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as &quot;'''The Kira of Feet.&quot;'''<br /> * Admitted to liking &quot;'''tall women with tight abs&quot;''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''&quot;edited to make him look bad&quot;''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''. <br /> * On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, i cite : '''''&quot;YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE&quot;''''' to [[Kirin]] as he realized that such &quot;compromising&quot; informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''&lt;!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--&gt;<br /> * '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.<br /> * '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.<br /> * For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.<br /> * He allegedly asked '''[[Bananders]]''' to marry him, raising questions regarding his fidelity to his long-time lover '''Fretro.'''<br /> <br /> &lt;!--The template below is a navbox, typically used as a navigation element to link to related articles quickly and easily. Once you have several pages about a group, consider creating a specific navbox for it. Find out more about using them at Template:Navbox. --&gt;<br /> {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}<br /> &lt;!-- When you finish creating an article, don't forget to add the corresponding categories, which are used to group articles. Read more about them at Help:Categories.--&gt;<br /> [[Category:Characters]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Kirin_(She/Her)&diff=511 2026-06-20T09:07:50Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;You brofist a hundred people and nobody bats an eye, and you fist ONE guy and that's all you're known for.&quot;<br /> | speaker = Kirin (She/Her)<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source =<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Kirin''' originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined once more on March 8th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Public opinion on Kirin is generally '''positive'''.<br /> <br /> == What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==<br /> &quot;I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too '''good'''.&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;Responsible and also an aunt, has '''twink stomach disease''' so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim.&quot; - '''[[Bananders]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)&quot; - Cube<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is 8/10&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is giving me a virus&quot; - '''Sora (Girl)'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is a lady?&quot; - '''Gab'''<br /> <br /> &quot;The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel&quot; - Anonymous<br /> <br /> &quot;We'll kill you '''Kirin'''&quot; - [[Hightsune Mikush|'''Hightsune Mikush''']]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Weeb%27s_Cafe_Wiki&diff=510 2026-06-20T09:03:22Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.<br /> <br /> ==Prominent Members==<br /> <br /> ==== Moderators ====<br /> * [[0-Z3U5]]<br /> * [[Bananders]]<br /> * [[Fretro]]<br /> * [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)<br /> * [[Iris-Chan]]<br /> * [[Kirin]]<br /> * [[Kirin (She/Her)|Kirin (Real)]]<br /> * [[LeafsMatrix]]<br /> * [[Lord Dank]]<br /> <br /> ==== Subhuman Otakus ====<br /> <br /> * [[KonekoCloak]]<br /> * [[MintOmelet]]<br /> * [[Solnyshko]]<br /> * [[Vinci]]<br /> <br /> ==== Characters ====<br /> <br /> * [[GachaDad]]<br /> * [[The Peggler]]<br /> <br /> ==Lore &amp; Events==<br /> * [[The Great Car War]]<br /> * [[The Files]]<br /> * [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]<br /> * [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]<br /> * [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]<br /> <br /> ==Browse==<br /> * [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Weeb%27s_Cafe_Wiki&diff=509 2026-06-20T09:01:22Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.<br /> <br /> ==Prominent Members==<br /> <br /> ==== Moderators ====<br /> * [[0-Z3U5]]<br /> * [[Bananders]]<br /> * [[Fretro]]<br /> * [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)<br /> * [[Iris-Chan]]<br /> * [[Kirin]]<br /> * [[Kirin (She/Her)]]<br /> * [[LeafsMatrix]]<br /> * [[Lord Dank]]<br /> <br /> ==== Subhuman Otakus ====<br /> <br /> * [[KonekoCloak]]<br /> * [[MintOmelet]]<br /> * [[Solnyshko]]<br /> * [[Vinci]]<br /> <br /> ==== Characters ====<br /> <br /> * [[GachaDad]]<br /> * [[The Peggler]]<br /> <br /> ==Lore &amp; Events==<br /> * [[The Great Car War]]<br /> * [[The Files]]<br /> * [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]<br /> * [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]<br /> * [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]<br /> <br /> ==Browse==<br /> * [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Kirin_(She/Her)&diff=508 2026-06-20T08:56:58Z

<p>Bananders: Created page with &quot;Kirin originally joined Weeb&#039;s Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined one more on March 8th, 2026. == Biography == Public opinion on Kirin is generally &#039;&#039;&#039;positive&#039;&#039;&#039;. == What People Have to Say About Kirin: == &quot;I want to hate on the gal, but I can&#039;t. She&#039;s just too &#039;&#039;&#039;good&#039;&#039;&#039;.&quot; - &#039;&#039;&#039;0-Z3U5&#039;&#039;&#039; &quot;Responsible and also an aunt, has &#039;&#039;&#039;twink stomach disease&#039;&#039;&#039; so she can&#039;t eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can&#039;t swim.&quot; - &#039;&#039;&#039;Bananders&#039;&#039;&#039; &quot;&#039;&#039;...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>Kirin originally joined Weeb's Cafe in 2023 before she left. She rejoined one more on March 8th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Public opinion on Kirin is generally '''positive'''.<br /> <br /> == What People Have to Say About Kirin: ==<br /> &quot;I want to hate on the gal, but I can't. She's just too '''good'''.&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;Responsible and also an aunt, has '''twink stomach disease''' so she can't eat spicy food. Bad sleep schedule. Loves seafood but can't swim.&quot; - '''[[Bananders]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' deserve '''ketchup roles'''. (Referring to mod role at the time)&quot; - Cube<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is 8/10&quot; - '''[[0-Z3U5]]'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is giving me a virus&quot; - '''Sora (Girl)'''<br /> <br /> &quot;'''Kirin''' is a lady?&quot; - '''Gab'''<br /> <br /> &quot;The members here are like - '''Nicest''': gab, '''kirin''', cheems, chel&quot; - Anonymous<br /> <br /> &quot;We'll kill you '''Kirin'''&quot; - [[Hightsune Mikush|'''Hightsune Mikush''']]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Operation_Gooner_Ragnarok&diff=498 2026-06-19T23:34:56Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>On April 16, 2026, the moderators commenced with '''Operation: Gooner Ragnarok'''.<br /> <br /> For a long while, the moderation team had been in heated debates about whether or not there should be NSFW content allowed in '''The Cafe'''. It had been a fairly even split with champions for and against the category. It would likely have remained in that stalemate and continued to exist in perpetuity had the gooners stuck to normal hentai.<br /> <br /> However, that all changed when both '''[[Bananders]]''' and [[LeafsMatrix|'''Leaf''']] needed to remove atrocities that should never have been created from the channel. It was at this point that the mods unanimously decided to purge the NSFW category completely from the server.<br /> <br /> When '''Leaf''' happily removed the category, many gooners were left without a home, cursed to wander the wastelands of dead servers on '''Stoat''' hoping for some semblance of hentai to sate their thirst. Some users, like '''Sora''' '''(Gooner)''', left the platform completely because of this.</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=0-Z3U5&diff=494 2026-06-19T23:19:26Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Cat.jpg|thumb|260x260px|0-Z3U5's PFP]]&lt;!--This is the default structure of how you can usually create a page about a character, whether from a movie, TV series, video game, book, or comic. They typically share common elements, such as an introduction or a biography. These instructions between arrows (using the source editor) or with the exclamation mark icon (visual editor) are internal and are not shown in the public version to read, and you can remove them once you have learnt how to create the page.<br /> <br /> If you feel a page shouldn't exist on a wiki, you can add {{Delete|&lt;reason&gt;}} to it and add reasons for the removal. This helps admins to identify these pages and delete them. On the other hand, {{Stub}} is usually placed on new pages that are recently created with a few details, to coordinate editors in order to improve it in the future.--&gt;<br /> {{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Zeus.jpg|alt=<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Zeus, Father<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Moderator<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = <br /> | deathPlace = <br /> | species = God<br /> | gender = <br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = March 9th 2023<br /> }}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;She can make me pregnant.&quot;<br /> | speaker = 0-Z3U5<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> &lt;!-- The first elements you see above are two templates: the Character infobox and Quote template. Infoboxes are used to display general relevant information. Once you add data in one of the fields, the infobox would be displayed. You can add a custom name in the infobox replacing the {{PAGENAME}} code. View more details on this in Template:Character. For real-life people, you can use Template:Cast.<br /> <br /> Some character pages also use templates to show quotes. You can replace the text of the quote and the author, or remove them if you don't plan to use it. You can also visit Template:Quote for usage instructions.--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the co-creator of the Weeb's Cafe. <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> &lt;!-- When creating a new page, remember to use different sections, add proper formatting using wikitext, and most importantly, add images and add links to other related articles whenever possible. You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--&gt;<br /> '''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying &quot;Goodnight&quot; about 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server. <br /> <br /> Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat. <br /> <br /> ==Trivia&lt;!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.--&gt;==<br /> <br /> * His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.<br /> * He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''&quot;cut them off&quot;'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as &quot;'''The Kira of Feet.&quot;'''<br /> * Admitted to liking &quot;'''tall women with tight abs&quot;''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''&quot;edited to make him look bad&quot;''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''. <br /> * On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, i cite : '''''&quot;YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE&quot;''''' to [[Kirin]] as he realized that such &quot;compromising&quot; informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''&lt;!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--&gt;<br /> * '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.<br /> * '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.<br /> * For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.<br /> <br /> &lt;!--The template below is a navbox, typically used as a navigation element to link to related articles quickly and easily. Once you have several pages about a group, consider creating a specific navbox for it. Find out more about using them at Template:Navbox. --&gt;<br /> {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}<br /> &lt;!-- When you finish creating an article, don't forget to add the corresponding categories, which are used to group articles. Read more about them at Help:Categories.--&gt;<br /> [[Category:Characters]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=0-Z3U5&diff=493 2026-06-19T23:18:32Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Cat.jpg|thumb|260x260px|0-Z3U5's PFP]]&lt;!--This is the default structure of how you can usually create a page about a character, whether from a movie, TV series, video game, book, or comic. They typically share common elements, such as an introduction or a biography. These instructions between arrows (using the source editor) or with the exclamation mark icon (visual editor) are internal and are not shown in the public version to read, and you can remove them once you have learnt how to create the page.<br /> <br /> If you feel a page shouldn't exist on a wiki, you can add {{Delete|&lt;reason&gt;}} to it and add reasons for the removal. This helps admins to identify these pages and delete them. On the other hand, {{Stub}} is usually placed on new pages that are recently created with a few details, to coordinate editors in order to improve it in the future.--&gt;<br /> {{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Zeus.jpg|alt=<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Zeus, Father<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Moderator<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = <br /> | deathPlace = <br /> | species = God<br /> | gender = <br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = March 9th 2023<br /> }}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;I'm jus a chill fat chud indian guy sitting butt naked on my cuck throne.&quot;<br /> | speaker = 0-Z3U5<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> &lt;!-- The first elements you see above are two templates: the Character infobox and Quote template. Infoboxes are used to display general relevant information. Once you add data in one of the fields, the infobox would be displayed. You can add a custom name in the infobox replacing the {{PAGENAME}} code. View more details on this in Template:Character. For real-life people, you can use Template:Cast.<br /> <br /> Some character pages also use templates to show quotes. You can replace the text of the quote and the author, or remove them if you don't plan to use it. You can also visit Template:Quote for usage instructions.--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the co-creator of the Weeb's Cafe. <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> &lt;!-- When creating a new page, remember to use different sections, add proper formatting using wikitext, and most importantly, add images and add links to other related articles whenever possible. You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--&gt;<br /> '''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying &quot;Goodnight&quot; about 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server. <br /> <br /> Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat. <br /> <br /> ==Trivia&lt;!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.--&gt;==<br /> <br /> * His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.<br /> * He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''&quot;cut them off&quot;'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as &quot;'''The Kira of Feet.&quot;'''<br /> * Admitted to liking &quot;'''tall women with tight abs&quot;''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''&quot;edited to make him look bad&quot;''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''. <br /> * On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, i cite : '''''&quot;YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE&quot;''''' to [[Kirin]] as he realized that such &quot;compromising&quot; informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''&lt;!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--&gt;<br /> * '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.<br /> * '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.<br /> * For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.<br /> <br /> &lt;!--The template below is a navbox, typically used as a navigation element to link to related articles quickly and easily. Once you have several pages about a group, consider creating a specific navbox for it. Find out more about using them at Template:Navbox. --&gt;<br /> {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}<br /> &lt;!-- When you finish creating an article, don't forget to add the corresponding categories, which are used to group articles. Read more about them at Help:Categories.--&gt;<br /> [[Category:Characters]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=LeafsMatrix&diff=464 2026-06-19T22:05:57Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;!--This is the default structure of how you can usually create a page about a character, whether from a movie, TV series, video game, book, or comic. They typically share common elements, such as an introduction or a biography. These instructions between arrows (using the source editor) or with the exclamation mark icon (visual editor) are internal and are not shown in the public version to read, and you can remove them once you have learnt how to create the page.<br /> <br /> If you feel a page shouldn't exist on a wiki, you can add {{Delete|&lt;reason&gt;}} to it and add reasons for the removal. This helps admins to identify these pages and delete them. On the other hand, {{Stub}} is usually placed on new pages that are recently created with a few details, to coordinate editors in order to improve it in the future.--&gt;<br /> {{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = LeafsMatrix.jpg|alt=<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Leaf<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Moderator<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = Canada<br /> | deathDate = <br /> | deathPlace = <br /> | species = Human? Leaf? Tree?<br /> | gender = Male<br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = March 6th 2026<br /> }}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;I wish I wasn't banned 🙏 😔&quot;<br /> | speaker = Leaf<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> &lt;!-- The first elements you see above are two templates: the Character infobox and Quote template. Infoboxes are used to display general relevant information. Once you add data in one of the fields, the infobox would be displayed. You can add a custom name in the infobox replacing the {{PAGENAME}} code. View more details on this in Template:Character. For real-life people, you can use Template:Cast.<br /> <br /> Some character pages also use templates to show quotes. You can replace the text of the quote and the author, or remove them if you don't plan to use it. You can also visit Template:Quote for usage instructions.--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 6th 2026. He became a moderator in the Weeb's Cafe relatively quickly. <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> &lt;!-- When creating a new page, remember to use different sections, add proper formatting using wikitext, and most importantly, add images and add links to other related articles whenever possible. You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--&gt;<br /> '''LeafsMatrix''' has a [https://x.com/home Twitter/X] from [https://www.fortnite.com/ Fortnite] leaks and general hype for it and [https://one-piece.com/index.html One Piece]. Use his Support-A-Creator Code: &quot;'''LeafsMatrix'''&quot; in the [https://www.fortnite.com/item-shop?creator-code=LeafsMatrix Fortnite Item Shop] to support him.. ''#Ad #EpicPartner''<br /> <br /> In April of 2026, Leaf gave birth to his '''Chud Son''', [[GachaDad]], which has since caused a severe outbreak of gambling addiction within the '''Cafe'''. It was a major success. <br /> <br /> On April 16th, 2026, '''Leaf''' implemented '''[[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Operation: Gooner Ragnarok]]''', using his mod powers to completely '''wipe out''' the NSFW category in Weeb's Cafe. This led to the exodus of people who were only in the server to goon. '''Sora''', a formerly active member, was so incensed that he left the Stoat platform completely. <br /> <br /> ==Extra Details&lt;!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.--&gt;==<br /> '''Leaf''' has been distraught since the disappearance of his lover, [[Hightsune Mikush|Hightsune Mikush.]] <br /> <br /> He just kind of '''knows people.''' Like, you will be talking to him about something and he somehow just knows a guy from whatever you've mentioned. He also likes the colours green and purple. <br /> <br /> He is prone to fits of '''Gamer Rage''', and is banned from several platforms. <br /> <br /> '''[[Vinci|Vinci, The Scourge]]''', was so successful in igniting '''Leaf's Gamer Rage''', that he crashed out hard in the General Chat. He has yet to recover. <br /> <br /> Canonically has '''gigantic badonkadonks'''... and a lot of friends. <br /> <br /> Currently on [https://weebs-cafe.fandom.com/wiki/KonekoCloak '''KonekoCloak''']'s hit list after commiting the '''Deadly 8th Sin''' of slandering [https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]. &lt;!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;!--The template below is a navbox, typically used as a navigation element to link to related articles quickly and easily. Once you have several pages about a group, consider creating a specific navbox for it. Find out more about using them at Template:Navbox. --&gt;<br /> {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}<br /> &lt;!-- When you finish creating an article, don't forget to add the corresponding categories, which are used to group articles. Read more about them at Help:Categories.--&gt;<br /> [[Category:Characters]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=462 2026-06-19T21:40:53Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully.&quot;<br /> | speaker = LordDank<br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Lord Dank''' first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> '''Lord Dank''' is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep. <br /> <br /> One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama. <br /> <br /> He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed. <br /> <br /> ==Trivia==<br /> '''Lord Dank''' has his own personal assistant.<br /> <br /> He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.<br /> <br /> His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on puppygirl '''[[wikipedia:Yandere|borkdere]]'''.<br /> <br /> He ate an entire lion once.<br /> <br /> Lord Dank is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=461 2026-06-19T21:39:52Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully.&quot;<br /> | speaker = LordDank<br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Lord Dank''' first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> '''Lord Dank''' is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep. <br /> <br /> One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama. <br /> <br /> He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed. <br /> <br /> ==Trivia==<br /> '''Lord Dank''' has his own personal assistant.<br /> <br /> He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.<br /> <br /> His visage captivated '''Luna''', who went full on borkdere.<br /> <br /> He ate an entire lion once.<br /> <br /> Lord Dank is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=0-Z3U5&diff=460 2026-06-19T21:34:50Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;!--This is the default structure of how you can usually create a page about a character, whether from a movie, TV series, video game, book, or comic. They typically share common elements, such as an introduction or a biography. These instructions between arrows (using the source editor) or with the exclamation mark icon (visual editor) are internal and are not shown in the public version to read, and you can remove them once you have learnt how to create the page.<br /> <br /> If you feel a page shouldn't exist on a wiki, you can add {{Delete|&lt;reason&gt;}} to it and add reasons for the removal. This helps admins to identify these pages and delete them. On the other hand, {{Stub}} is usually placed on new pages that are recently created with a few details, to coordinate editors in order to improve it in the future.--&gt;<br /> {{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Zeus.jpg|alt=<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Zeus, Father<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Moderator<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = <br /> | deathPlace = <br /> | species = God<br /> | gender = <br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = March 9th 2023<br /> }}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;A hero is only made if villain allows&quot;<br /> | speaker = 0-Z3U5<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> &lt;!-- The first elements you see above are two templates: the Character infobox and Quote template. Infoboxes are used to display general relevant information. Once you add data in one of the fields, the infobox would be displayed. You can add a custom name in the infobox replacing the {{PAGENAME}} code. View more details on this in Template:Character. For real-life people, you can use Template:Cast.<br /> <br /> Some character pages also use templates to show quotes. You can replace the text of the quote and the author, or remove them if you don't plan to use it. You can also visit Template:Quote for usage instructions.--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 9th 2023. He is the co-creator of the Weeb's Cafe. <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> &lt;!-- When creating a new page, remember to use different sections, add proper formatting using wikitext, and most importantly, add images and add links to other related articles whenever possible. You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--&gt;<br /> '''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying &quot;Goodnight&quot; about 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server. <br /> <br /> Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat. <br /> <br /> ==Trivia&lt;!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.--&gt;==<br /> <br /> * His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.<br /> * He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''&quot;cut them off&quot;'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as &quot;'''The Kira of Feet.&quot;'''<br /> * Admitted to liking &quot;'''tall women with tight abs&quot;''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''&quot;edited to make him look bad&quot;''' He also wants a strong goth woman to '''get him pregnant'''. <br /> * On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, i cite : '''''&quot;YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE&quot;''''' to [[Kirin]] as he realized that such &quot;compromising&quot; informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''&lt;!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--&gt;<br /> * '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.<br /> * '''0-Z3U5''' thinks about poop a lot. It has been known to consume his thoughts, and autocorrect on his phone frequently changes normal words to words about fecal matter.<br /> * For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.<br /> <br /> &lt;!--The template below is a navbox, typically used as a navigation element to link to related articles quickly and easily. Once you have several pages about a group, consider creating a specific navbox for it. Find out more about using them at Template:Navbox. --&gt;<br /> {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}<br /> &lt;!-- When you finish creating an article, don't forget to add the corresponding categories, which are used to group articles. Read more about them at Help:Categories.--&gt;<br /> [[Category:Characters]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=422 2026-06-19T18:42:05Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully.&quot;<br /> | speaker = LordDank<br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Lord Dank''' first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> '''Lord Dank''' is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep. <br /> <br /> One night, he created '''The Farm''' in the Cafe's '''Fluxer''' server so that he could contain '''Morii''' for entertainment. However, '''Morii''' was unable to be rehabilitated, and the decision ended up causing quite a bit of server drama. <br /> <br /> He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed. <br /> <br /> ==Trivia==<br /> '''Lord Dank''' has his own personal assistant.<br /> <br /> He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.<br /> <br /> He ate an entire lion once.<br /> <br /> Lord Dank is actually a cat in the body of an anthropomorphic rabbit, however, his fursona is a fox.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=421 2026-06-19T18:35:09Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully.&quot;<br /> | speaker = LordDank<br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Lord Dank first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Lord Dank is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep. <br /> <br /> He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed. <br /> <br /> ==Trivia==<br /> Lord Dank has his own personal assistant.<br /> <br /> He frequently does face reveals, and is known by many for being beautiful and wearing cute goth outfits which, according to his boss, is good for business. His vtuber model is also quite fashionable.<br /> <br /> He ate an entire lion once.<br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=415 2026-06-19T18:29:27Z

<p>Bananders: /* Biography */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully.&quot;<br /> | speaker = LordDank<br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Lord Dank first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Lord Dank is known for his easygoing demeanor and for his many tree naps. While he only sleeps one hour per night, he takes enough naps throughout the day to make up for the lack of sleep. <br /> <br /> He has several cats, a garden, and grows his own weed. <br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Weeb%27s_Cafe_Wiki&diff=411 2026-06-19T18:21:39Z

<p>Bananders: /* Lore &amp; Events */</p> <hr /> <div>'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.<br /> <br /> ==Prominent Members==<br /> <br /> ==== Moderators ====<br /> * [[0-Z3U5]]<br /> * [[Bananders]]<br /> * [[Fretro]]<br /> * [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)<br /> * [[Iris-Chan]]<br /> * [[Kirin]]<br /> * [[LeafsMatrix]]<br /> * [[Lord Dank]]<br /> <br /> ==== Subhuman Otakus ====<br /> <br /> * [[KonekoCloak]]<br /> * [[MintOmelet]]<br /> * [[Solnyshko]]<br /> * [[Vinci]]<br /> <br /> ==== Characters ====<br /> <br /> * [[GachaDad]]<br /> * [[The Peggler]]<br /> <br /> ==Lore &amp; Events==<br /> * [[The Great Car War]]<br /> * [[The Files]]<br /> * [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]<br /> * [[Operation Gooner Ragnarok|Gooner Ragnarok]]<br /> * [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]<br /> <br /> ==Browse==<br /> * [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Operation_Gooner_Ragnarok&diff=409 2026-06-19T18:20:27Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>On April 16, 2026, the moderators commenced with '''Operation Gooner Ragnarok'''.<br /> <br /> For a long while, the moderation team had been in heated debates about whether or not there should be NSFW content allowed in '''The Cafe'''. It had been a fairly even split with champions for and against the category. It would likely have remained in that stalemate and continued to exist in perpetuity had the gooners stuck to normal hentai.<br /> <br /> However, that all changed when both '''[[Bananders]]''' and [[LeafsMatrix|'''Leaf''']] needed to remove atrocities that should never have been created from the channel. It was at this point that the mods unanimously decided to purge the NSFW category completely from the server.<br /> <br /> When '''Leaf''' happily removed the category, many gooners were left without a home, cursed to wander the wastelands of dead servers on '''Stoat''' hoping for some semblance of hentai to sate their thirst. Some users, like '''Sora''' '''(Gooner)''', left the platform completely because of this.</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Operation_Gooner_Ragnarok&diff=407 2026-06-19T18:10:02Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>On April 16, 2026, the moderators commenced with Operation Gooner Ragnarok.</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Operation_Gooner_Ragnarok&diff=406 2026-06-19T18:09:51Z

<p>Bananders: Created page with &quot;On April 26, 2026, the moderators commenced with Operation Gooner Ragnarok.&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>On April 26, 2026, the moderators commenced with Operation Gooner Ragnarok.</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=404 2026-06-19T18:07:41Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully.&quot;<br /> | speaker = LordDank<br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Lord Dank first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Lord Dank <br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=403 2026-06-19T18:06:30Z

<p>Bananders: /* Biography */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=Lord Dank|imagecaption=, $m|aliases=Dank|relatives=|occupation= Full-time Moderator, Part-time professional napper|species=Vampire|gender=Skeleton|image=}}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully.&quot;<br /> | speaker = LordDank<br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Lord Dank first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Lord Dank <br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Weeb%27s_Cafe_Wiki&diff=402 2026-06-19T18:02:07Z

<p>Bananders: /* Moderators */</p> <hr /> <div>'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.<br /> <br /> ==Prominent Members==<br /> <br /> ==== Moderators ====<br /> * [[0-Z3U5]]<br /> * [[Bananders]]<br /> * [[Fretro]]<br /> * [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)<br /> * [[Iris-Chan]]<br /> * [[Kirin]]<br /> * [[LeafsMatrix]]<br /> * [[Lord Dank]]<br /> <br /> ==== Subhuman Otakus ====<br /> <br /> * [[KonekoCloak]]<br /> * [[MintOmelet]]<br /> * [[Solnyshko]]<br /> * [[Vinci]]<br /> <br /> ==== Characters ====<br /> <br /> * [[GachaDad]]<br /> * [[The Peggler]]<br /> <br /> ==Lore &amp; Events==<br /> * [[The Great Car War]]<br /> * [[The Files]]<br /> * [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]<br /> * [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]<br /> <br /> ==Browse==<br /> * [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Weeb%27s_Cafe_Wiki&diff=395 2026-06-19T17:49:52Z

<p>Bananders: /* Prominent Members */</p> <hr /> <div>'''Welcome to Weeb's Cafe Wiki''' - a Fluxer / Stoat server with a knack for lore.<br /> <br /> ==Prominent Members==<br /> <br /> ==== Moderators ====<br /> * [[Kirin]]<br /> * [[Bananders]]<br /> * [[Iris-Chan]]<br /> * [[0-Z3U5]]<br /> * [[LeafsMatrix]]<br /> * [[Fretro]]<br /> * [[Lord Dank]]<br /> * [[Hightsune Mikush]] (Former)<br /> <br /> ==== Subhuman Otakus ====<br /> <br /> * [[KonekoCloak]]<br /> * [[MintOmelet]]<br /> * [[Solnyshko]]<br /> * [[Vinci]]<br /> <br /> ==== Characters ====<br /> <br /> * [[The Peggler]]<br /> * [[GachaDad]]<br /> <br /> ==Lore &amp; Events==<br /> * [[The Great Car War]]<br /> * [[The Files]]<br /> * [[Flapjack-Footitis (Disease)]]<br /> * [[Official Weeb's Cafe Holidays]]<br /> <br /> ==Browse==<br /> * [[Special:AllPages|All pages on the wiki]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=393 2026-06-19T17:44:33Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div><br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;I don't rage. I merely simmer gracefully.&quot;<br /> | speaker = LordDank<br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Lord Dank first joined the Weeb's Cafe on February 26th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=385 2026-06-19T17:39:02Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div><br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;{{Quote | text = &quot;I don't rage, I merely simmer gracefully.&quot; | speaker = Lord Dank in General Chat}}&lt;/nowiki&gt;<br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Lord_Dank&diff=382 2026-06-19T17:35:18Z

<p>Bananders: Created page with &quot;&quot;I don&#039;t rage, I merely simmer gracefully.&quot;&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>&quot;I don't rage, I merely simmer gracefully.&quot;</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=Bananders&diff=375 2026-06-18T18:02:29Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=Bananders|aliases=Unc, banban, banan, banana man|gender=Jester|height=2 inches|occupation=Moderator|species=Unc|marital=Married to Tenzou Yamato}}<br /> certified unc of the uncs major unc basically everyone's favorite unc to everyone <br /> [[Category:Character]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=LeafsMatrix&diff=374 2026-06-18T17:54:49Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;!--This is the default structure of how you can usually create a page about a character, whether from a movie, TV series, video game, book, or comic. They typically share common elements, such as an introduction or a biography. These instructions between arrows (using the source editor) or with the exclamation mark icon (visual editor) are internal and are not shown in the public version to read, and you can remove them once you have learnt how to create the page.<br /> <br /> If you feel a page shouldn't exist on a wiki, you can add {{Delete|&lt;reason&gt;}} to it and add reasons for the removal. This helps admins to identify these pages and delete them. On the other hand, {{Stub}} is usually placed on new pages that are recently created with a few details, to coordinate editors in order to improve it in the future.--&gt;<br /> {{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = LeafsMatrix.jpg|alt=<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Leaf<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Moderator<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = Canada<br /> | deathDate = <br /> | deathPlace = <br /> | species = Human? Leaf? Tree?<br /> | gender = Male<br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = March 6th 2026<br /> }}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;I wish I wasn't banned 🙏 😔&quot;<br /> | speaker = Leaf<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> &lt;!-- The first elements you see above are two templates: the Character infobox and Quote template. Infoboxes are used to display general relevant information. Once you add data in one of the fields, the infobox would be displayed. You can add a custom name in the infobox replacing the {{PAGENAME}} code. View more details on this in Template:Character. For real-life people, you can use Template:Cast.<br /> <br /> Some character pages also use templates to show quotes. You can replace the text of the quote and the author, or remove them if you don't plan to use it. You can also visit Template:Quote for usage instructions.--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''{{PAGENAME}}''' was introduced on March 6th 2026. He became a moderator in the Weeb's Cafe relatively quickly. <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> &lt;!-- When creating a new page, remember to use different sections, add proper formatting using wikitext, and most importantly, add images and add links to other related articles whenever possible. You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--&gt;<br /> '''LeafsMatrix''' has a [https://x.com/home Twitter/X] from [https://www.fortnite.com/ Fortnite] leaks and general hype for it and [https://one-piece.com/index.html One Piece]. Use his Support-A-Creator Code: &quot;'''LeafsMatrix'''&quot; in the [https://www.fortnite.com/item-shop?creator-code=LeafsMatrix Fortnite Item Shop] to support him.. ''#Ad #EpicPartner''<br /> <br /> In April of 2026, Leaf gave birth to his '''Chud Son''', [[GachaDad]], which has since caused a severe outbreak of gambling addiction within the '''Cafe'''. It was a major success. <br /> <br /> On April 16th, 2026, '''Leaf''' implemented '''Operation: Gooner Ragnarok''', using his mod powers to completely '''wipe out''' the NSFW category in Weeb's Cafe. This led to the exodus of people who were only in the server to goon. '''Sora''', a formerly active member, was so incensed that he left the Stoat platform completely. <br /> <br /> ==Extra Details&lt;!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.--&gt;==<br /> '''Leaf''' has been distraught since the disappearance of his lover, [[Hightsune Mikush|Hightsune Mikush.]] <br /> <br /> He just kind of '''knows people.''' Like, you will be talking to him about something and he somehow just knows a guy from whatever you've mentioned. He also likes the colours green and purple. <br /> <br /> He is prone to fits of '''Gamer Rage''', and is banned from several platforms. <br /> <br /> '''[[Vinci|Vinci, The Scourge]]''', was so successful in igniting '''Leaf's Gamer Rage''', that he crashed out hard in the General Chat. He has yet to recover. <br /> <br /> Canonically has '''gigantic badonkadonks'''... and a lot of friends. <br /> <br /> Currently on [https://weebs-cafe.fandom.com/wiki/KonekoCloak '''KonekoCloak''']'s hit list after commiting the '''Deadly 8th Sin''' of slandering [https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]. &lt;!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;!--The template below is a navbox, typically used as a navigation element to link to related articles quickly and easily. Once you have several pages about a group, consider creating a specific navbox for it. Find out more about using them at Template:Navbox. --&gt;<br /> {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}<br /> &lt;!-- When you finish creating an article, don't forget to add the corresponding categories, which are used to group articles. Read more about them at Help:Categories.--&gt;<br /> [[Category:Characters]]</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=MintOmelet&diff=373 2026-06-18T17:52:54Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=MintOmelet|aliases=minny|relatives=mikush|occupation=femboy|gender=mint}}{{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;My sense of humor is very advanced.&quot;<br /> | speaker = MintOmelet<br /> | source = General chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> MintOmelet joined The Cafe on February 20th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> '''Mint''' was the most beautiful person in Weeb's Cafe. He was the prettiest boy in all the land. <br /> <br /> However, under his pretty face '''Mint''' frequently acted in quite an unseemly manner. He was known for frequently putting people down, being uncommonly mean, and issuing the most backhanded of compliments.<br /> <br /> This culminated when Weeb's Cafe began a transition to '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]''', and instead of being normal about it, '''Mint''' frequently tried to guilt people into staying on '''Stoat''' to the point of insulting his friends. He left the cafe completely when '''[[Bananders]]''' read him for filth in general chat, and '''Mint''' later spread rumors that he was bullied out of the cafe.</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=MintOmelet&diff=372 2026-06-18T17:50:43Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=MintOmelet|aliases=minny|relatives=mikush|occupation=femboy|gender=mint}}{{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;My sense of humor is very advanced.&quot;<br /> | speaker = MintOmelet<br /> | source = General chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> MintOmelet joined The Cafe on February 20th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> '''Mint''' was the most beautiful person in Weeb's Cafe. He was the prettiest boy in all the land. <br /> <br /> However, under his pretty face '''Mint''' frequently acted in quite an unseemly manner. He was known for frequently putting people down, being uncommonly mean, and issuing the most backhanded of compliments.<br /> <br /> This culminated when Weeb's Cafe began a transition to '''[https://fluxer.app/ Fluxer]''', and instead of being normal about it '''Mint''' frequently tried to guilt people into staying on '''Stoat''' to the point of insulting his friends. He left the cafe completely when '''[[Bananders]]''' read him for filth in general chat, and later spread rumors that he was bullied out of the cafe.</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=MintOmelet&diff=371 2026-06-18T17:48:49Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=MintOmelet|aliases=minny|relatives=mikush|occupation=femboy|gender=mint}}{{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;My sense of humor is very advanced.&quot;<br /> | speaker = MintOmelet<br /> | source = General chat<br /> }}<br /> <br /> MintOmelet joined The Cafe on February 20th, 2026.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Mint is the most beautiful person in Weeb's Cafe. He's the prettiest boy in all the land. However, under his pretty face Mint frequently acted in quite an unseemly manner. He was known for frequently putting people down, being uncommonly mean, and issuing the most backhanded of compliments.<br /> <br /> This culminated when Weeb's Cafe began a transition to Fluxer, and instead of being normal about it Mint frequently tried to guilt people into staying on Stoat to the point of insulting his friends. He left the cafe completely when Bananders read him for filth in general chat, and later spread rumors that he was bullied out of the cafe.</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=KonekoCloak&diff=370 2026-06-18T17:33:04Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Character|name=KonekoCloak|image=1000070875.png|gender=catboy|imagecaption=hello you cat|aliases=Jose|relatives=deez|affiliation=nuts|occupation=dragon|deathDate=today|species=gooner|height=2 feet}}A desperate Stoat user on Weeb's Cafe that wanted to be added in this wiki.<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;when do i get added, i wanna get added, im cute, im sexy, im funny&quot;<br /> | speaker = KonekoCloak<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> His pfp is a Meowscarada, which is a pokemon.<br /> <br /> Warning : He needs his dose of coffee otherwise he may become aggressive.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Jose joined the Cafe April 14th, 2026. They have a Tumblr where they post their art which mostly includes Sonic. They sometimes roleplay in chat.<br /> <br /> == Extra Facts ==<br /> Known for their eccentric interest/fascination with dragon &quot;anatomy&quot;.<br /> <br /> Draws Sonic the Hedgehog very well.<br /> <br /> Unfortunately, it has been revealed that he cannot use the move Attract against other people due to Meowscarada's inability to learn that move. (He can still flirt normally tho).<br /> <br /> Objectively the hottest '''Thing''' within the '''Cafe'''.</div>

Bananders https://weebscafe.com/index.php?title=0-Z3U5&diff=369 2026-06-18T17:30:16Z

<p>Bananders: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;!--This is the default structure of how you can usually create a page about a character, whether from a movie, TV series, video game, book, or comic. They typically share common elements, such as an introduction or a biography. These instructions between arrows (using the source editor) or with the exclamation mark icon (visual editor) are internal and are not shown in the public version to read, and you can remove them once you have learnt how to create the page.<br /> <br /> If you feel a page shouldn't exist on a wiki, you can add {{Delete|&lt;reason&gt;}} to it and add reasons for the removal. This helps admins to identify these pages and delete them. On the other hand, {{Stub}} is usually placed on new pages that are recently created with a few details, to coordinate editors in order to improve it in the future.--&gt;<br /> {{Character<br /> | name = {{PAGENAME}}<br /> | image = Zeus.jpg|alt=<br /> | imagecaption = <br /> | aliases = Zeus, Father<br /> | relatives = <br /> | affiliation = <br /> | occupation = Moderator<br /> | marital = <br /> | birthDate = <br /> | birthPlace = <br /> | deathDate = <br /> | deathPlace = <br /> | species = God<br /> | gender = <br /> | height = <br /> | weight = <br /> | eyes = <br /> | portrayedby = <br /> | appearsin = <br /> | debut = March 9th 2023<br /> }}<br /> {{Quote<br /> | text = &quot;A hero is only made if villain allows&quot;<br /> | speaker = 0-Z3U5<br /> | receiver = <br /> | attribution = <br /> | source = General Chat<br /> }}<br /> &lt;!-- The first elements you see above are two templates: the Character infobox and Quote template. 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You have more info on Help:New page, Help:Formatting text, Help:Wikitext, Help:Adding images and Help:Links.--&gt;<br /> '''0-ZEU5''' (Zeus) is the Co-creator and moderator of Weeb's Cafe. He is known mainly for saying &quot;Goodnight&quot; about 500 times per night and still not going to sleep, and more recently bullying newcomers by having them '''fight to the death''' for verification before gaining access to the server. <br /> <br /> Although '''Zeus''' is known for being a bully, he is still beloved by the server. He has been known to get philosophical at times, but this is a rare occurrence. He frequently fights with literal, actual '''children''' in general chat. <br /> <br /> ==Trivia&lt;!--Sometimes you need to add contextual links between articles to answer readers' questions. You can visit Template:Hatnote to find out about the different related templates editors use.--&gt;==<br /> <br /> * His server profile picture (a gif of a black cat rolling forward) is stolen, according to him.<br /> * He is rumored to have DM'd several users asking for '''feet pics''', adding that he'd like to '''&quot;cut them off&quot;'''. A recipient of such solicitation described him as &quot;'''The Kira of Feet.&quot;'''<br /> * Admitted to liking &quot;'''tall women with tight abs&quot;''' in a now deleted message. The reason for deleting the message, according to him, was so the enthusiastic agreement to the message expressing the liking of said abs can't be '''&quot;edited to make him look bad&quot;'''<br /> * On the 17th of april 2026, he got mad in the '''#General channel''' saying, i cite : '''''&quot;YOU FUXKING ASSHOLE&quot;''''' to [[Kirin]] as he realized that such &quot;compromising&quot; informations were put in this '''Trivia section''' and that they were '''available publicly''' on this wiki. This sparks a new theory : '''Does 0-Z3U5 has anger issues ???'''&lt;!-- When you need to display data, creating a table is a good option. For simpler sections that list items, using a list is easier.--&gt;<br /> * '''0-Z3U5''' acts out because he thinks it will make '''[[Fretro]]''' fuck him, it's foreplay for him.<br /> * For all his bluster, '''0-Z3U5''' is actually quite thoughtful and taught the other mods how to say slurs in Hindi.<br /> <br /> &lt;!--The template below is a navbox, typically used as a navigation element to link to related articles quickly and easily. Once you have several pages about a group, consider creating a specific navbox for it. Find out more about using them at Template:Navbox. --&gt;<br /> {{Navbox|header=Characters|body=Add links to character pages, like [[{{PAGENAME}}]].}}<br /> &lt;!-- When you finish creating an article, don't forget to add the corresponding categories, which are used to group articles. Read more about them at Help:Categories.--&gt;<br /> [[Category:Characters]]</div>

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